Nano WWYP - The Six Word Story!

[Virgilijus]

I don't know; he hasn't been on AIM in a while

Maybe a week. Maybe tomorrow. There is no certainty.

 

[Tom]

I just want an orange name! The icon's barely noticeable, but orange just blinds anyone that looks at it.

Gah! plasmawisp, I told you this a month ago! You already won an orange name, it comes with the quill! Just go to control panel and group memberships, click the writers bubble, and there you go!

Join the ranks, friend! Orange power!

 

[Xsyven]

If I win, I'm takin' the quill. I love my pink name + Hiemietar. Custom titles can eat it.

 

[McCloud]

If I win, I'm donating some of my winnings to charity.

 

[demoncaterpie]

If I win, I'm donating some of my p***s to orphans.

Fixed for accuracy

 

[McCloud]

pains to orphans?

lolfrench

 

[demoncaterpie]

pains to orphans?

lolfrench

Yep, that's exactly what I said.

 

[Eor]

Evil Eye said he might have to drop out due to his wisdom teeth being pulled.

I call backup judge

 

[Blackadder]

Evil Eye said he might have to drop out due to his wisdom teeth being pulled.

I call backup judge

Heh, how fast are you when it comes to getting judging jobs done then?


Ehh, whatever. Is EE is going to pull out in the end, I don't really care who takes over. I'd just like to see the scores someday.

 

[Wikipedia]

I'll take my entry out and judge since I don't think an entrant should judge, unless Eor plans on taking his entry out.

 

[Virgilijus]

EE told me he was throwing up blood...so, yeah. I say the scores just be two judges; it worked last time and this one is even shorter.

Someone, turn on the Scav Signal!

 

[Eor]

Heh, how fast are you when it comes to getting judging jobs done then?

I'm already done. Fair and balanced too.

Eor- "We'll never return home as men"

Adherence to Prompt: 10/10

6 words it is

Completeness: 10/10

Yep, it's complete

Enjoyability: 1980/10

Words cannot describe how amazing this is. You must be on sexy guy to come up with something as perfect. If I was a girl I'd totally blow you for this, and that wouldn't even give you a fragment of the pleasure I got from reading your story

Overall: 2000/30

Everyone else (I'm too disgusted by these to even post your names): "Stupid crap"

All rubrics combined: -23/30

wtf is this ****

1st place: Eor
The "May God have mercy on your soul" place: Everyone else

I took a Fox news approach to the fair and balanced part.



Edit:

EE told me he was throwing up blood...so, yeah. I say the scores just be two judges; it worked last time and this one is even shorter.

No!

 

[demoncaterpie]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Eor? Winning a WWYP? That totally made my day!

 

[Blackadder]

"If I were a girl I'd totally blow you for this, and that wouldn't even give you a fragment of the pleasure I got from reading your story"

Can anyone else pick the hundred things incorrect about this statement Eor has made?

And that's not even mentioning his sexuality. Or his lack of tackle.
Hell, I can list more!

Also, I just dissed a mod. ****...(!)

 

[Eor]

Now you people are just being cruel.

Adbot warnings for both

 

[Wikipedia]

< Still on the floor.

 

[Blackadder]

*Checks profile points*

Ah, dangit.
Another Perma warning point from Eor to Adder again.

That's two Perma warnings! Either Eor hates me, God hates me, or no-point perma warnings love me.
Or all 3.

A least I took Demon with me...right?

 

[demoncaterpie]

*Checks profile points*

Ah, dangit.
Another Perma warning point from Eor to Adder again.

That's two Perma warnings! Either Eor hates me, God hates me, or no-point perma warnings love me.
Or all 3.

A least I took Demon with me...right?

Yep, got one to

Since I posted first, I think I dragged you down with me?

Whatever, at least I learned a valuable lesson

...darn it! I forgot it already!

 

[Blackadder]

Oh yeah. You dragged me down! Curse you CAPTAIN PLANET!

...Yeah. Now we wait for Scav.
*Sits*

 

[Jammer]

It's been another two days since the last post.

Has a replacement judge stepped up? Are we going on without EE? Are we waiting indefinitely until EE makes a decision?

When tomorrow comes, it will have been two weeks since the deadline.

Does this always happen?

 

[Virgilijus]

Scav is compiling the scores due to a rush of enthusiasm hitting his system. Unfortunatley, it takes a while to make them look pretty and even longer to make you guys suffer more, which was the secondary purpose of the contest.

 

[tmw_redcell]

It's been another two days since the last post.

Has a replacement judge stepped up? Are we going on without EE? Are we waiting indefinitely until EE makes a decision?

When tomorrow comes, it will have been two weeks since the deadline.

Does this always happen?

Pretty much. The deadline is really more of a guideline.

 

[Xsyven]

Pretty much. The deadline is really more of a guideline.

And when he says guideline, he means useless numbers.

 

[Eor]

It doesn't take that long to format them, I did it in 30 minutes for that last mini one when I was bored. You just copy/paste them into an already existing one >: (

 

[Rx-]

I'm looking forward to knowing who wins this one. This is a really creative form of writing. My entry sucked! <3

 

[McCloud]

judging 4 massiv lulz.

I predict that no one is the winner and we start the pico wwyp - the one word story. Entries due next week, scores should be back by first quarter 2008.

 

[Wikipedia]

...then can move on to the Atomic WWYP. Pick a letter, best letter wins.

 

[Virgilijus]

We all know "V" is the best letter, followed closely by "L" and "O".

That being said, I win

 

[Jammer]

If there were to be an Atomic WWYP, I would definitely go with "A".

The first letter. The best letter. It's the epitome of letterhood.

 

[Jam Stunna]

J for the win.

 

[Eor]

So, any word?

 

[Wikipedia]

Any word?

 

[Florida]

Any word?
(see what I did thar?)

This is taking forever. It's 6 words, ****it!
The MWWYP3 scores came out faster than this! >.<

 

[demoncaterpie]

Any word?
(see what I did thar?)

This is taking forever. It's 6 words, ****it!
The MWWYP3 scores came out faster than this! >.<

That's because you had yours truly as a judge

This is why you don't break up the Dream Team Virg!!!!

 

[McCloud]

Judges are very slow in judging.

I'VE CHANGED MY ENTRY FOR THIS CONTEST

 

[Handorin]

If we did an Atomic WWYP, I think I would pick L. L is a genius. N would be a close second.

 

[tmw_redcell]

N is not worthy to be L's successor.

Also, if you guys didn't see this wait coming, you deserve it. Scav can never redeem himself.

 

[Handorin]

Agreed, it took Mello for N to figure it out. That is why L>N>M>others

 

[Cort]

I'd definitely pick L as well.

Would that mean we'd tie for winner? Or would I be plagiarizing?

 

[McCloud]

any combination of M, V, or P are winners in my book.