My Smashball

[megaminerzero]

*Pushes self-destruct button* *Orboknown explodes* *Takes new one from nearby sandbag*

 

[Orboknown]

how does a self destruct button blow me up..

 

[megaminerzero]

It's a self destruct button for the smash ball! You ate the smash ball!

 

[Orboknown]

ok.got tht now.

*bodiless entity possess an orange*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Orboknown gets flattened by giant blueberry Geno* It's convenient I had that gum in my pocket!

 

[Orboknown]

*stels the smashball and gives it to some random dude*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Random dude gets flattened by giant strawberry geno* Convenient much?

 

[Orboknown]

*picks up smashball and turns it into lava*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

I cool the lava, reform it into the smashball, and throw it at my mom.

 

[Orboknown]

I go all wide receiver and dive for the touchdown pass

 

[megaminerzero]

I steal the smash ball while you're busy doing a little victory dance for your touchdown.

 

[Orboknown]

I go linebacker on your *** and pick up the fumbled smashball

 

[megaminerzero]

I uncensor your post and get you banned. The mods give me the smash ball as a reward.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

I jump on your head with a pogostick and steal the smash ball.

 

[megaminerzero]

Do the Super Mario Jump! *Collects smash from unconscious Asteuruxaz2082*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(runs over miner with a bike and steals smash ball)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Pop the tires on your bike and take the smashball

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(throws bike at Chris and takes back smash ball)

 

[Orboknown]

*goes to the forges of olympus and makes a new smashball*you can have that one,this one is cooler

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(still has the original smash ball anyways)

 

[Segastorm]

*breaks origional smashball with ray gun, giving me it's power*

*uses final smash to knock everyone unconsious and steal orboknown's smashball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(recovers and zaps Segastorm with a sleep ray, and then proceeds to steal orboknown's smash ball that was stolen by him)

 

[Orboknown]

*shouts* THE GAME!
*the stress of losing makes everyone drop unconcious and i steal the smashball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(recovers again and throws a Nitro Crate at orboknown, it explodes at him)

(steals smash ball)

 

[Orboknown]

*comes back as super shadow and uses chaos control to teleport ast 7 bajillion years into the future while i get the smashball*

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(somehow comes back to the regular dimension via portal)

(throws an extremely powerful exploding dart at orboknown while he isn't watching)

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...

(orboknown explodes (again) and then I safely take the smash ball)

 

[Orboknown]

*goes serge a storms on ast and turns him into a piece if human beef jerky*
my smashball.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(the wind sends me into a river of magical water, thus, turning me back into a human)

(places a pitfall underneath orboknown and takes back smash ball before he falls down in the pitfall)

 

[Orboknown]

the pitfall is actually a lomng lost portal to narnia!where i am KING OF THE SMASHBALL!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(it turns out that I still have the smash ball)

 

[Orboknown]

(you miss the implied awesomeness.i now rule ALL smashballs.

 

[megaminerzero]

Chaos Control! *Roundhouse kicks Orboknown in the face* *Takes smash ball*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Spin dash feints you into dropping your smashball out of your hand, speeding past you and grabbing the dropped smashball*
*Then transforms into super Link2thelost90 and speeds away with the smashball*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

While all you were battling over the smashball, I became a cop, wrote you a speeding ticket
and then confiscated your stolen goods.
I now have the smashball....

 

[megaminerzero]

I become the Police Chief and ask for the smash ball to be put into the evidence locker. I take it when nobody's looking.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

... except for me!

(tackles megaminerzero and steals smash ball)

 

[megaminerzero]

I was you in disguise! The real you was taking a dump nearby. I turned you into a bag of beef jerky! The magic river water will NEVER get past your waterproof plastic barrier! *Points at jerky* (In Nelson's voice) HAHA!!!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

It turns out that you turned a lookalike into beef jerky instead.

(sneaks past behind you and steals your smash ball, then turns you into a golf ball and strikes you with a golf club, sending you to THE MOON)

Fore!

 

[MPH Deku]

*strolls in, holding a glowy thing in my hand*

....is this what you guys've been fighting over? :x

 

[megaminerzero]

*Bounces off Moon*
*Falls down to Earth*
*Lands on smash ball*
*Uses final smash to become human again*
*Spawns new one from nearby sandbag*
*Grabs Smash Ball*
*Goes to Ikea and hides*