Nano WWYP 2!

[Virgilijus]

Well guys, I'm working on the scores and comments as best as I can, but my schedule sucks ***. So, to pass the time and give you guys something to think about I decided we should have a another Nano WWYP!

For those that don't know, a Nano WWYP is a very, very short writing contest. You can write about anything. It can be humorous or tragic, insightful or whimsical. But it must be exactly six words. Yes, you heard me: six words.

If you want some examples of six word stories just to get the juices flowing, you can look here or here. And maybe here.

RULES:

1) Right as many six word stories as you like
2) Chose one, post in this thread and bold it

You can post as many as you like, but you can only enter one. We're probably not going to do typical judging this time as I'm all ready strained for writing comments, but they will be judged.

So with that, go! DEADLINE IS SEPTEMBER 25th

IF I CATCH YOU PLAGIARIZING YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT AND INFRACTED

high five - Her pain. His joy. Their son.
Vyse - Labeled an outcast. Not my worst.
TigerWoods - Plagued with time, we die, laughing.
Kyas - The line went flat. I wept.
W.A.S.T.E. - God, now THAT"S an *ss. "Amen."
Mewter - Eternally, a cherished landscape forgotten.
Crimson King - "Prognosis negative; she has six weeks."
Steven Jackson Action Jackson - Pokémon, he has caught them all!
Writer - Nature fails, tree dies. Perfected humanity?
EE - "Killin's hard." "Killing your father?" "...Harder."
Scav - I loved her; so did she.
Junglefever - Through the veil, I head home
Aqua. - My love, she just wouldn't die.
2001 - I should have changed my underwear...
wool - Two Ferraris, colossal mansion, no lover.
Spire III - Meat sold Tuesday two days old.
S.O.L.I.D. - Heads fell to the mud. Rebellion.
LuigiToilet - Let him inside. It felt wrong.
Clownbot - I meet doom on the bridge.
Neo Exdeath - Bullets fly. Screams. War has started.
Dodongo - Their eyes couldn't meet. He knew...
Asaph - You never listened. Midnight is here.
SkylerOcon - While drunk, the idea was good
bluezaft - Rubadubdub Two left in the tub.
Jam Stunna - Alcohol made things so much easier.
Swagger - Oscar nomination..."Two girls one cup"
Gf2tw - I had laughed, I had lost.
Matunas - Help needed: Paraplegic. Veteran. Can't pay.

 

[Clownbot]

Already?

I will submit an entry!

Spoiler

EDIT: Wow, I hadn't intended for this to be a story, but it IS six words.... XD

 

[2001]

Can we steal things from texts from last night?

 

[Virgilijus]

No

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[Crimson King]

Where to post it? Topics seem kind of unnecessary.

 

[Virgilijus]

Rule #2, CK.

 

[highfive]

Forgive me.

Her pain. His joy. Their son.

 

[Virgilijus]

Unfortunately, I have seen that joke before and must reiterate that I take plagiarism very seriously.

Don't do it again.

 

[highfive]

Unfortunately, I have seen that joke before and must reiterate that I take plagiarism very seriously.

Don't do it again.

What? You mean someone's used it? I got it from that "p***s broke. Pregnant joke" on the link in the OP. I'm sorry if it's used. I'm going to google that.

Can I get a link? I can't find it on google. Sorry.

 

[Virgilijus]

Yes, it has been done before.

The fact you set the joke up the same way also doesn't bode well.

 

[highfive]

Thanks. I couldn't find it. I'm sorry. I really thought it was original since my 10th grade English teacher gave us something like it. The catch was it had to be twelve words, explain it's elements, metaphors, ect... I'm sorry.

 

[Virgilijus]

I thought you said you got it from the link in the OP?

 

[highfive]

His ***** snapped off; he’s pregnant!
- Rudy Rucker

This one. I got the idea from it.

This link

 

[Clownbot]

EDIT: Story removed. Will add my real one later.

 

[Jam Stunna]

Suggestion: Tell a STORY with your words, not an event or a plot. This prompt is based on a six word story that Ernest Hemmingway wrote, that went:

"For sale, baby shoes, never used."

You can very easily imagine the pain and anguish behind those six words. Strive for something like that.

 

[Vyse]

Labeled an outcast. Not my worst.

 

[TigerWoods]

Fib? Not I! However, I lie...

Stains bend from the mother's tears.

Time is money, I have none.

Plagued with time, we die, laughing.

 

[Kyas]

The line went flat. I wept.

 

[W.A.S.T.E.]

God, now THAT"S an *ss.

"Amen."

 

[Mewter]

Eternally, a cherished landscape forgotten.

 

[Crimson King]

As I finished, I regretted it.

Fire. I smiled. I was over.

Alternatively, I had wrote: As the fire raged, I smiled. Both work into a story about being relieved over something being destroyed. The one I bolded was a bit better to read, though.

"Prognosis negative; she has six weeks."

I like this one better. After discussing with EE, I went with "she has" instead of "you have" because the enormity of the scenario surrounding it.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Searching. Serving. Falling on my knees.

Dragged out the dead. Buried myself.

The exposition, rise, climax, fall , end.

Wiped the sweat from her brow...

I saw, I conquered, I came.

Beautiful funeral; We buried her alive.

edit: reposted my real one laterrrr

 

[Mewter]

Hm, yes. Thanks for the heads up, bLT.
Eternally, a cherished landscape is forgotten.

 

[Steven Jackson Action Jackson]

I came, I saw, I conquered

Pokémon, he has caught them all!

 

[Circa]

Nature fails, tree dies. Perfected humanity?

 

[Tom]

man, seriously, i dont know what more than half of the current submissions even mean. they don't make sense at all. they aren't stories.

im going to enter as well but i have to think of a six word story worthy of a week's thought. i just wanted to get that point out there because i know im not the only one feeling it. if your six words arent a story or straight up dont make sense then you should change them.

 

[Crimson King]

Updated mine.

 

[Luigitoilet]

man, seriously, i dont know what more than half of the current submissions even mean. they don't make sense at all. they aren't stories.

It's six words. There are only so many ways to make a completely coherent story with six words. Use your imagination.

edit to add in missing meanness: You're dumb.

 

[Crimson King]

It's six words. There are only so many ways to make a completely coherent story with six words. Use your imagination.

edit to add in missing meanness: You're dumb.

This. Tom, I think you are being a bit overly critical for what should be a fun exercise. Instead of generalizing, go through each and comment.

 

[Evil Eye]

"Killin's hard."

"Killing your father?"

"...Harder."

 

[Crimson King]

I liked it, but wouldn't it be one long quote?

 

[Evil Eye]

It's a conversation, silly.

 

[Scav]

I loved her; so did she.

 

[Dodongo]

Saturating fog. Lachrymose without even eyes.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Through the veil, I head home

 

[Hydra.]

My love, she just wouldn't die.

 

[Evil Eye]

I'm dying to know if jungle's is a funeral or a wedding.

 

[Crimson King]

My love, she just wouldn't die.

I liked this one because of that single comma. That makes it a direct address saying "My love," he addressed his spouse. "She just wouldn't die."

Jungle's story is really a good one too.

 

[TigerWoods]

Through the veil, I head home

I really like this one. =D

Hopefully mine is ok. I'm still at a bit of an impasse...

 

[2001]

I should have changed my underwear...