New teacher HOLYPOO(not a must read)

[Tharn]

I'm editing out this post because I don't feel like going through and taking out each individual censor dodge. Here's a summary:

Blah blah! I'm a misogynist! Grammar is unimportant in written communication!

I'm not going to warn you because you're new. Read the rules before you start posting again.

 

[Crimson King]

Dude, it's just high school. Once you graduate, it won't matter for ****. Breathe, and move on.

 

[Scav]

There is so much irony in that post that it gave me cancer, and then promptly cured me with its radioactivity.

There are just so many directions to go... do I address the gender disparity in universities, where English professors are mostly male? Or I could go for the obvious joke and say that, from the looks of your writing abilities, women obviously aren't that good at teaching English either. But I generally try to avoid flaming people by insulting their grammar.

Luckily I don't have to, since you positioned your rant in such a way that it will never discuss the topics that you want it to. Instead of opening debate on poor teaching in America, or the state of our school systems, or even about inspiring teachers that shape our lives, you instead opened the door for a bunch of trite sexist and anti-sexist posts.

History is not the class you need to be worried about.

Edit: And I'm sorry, what is "must read" about it, beyond the fact that it probably felt good for you to vent it? My life remains unchanged after reading it.

 

[Rici]

Well if you are that smart, why would you need a teacher? Come on, give her a break. Do you think that 55 year old male teachers just spawn out of nothing?

And btw, did you have any lessons from her yet? If not, how do you even dare to judge her!

 

[Tharn]

I don't care about grammar during rants, nor do I care about how well I get out my point, how organized I am or any of that, what so ever. It's a rant I'm venting, and, history is supposed to be lecture and she isn't going to lecture. GG wtf is this. GTFO my history, non-lecture, hell if it isn't just non-history, teaching **** heads. And, women gtfo teaching my history.

 

[Scav]

If you don't care enough about your argument to express it in an intelligent manner, then why should I?

Hating women is about as productive as feeding trolls, so I'm glad this topic does both.

 

[falcoX]

dude, have an open mind about these kind of things. and whats with all the stereotypes here??

theres more than one kind of teacher out there, just deal with it. you'll be fine.

 

[Venom Dream]

RAWR I AM ANGRY TEEN!!
Everyone read my rant about how I am smart, only old men can teach History, and my school sucks. Also, I am smart! RAWR!!

 

[Xsyven]

The only thing High School is good for is scholarships. Just get an A, and you'll be fine.

 

[Scav]

I love you, Rev.

 

[Zink]

 

[Red Granola]

i dont get it...

 

[Dibs]

Just wait till High School.

On another note, my Geography professor's name is Jim ****et. I think I was the only one in class trying to hold in my laugh.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

So what was this topic about? I didn't see the first post before the edit. If I wasn't supposed to reply then I apologize (it is still open after all).

 

[commonyoshi]

So what was this topic about? I didn't see the first post before the edit. If I wasn't supposed to reply then I apologize (it is still open after all).

It's about how school sucks, and how we should all follow our childhood dreams of living with monkey butlers in our pimped-out tree house.

On an unrelated note, I'm failing two classes (both 50%) because I dont do homework. I acknowledge everything to my fault and not that of the teachers. I looked up my assignment grades online, and they were either 100%'s or 0%'s. >_< Since I've done exactly half of my assignments, I have a perfect 50%.

 

[dr.neo]

Blah blah! I'm a misogynist! Grammar is unimportant in written communication!

QUOTE]


Blah blah! I'm a gynotologist! Abstinence is unimportant in all countries but Zimbabwe!

 

[Revolutions]

Come on, guys. This is a serious topic for serious discussion.

 

[Aeramis]

Men be acting like zombies in the mall part 2... LolWafflez

 

[Matt]

Aw dammit. I totally missed the first post! The topic title was so ******** that I couldn't bring myself to come into this topic until now. Ho well!

So it turns out Ian Fleming didn't like women (who knew??). Discuss.

 

[Ensee]

I missed the first post too . Oh well, pineapples anyone?

 

[EEvisu]

It wont last forever, get over it lol

 

[Mediocre]

Aw dammit. I totally missed the first post! The topic title was so ******** that I couldn't bring myself to come into this topic until now. Ho well!

So it turns out Ian Fleming didn't like women (who knew??). Discuss.

Are you telling me that James Bond is gay?

 

[Xsyven]

The first post was about some kid with bad grammar who thinks that fresh from college female teachers suck.

He preferred old crusty men with lectures.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Really? Is there even a debate here or are we just talking about how stupid he is?

 

[dr.neo]

We are talking about he much he wanted to grow up to be a gynotologist only to find out that he thought that a gynotologist was someone who observed plants.

 

[Zook]

What ever happened to the Mother Taresa bun?

 

[dr.neo]

I put maple syrup on it and ate it.

 

[Scav]

Are you telling me that James Bond is gay?

No, he just blamed women for everything wrong with his life and his country, and decided that they're also everything wrong with Communism. The last 50 pages of Casino Royale are dedicated entirely to hating women. There isn't even a villain anymore at that point. Just hating women.

 

[Revolutions]

Scav, get on topic or else I'll ban you.

 

[Scav]

I thought the topic was misogyny

 

[Matt]

No, he just blamed women for everything wrong with his life and his country, and decided that they're also everything wrong with Communism. The last 50 pages of Casino Royale are dedicated entirely to hating women. There isn't even a villain anymore at that point. Just hating women.

Last line in the story:

'Yes, dammit, I said "was". The ***** is dead now.'

Fleming was somewhat of a failure in his early life (couldn't hold a job!), and his wife was constantly emasculating him in public. She didn't much care for his writing, and forced him to type in the attic because she hated the noise. Rumor has it that Fleming was a bit of a sexual deviant and rented out this room hidden in the city where he practiced S&M with many partners, hence the scene where Le Chiffre so lovingly attacks Bond's nuts and Bond's reaction is described as almost orgasmic.

 

[Xsyven]

Matt would know. He's taking a college level James Bond class.