ChikoLad
Purple Boi
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This post is Rosalina approved.My top 10 very unrealistic last minute needs that must be met or I will storm Nintendo faster than Donald Trump will storm Mexico to pay for that god forsaken wall:
- Overwatch Switch with 27 new exclusive costumes and playable Donkey Kong and Bayonetta.
- Bayonetta 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and Jeanne's spin-off all announced as launch titles. Kamiya revealed dead from being overworked.
- Rosalina announced to take over Mario series. Mario ****ing cancelled and deleted. Super Rosalina Switch announced.
- Reggie taking over the Fit Series. He screams ''YOUR BODY IS NOW READY" and introduces the game.
- Rare bought back from Microsoft. The employees break out into ''Brand New Day" from the Wiz.
- Wonderful 102 announced. Kamiya's corpse announces it Weekend at Bernie's style while Trinen and Reggie hold him up.
- Smash Switch announced with 87 new roster additions, 80 new stages, and 43 new play modes. Mashed Potato Samurai has been cloned to make this possible. Mario removed and deleted. All other veterans return.
- Mario Kart Switch is actually Mario Kart Double Dash's sequel. Mario removed from the game and deleted. Now called Super Rosalina Kart.
- Sonic and Mario crossover revealed. It's called Super Rosalina and Sonic. Mario removed and deleted.
- Mario removed and deleted. Not because I hate him, but just because I like typing that phrase. It's fun.
Bless.