Coricus
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Tried to brainstorm a Christmas fic idea as per ChikoLad's recommendation for a starting point and my mental processes have already veered towards the stranger directions it could take.
Obviously the sheer level of insanity of the following would automatically send it into a certain type of fanfic category if used, so I have absolutely no idea whether it would be included in a hypothetical fic, unincluded, or. . .well the most likely scenario is that I just won't get around to it but here have a musing.
I should probably be looking for a more toned down chain of events to write since this is the trashiest of trashy, but MAN. Mental images are fun.
Obviously the sheer level of insanity of the following would automatically send it into a certain type of fanfic category if used, so I have absolutely no idea whether it would be included in a hypothetical fic, unincluded, or. . .well the most likely scenario is that I just won't get around to it but here have a musing.
All that started it was imagining a character I see as nearly inevitable for Smash drinking eggnog and having them smell about as well as you'd expect for a squid drinking eggnog. Pit comments, Inkling calls him out for being a hypocrite since he never showers, and Pit states that he actually did shower that morning and even used the special soaps Sonic had a friend of his back home make for Pit. Inkling notes that this must be why he smells so incredibly strongly of mint and starts recounting a secondhand anecdote she heard from Yoshi about the Great Mint War of 2010 at "some place where they get together every four years to do stuff in the snow," where the Hero of Mint fought valiantly against the stench of Wario in a battle that culminated in Wario literally being airbombed from an actual "Pilotwings style" plane with mint extract.
Some say that old hill still smells of mint to this day. . .
Some say that old hill still smells of mint to this day. . .
I should probably be looking for a more toned down chain of events to write since this is the trashiest of trashy, but MAN. Mental images are fun.