My Smashball

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Sweet cream? Alright, I'll give you some sweet cream then.

(drowns miner with sweet cream and takes smash ball while rowing a boat)

 

[megaminerzero]

SUGAR RUSH!!!
*Takes smash ball from Asteuruxaz2082 at the speed of light*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Come back here, you!

(throws a boomerang at a speed faster-than-light, it yoinks the smash ball from miner and gives it to me)

 

[Segastorm]

*my zombies drag Asteuruxaz into the underground and leave me to the smashball*

 

[megaminerzero]

FIRE ATTACK!!!
*Takes smash ball*

 

[Scinn]

*pops out of ground and does a shoryuken!*
*Runs off with smash ball*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Holds A and B at the same time*
*Releases A for a split second while still holding down B*
*Presses A again, still holding down B*
*Selects stage*
*Master Hand destroys Crappycola*
*Takes smash ball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

I use one of the zombies as a battering ram against you.

(takes care of the zombies and takes smash ball)

 

[Scinn]

it's time to show mah moves!
*pulls out first pistol loads normal amo in it*
*pulls out second pistol loads rubber bullets in it*
*throws first gun in air so it's pointing at asteuruxas2082*
*fires at the trigger of the pistol in air with second pistol with rubber bullet*
*rubber bullet hits trigger firing normal bullet into asteuruxaz2082's head*
*catches gun and takes smash ball from dead asteuruxaz2082*
8D

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(revives)

(throws a spear at crappycola) GET OVER HERE!!!

(takes away his guns and shoots him with it repeatedly until they ran out of bullets, and then I shake him with the spear until he blows up, then I take the smash ball)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

(Smacks Asteuruxas as he is busy with crappycola)
"What was that for???"
(I apologize, we become friends, and then I slay him and steal the ball when he least expects it!!!)

Mwahahaha!!!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

My ghost drags you down onto a tornado, then I take your smash ball and proceeds to drop you inside the tornado.

 

[Scinn]

*calls ghost busters, they catch you and I take the smash ball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Then I respawn as my normal self and charge you with a battering ram, then I take the smash ball.

 

[megaminerzero]

In 1987...
*Asteuruxaz2082 falls asleep*
*Takes smash ball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(wakes up after one second and catches smash ball with a lasso, then I use it as a wrecking ball against miner and walked away with the smash ball) OH YEAH!

 

[megaminerzero]

FINAL SMASH!!!
*Takes smash ball*
Don't you dare touch my smash ball! Or else...

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(is not distracted by video (because I actually enjoyed it) , kicks miner in the shin, steals smash ball, and uses F.L.U.D.D. to push him off a cliff)

 

[JOE!]

*takes out a rocket launcher... aims..... and fires a rocket-powered boxing glove at Asteuruxaz, sending him flying, and catches the smashball in my free hand*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(is sent flying to a cannon, which fires me directly at Joe's direction, I land on him headfirst, I get up and take the smash ball)

 

[megaminerzero]

I warned you!
FALCON PUNCH!!!
It's super effective!

 

[Scinn]

*Distracts megaminer with EPICNESS!*
*takes smash ball when he's not looking and does a dance*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(summons a magical hand to appear below crappycola and it uppercuts him in the ...

... chin, while he is sent to the sky and turned into a star, he drops the smash ball while I catch it)

 

[Scinn]

*catches smash ball with lasso out of asteuruxaz hands, while still flying upward*
*hugs smash ball* ^.^

 

[megaminerzero]

ಠ_ಠ
*Takes smash ball away from Crappycola*
*Backs away slowly*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Into a pit of lava. I scoop the smashball out with a giant ladel as you roast.
Sry...

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(steals crappycola's lasso and catches smash ball with it, then I use it as a wrecking ball against Chris to knock him into the lava pit, then flies away with a jet pack, while using a cloaking device on myself)

 

[Link2thelost90]

*jumps into a Arwing and shoots you down*
Don't try me.
Oh and hands off my bread *points to the smashball after opening my cockpit and catching it*

 

[megaminerzero]

My stare... IT ALTERS REALITY!!!
*Takes smash ball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(breaks stare with a mirror and then knocks miner into coma mindedly)

(takes away smash ball)

 

[megaminerzero]

*Releases Vegeta vertex*
*Takes smash ball from a distracted Asteuruxaz2082*
*Deletes Vegeta vertex*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

*is riding on a missile bill, then right before it hits miner, I jumped off of it and a loud explosion is heard, miner is knocked out by the missile bill, while he's weakened, I take away the smash ball from him*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Takes smash ball back before Asteuruxaz2082 has a chance to get away*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(does a low blow on miner and takes back smash ball)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

*Does a high blow on Asteuruxaz and takes the smashball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(slaps Chris with a recently-used spatula for almost copying my post and then I take the smash ball)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

"Ow."
*Shoots Asteuruxas in the foot with a potato gun and re-grabs the smashball*

http://gallery.zzq.org/d/15796-1/potatowned.gif

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(kicks potatoes back into Chris' mouth, then roundhouse kicks in the torso, and runs away while stealing his smash ball)

 

[Scinn]

Hold this...
*gives asteuruxaz a live bomb and takes smash ball*
*runs off with smash ball while asteuruxaz explodes*
:3

 

[megaminerzero]

Here, hold this.
*Gives Crappycola a bomb*
*Walks away for a few seconds*
*Returns*
Thanks.
*Takes bomb*
*Takes smash ball as well*
Thanks!
*Runs to New Mexico and hides in a diggy diggy hole flooded with copies of E.T. for the Atari 2600*