The lies just keep pouring out :suess:
I'm not on the team. I wish I were, but I'm not. Seriously, cross my heart, hope to die, screw a man right in his brown eye. I have never ever worked for Nintendo or Sora or Sakurai in my life. Ever.
I just talked to some dude recently who ran into Sakurai at E3, and heard him mention something about really wanting Lolo in the game. And based on Sakurai's love for the little blue booger, I believe it.
Look, if anything, I'm a demigod. I'm sure of this. I just have a really good knack for these things, that's all. I surprised the hell out of everyone pre-Melee too, because I kept pushing Marth and everyone's like "who the hell is that." It's just something I figured out. And I've got the same premonitions about Takamaru. And to a lesser extent Lolo, Mac, and Sukapon. I had figured out that Pit, Wario, and some form of armorless Samus would be appearing. If you were to talk with any of my friends (who, sadly, don't surf these forums), they could confirm that. And the same goes for Marth.
I've been caught off guard before, like with Sheik or, especially, Snake, but I have a pretty good head on my shoulders, I'd like to believe, and a good understanding of Sakurai's mind. I guess we have the same frequency or something. I'm surprised nobody's jumped down my throat for wording what I said that way, because I'm not sure if some of you are joking or some of you are serious. I don't know if that's funny or scary or something to be proud of
But yeah... Just a good ol' Nintendo fanboy, I promise. No sneaky viral advertising here. I just have a lot of know how and a lot of time to reflect (that's pathetic
). That's all. I swear.