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Link to original post: [drupal=3223]My Top Something Pogeymanz[/drupal]
Okay, let's get right down to it. I would elaborant on this to make it moar entertaining, but I'm not really in the mood now. Seeing as I'm not sure how many are going to be on here, the list's in ascending order, i.e., from a lower number to a higher one.
#1: Shuckle
Okay, really now, how can you not love Shuckle? You get to steal one, for Christ's sake. That and and it has sexy defense stats. And it has a shell. A SHELL.
#2: Sudowoodo
This guy. Isn't your fondest memory of the GSC games that of running back and forth between National Park and the florist's shop in Goldenrod, all to get Sudowoodo to wake the **** up? I remember when I caught mine. It's party sprite was so amazing, I named it Sexy.
#3: Snorlax
Hell yes Snorlax. It's like some kind of morbidly obese cat-bear thing. What's even cooler is that it can surf. And it weighs like a gazillion pounds.
#4: Farfetch'd
It was pretty "farfetched of Falcon to say he sucks, right? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. And it carries a freiking leek around. That's pretty bad***. <3 Ch'ding.
#5: Bidoof
I honestly have no idea where all the Bidoof hate comes from. Haters. Are you that jealous of this guy's amazingness? JCaes would kill you all.
#6: Yanma
"You've got to see this! There's a whole bunch of YANMA on ROUTE 35!"
#7: Nincada
Nincada's amazing. It's a trainee pogeyman. wth
#8: wh0reDitto
It's face is adorable. That and it works in the circus.
#9: Oddish
Umm... it's face, I guess. I think it's cool, so that's why I included it.
#10: Metapod
You know, when I was younger, I always thought Metapod was called "Metalpie", and that it had a big nose and frowny-eyes. But anyways, you've got to admit that its moveset is pretty boss.
#11: Kakuna
The Great Kakuna Man. That is all.
#12: Zubat
The thing has no eyes. Lol. AND it's a bat. Come on.
#13: Tentacool
It's cool. And it uses supersonic. How many jellyfish/octopus things use echolocation?
#14: Bellsprout
There's a cult of old bald men dedicated to it. How cool is that?
#15: Hoppip
#16: Sunkern
#17: Wooper
#18: Sentret
#19: Porygon
#20: Chansey
#21: Smeargle
#22: Shroomish
#23: Wingull
#24:Lotad
#25: Keckleon
The stripe on its stomach is pretty legit, you know. And it can go invisible. AND it has color change.
#26: Snorunt
#27: Combee
#28: Rotom
#29: Dunsparce
--An Ode To Dunsparce--
O dunsparce, how **** art thou,
What with your drilling tail, and perpetual scowl
Your admirable yellow and blue colouring,
And forever closed eyes,
Who have thou drooling,
And emitting a zealous cry?
Kita.
#30: SHELLDER
Shellder. Shellder, Shellder, Shellder....
..Shellder.
This one tops them all, he's the cream of the crop. He's so amazing, a certain Pokecenter keeps him in a glass tank for all to admire and drool over. With his amazing purple shell, and the romantic air of enigmacy enshrouding his facade incognito. And that amazing tongue, always lolling out. I just don't understand why he can't learn Lick...
So, a shrine to Shellder:
JOIN THE SHELLDER MOVEMENT
http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1496
http://www.smashboards.com/group.php...gmessage231792
Okay, let's get right down to it. I would elaborant on this to make it moar entertaining, but I'm not really in the mood now. Seeing as I'm not sure how many are going to be on here, the list's in ascending order, i.e., from a lower number to a higher one.
#1: Shuckle
Okay, really now, how can you not love Shuckle? You get to steal one, for Christ's sake. That and and it has sexy defense stats. And it has a shell. A SHELL.
#2: Sudowoodo
This guy. Isn't your fondest memory of the GSC games that of running back and forth between National Park and the florist's shop in Goldenrod, all to get Sudowoodo to wake the **** up? I remember when I caught mine. It's party sprite was so amazing, I named it Sexy.
#3: Snorlax
Hell yes Snorlax. It's like some kind of morbidly obese cat-bear thing. What's even cooler is that it can surf. And it weighs like a gazillion pounds.
#4: Farfetch'd
It was pretty "farfetched of Falcon to say he sucks, right? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. And it carries a freiking leek around. That's pretty bad***. <3 Ch'ding.
#5: Bidoof
I honestly have no idea where all the Bidoof hate comes from. Haters. Are you that jealous of this guy's amazingness? JCaes would kill you all.
#6: Yanma
"You've got to see this! There's a whole bunch of YANMA on ROUTE 35!"
#7: Nincada
Nincada's amazing. It's a trainee pogeyman. wth
#8: wh0reDitto
It's face is adorable. That and it works in the circus.
#9: Oddish
Umm... it's face, I guess. I think it's cool, so that's why I included it.
#10: Metapod
You know, when I was younger, I always thought Metapod was called "Metalpie", and that it had a big nose and frowny-eyes. But anyways, you've got to admit that its moveset is pretty boss.
#11: Kakuna
The Great Kakuna Man. That is all.
#12: Zubat
The thing has no eyes. Lol. AND it's a bat. Come on.
#13: Tentacool
It's cool. And it uses supersonic. How many jellyfish/octopus things use echolocation?
#14: Bellsprout
There's a cult of old bald men dedicated to it. How cool is that?
#15: Hoppip
#16: Sunkern
#17: Wooper
#18: Sentret
#19: Porygon
#20: Chansey
#21: Smeargle
#22: Shroomish
#23: Wingull
#24:Lotad
#25: Keckleon
The stripe on its stomach is pretty legit, you know. And it can go invisible. AND it has color change.
#26: Snorunt
#27: Combee
#28: Rotom
#29: Dunsparce
--An Ode To Dunsparce--
O dunsparce, how **** art thou,
What with your drilling tail, and perpetual scowl
Your admirable yellow and blue colouring,
And forever closed eyes,
Who have thou drooling,
And emitting a zealous cry?
Kita.
#30: SHELLDER
Shellder. Shellder, Shellder, Shellder....
..Shellder.
This one tops them all, he's the cream of the crop. He's so amazing, a certain Pokecenter keeps him in a glass tank for all to admire and drool over. With his amazing purple shell, and the romantic air of enigmacy enshrouding his facade incognito. And that amazing tongue, always lolling out. I just don't understand why he can't learn Lick...
So, a shrine to Shellder:
JOIN THE SHELLDER MOVEMENT
http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1496
http://www.smashboards.com/group.php...gmessage231792
