My Smashball

[Ganon444]

Throws above person out of the way gets smash ball and destroys it by stomping on it so noone can have it
Ha

 

[John2k4]

Gets a good hit in, smash ball pops out of you...


Puts the Smash Ball in a bubble this time.

 

[Ganon444]

Pops the bubble, breaks the smash ball in half, making it unusable, and stuffs it up Wario's nose

 

[John2k4]

If you have broken it, you have now absorbed it... but since you chose to remove it, and it is now in Wario...

Falcon Punch Wario, break smashball inside, drive away

 

[Ganon444]

Call a cop for speeding , and as an award I get a dozen more smash balls and hide each one in a different country, each in a safe guarded by a Fire Emblem character

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

All the other smash balls exploded, except for one.

(your FE character is knocked down by the explosion, while I sneakily take the one smash ball that didn't explode)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

while you are so busy sneaking, I clock you in the face, and take the smashball.
BTW Ganon dude, its pointless to try and destroy the smashball.

 

[Segastorm]

hmm, zombie paper huh, whatever, i'll get more

*summons more undead*

*they all attack chris and take the smashball*

 

[TheFourthOctave]

*Plays really, REALLY annoying elevator music on a giant speaker. The zombies get mad and quit, demanding better working conditions. I stuff the smashball somewhere in the circuitry of the speaker.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Well, I'm a bannana, oops I mean mechanic. So I take it out no problem.

 

[Link2thelost90]

*becomes your head of staff*
Seems like something electrical over there needs to be fixed.
I'll just hold that ball for you not like you'll be catch or something on the job.
*takes smashball and safely puts in a fake afro*
Now get to it, those appliances don't fix themselves.

 

[megaminerzero]

*Makes a sad attempt to purchase the smash ball*
*Fails*

*Link2thelost90 shuts up and takes my money*
*Takes smash ball*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Now that you're broke from spending all your money on the smashball, you
have no money to pay your loan brokers. They take the ball and give it to me, cause
they owe ME money.

 

[TheFourthOctave]

*wins lottery, pays off loanbrokers' loans, they graciously give me the smash ball first.
*Retires to secluded island villa, guarded by a gun-wielding papaya.

 

[megaminerzero]

*Steals a diamond the EPIC way!*
*Gets $12,000,000*
*Attempts to buy the smash ball from TheFourthOctave*
*Fails*

*TheFourthOctave shuts up and takes my money*
*Takes smash ball*
*Goes home with most of the money still in my possession*

 

[Ganon444]

Hires Snake to steal the smashball...vow never to take money at the price of the smashball run to a secret island guarded by Fire on all sides And bowser and his army of minions. Hides smash ball in safe. Hides safe in bigger safe hides safe in biggest safe... Making all the safes combos so difficult I don't even remember them. The biggest safe is now in a tied up sharks mouth guarded by Knuckles, E. Gadd, Gannon, and Super Dimentio. And if anyone but me or my guards comes with a 15,000,000 mile radius or closer of the island they are immobilized until 70,000,000.0000009 years, which by then everyone is dead... Or at least everyone in this generation

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Too easy... I rewind time to where Snake stole the smashball, bribe him to give me the REAL
one and you a fake smashball, and then promptly eat it. Safe in me tummy...

 

[Ganon444]

You get the blorbs, and Mario and Luigi go inside you and get the real smashball climb out and they hand it over to me...I carve my name on it

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

... then the writing somehow vanished.

(erases you with a magic pencil and steals smash ball)

 

[TheFourthOctave]

... then Asteuruxaz2082 somehow vanished.

(blots out Ganon444 with magic white-out and hides smash ball wherever that was in that second-to-last post of his)

 

[Ganon444]

I specifically told Mario to carry a magic pencil, and draw me just in case... I also put some permanent non-white-out which will never erase me again. I get a 30,000,000 long fishing pole and fish the smashball out and toss it in my toilet and flush it down

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Your toilet clogs and backs up, and I pluck it out. Ewwww.
Then I throw it at MegaMinerZero.

 

[megaminerzero]

*Catches smash ball*
*Reads message*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Chris explodes*
*Takes smash ball*

 

[John2k4]

"Hey look over there..."

*Take smash ball, start running*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

I would trip you and take the smashball... but I exploded.
I guess I won't be doing much of anything now.

Run John2k4! Run!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Yes, run John2k4!

(trips him into a large sack and takes away smash ball)

 

[TheFourthOctave]

* Puts Asteuruxaz in a small sack, hides smash ball in vast crystal grotto beneath couch cushions.

 

[megaminerzero]

I became buddies with Culex.
He attacks you and I take the smash ball, running out of MY couch!
You get arrested for breaking into my house and hiding beneath the couch cushions.

 

[TheFourthOctave]

Turns out Culex is a genus of mosquito (wikipedia=)
*Gets bailed out of jail with lottery money, forges an elaborate hoax involving megaminerzero stealing important objects, and sneaks in & out of house with smash ball while the media is invading his house.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

During all this, my remains, which had previously exploded, were sewn
back together by a crazy old lady. I retun with a vengeance, smaking the
ball right out of ^ this guys hands and taking it for meself.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(while Chris passes by a formation, I jump off of it and land on him with a belly flop, then I take the smash ball)

 

[megaminerzero]

Mmm...
*Replaces smash ball with a bomb*
*Runs away*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(throws bomb at miner before it explodes)

I'm not that easily fooled. Well not really.

(takes smash ball from an unconscious miner)

 

[Segastorm]

*zombie dog bites asteruruxax, making him drop the snashball and I take it as he gets attacked by trained undead army dogs*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(since that I have fists, I use them to punch away the dogs while I blow away super attack peas at them with a straw, making them run away in pain)

(blows an another super attack pea at Segastorm from behind, while he feels one of the worst pains of his life from being attacked by the pea, like as if he had a dislocated backbone, subsequently, I take the smash ball)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

I Hulk Smash you, and take the smashball.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

I throw my shoes at your head, then I take your smash ball and run away barefoot.

 

[megaminerzero]

That smash ball was a black hole in disguise!
*Spaghettification*
*Hides smash ball in Chuck Norris' hat, giving him a portal gun in return*

 

[Orboknown]

being that i was masquerading as a hat n chuck norris took me for a ride,i now have the smashball.thank you.

 

[megaminerzero]

*Give Orboknown apple*
Sweet dreams!
*Takes smash ball from an unconsious Orboknown*