My Smashball

[Orboknown]

but the smashball you grabbed is actually a detonating bomb-omb.
I grab the real smashball and hide it inside the OoT boss from zora's lake.

 

[megaminerzero]

Falcon Punch! Nuff said.

 

[Orboknown]

being that you did not reclaim the smash ball,i catch it and give it to ganondorf.

 

[megaminerzero]

Warlock punch! *Takes smash ball* Nuff said.

 

[Orboknown]

asks nicely for the smashball and gets it.
haha.*chucks it into the sun*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Headshot* *Shoots smash ball* Sniped!

 

[Orboknown]

so...what happened to it?*shows smashball*is this your card?

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Because I'm such a nice guy, I put it back together and run
off into the sunset with it.

 

[Orboknown]

*plays a slash esque guitar solo* that is my smashball by right of epicness

 

[megaminerzero]

You fool! I AM YOUR GUITAR!!! >:D SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! *Takes smash ball and runs with Geno army*

 

[Orboknown]

*geno defecter brings me the smashball* now then..ace frehley impression?

 

[megaminerzero]

*Bomberman Squad bombs Orboknown* *Takes smash ball* Take that!

 

[Orboknown]

*giant blob of slime eats the smashball*

 

[megaminerzero]

I offer the slime a download link to an awesome Brawl hack in exchange for the smash ball. He agrees. YOU JUST GOT SCAMMED SUCKAH!!!

 

[Orboknown]

*as a bodiless entity i possess the smashball* I AM THE SMASHBALL

 

[megaminerzero]

It's muffin time, sir! I rip the smash ball out of you while you're busy eating muffins.

 

[Orboknown]

um im in the smashball?

 

[megaminerzero]

Switcheroo!

 

[Le vieux lapin]

I exorcise the ball and hide it in a forest.

 

[megaminerzero]

Tough luck! My Geno army lives in that forest! *Geno army attacks Chris and brings smash ball back to me*

 

[Link2thelost90]

*Rends mega's Geno to pieces with Claw like weapons then remove mega's arm that was holding the smashball*
*picks up both his hand and the smashball*
Hey buddy, wanna hand?

 

[megaminerzero]

What's this? The smash ball? My arm's grown back! This must be my lucky day! Thanks !

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Is there nowhere your Geno army doesn't lurk?
I eat your new hand, with the smashball in it.
Then I hide in the moon.

 

[megaminerzero]

My Bomberman Squad was exploring the moon at the time. What happens next is obvious. The Bomberman Squad gave the smash ball back to me and Obama gave me a new hand.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Yes but the hand Obama gave you is an explosion.
So yeah...have a blast.
*watches as your hand explodes and takes the smashball and proceeds to hide in a cardboard box located far far away*

 

[megaminerzero]

I respawned in the box you were hiding in. *Headshot* *Takes smash ball*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

I happen to rent out that cardboard box. i arrive to find you
it's sole occupant, and since you have no money to pay the rent,
I take the smashball as payment.

 

[Orboknown]

however,you just so happen to owe me money and are forced to use the smashball as collateral

 

[megaminerzero]

I was Orboknown in disguise! I threw the real one off a cliff!

Alright! That's it! It's overkill time!

I proceed to take the smash into my rocket ship over 9,000 years ahead of human technology and blast off many times faster than the speed of light, constantly circling our galaxy. The smash ball is in a chamber the size of Alaska in a maze the size of Russia. The maze has litterly billions of turns. One wrong turn means instant death to anything. If you send in a robot, it will be smashed. If you send in a skeleton, it will be obliterated. If you have phychic powers, they will be disabled. If you're a gas, you will be fanned off.

If you manage to escape the multiple spike pits, hellhounds, and clones of Gandalf the White, and pass the lasers in the entrance to the main chamber spaced 1/100 of a millimeter apart, you will be in a massive room at 17,498 degrees Farenheit. Sniping robots on every wall will instantly aim at you and fire ten times a second until you are in pieces only twice the size of an atom. Axes swing from the roof at random speeds at intervals. Heat seaking and cold seaking missiles fire everywhere. Everything in the chamber is carved from diamond and impervious to any weapons you may have brought.

Once you are within a mile of the smash ball, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you out of the ship to your certain death. He also has a baker's dozen clones of himself to back him up. Not that Chuck can fail, of course.

Finally, you will have to face me, the ultimate Ninja Bomber, with my twin blades of death. I cannot be defeated. I just can't. The smash ball is also surrounded in dark matter, and as we know, REAL DARK MATTER CANNOT BE MOVED.

AND FINALLY FINALLY, the smash ball will self destruct unless I say a 333-word-long passcode that is engraved on a random piece of obsidian hidden inside a random volcano that could be anywhere in the world.

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY, if the smash ball does manage to be moved, the ship ASPLODES and trillions of kittens with jetpacks will come for you. The kittens all have monitors on the hearts, and if you harm even one of them, a blackhole rips through the Universe and all is lost to the darkness.

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY, I've made the universe hack-proof and made it IMPOSSIBLE to rewrite the laws of physics! The spaceship is indestructable! There is no way around this! You MUST do it legitimately or you will explode and be vaporized!

Beat that!

 

[Orboknown]

*wlaks up to the computer and explains the arguement that proves the existence and simultaneous non existence of god.the paradox causes everything to explode and the smashball ends up on a beach in some parallel dimension*

 

[megaminerzero]

My Bomberman Squad found a stray smash ball during their interdimensional vacation. Mine!

 

[Orboknown]

your bombersquad is a traitor and works for me my smashball

 

[Vinylic.]

*Ignores everything on this thread and keeps the smashball.*

 

[Orboknown]

-.- *steals smashball*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Geno army attacks Oroknown* *Takes smashball*

 

[Orboknown]

as you attacked "oroknown" oyu got the fake smashball which is a mini black hole.goodbye

 

[megaminerzero]

I knew that all along! The smash ball was a fake the whole time! I reached into my 3D computer from 5 years in the future and grabbed the REAL smash ball from the top of the forum's main webpage! Ha!

 

[Orboknown]

nicely done.but that is only a 2d representation of a smashball.i have the 3d version.

 

[megaminerzero]

Did you hear me? It was a 3D computer! That means EVERYTHING in that screen was 3D! You must have the fake one. Gotcha!

 

[Orboknown]

..grrrr
*timetravels and detroys all but the original smashball,swallowing the last one*