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my 4th of july was raaaaaape

P.C. Jona

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Link to original post: [drupal=1911]my 4th of july was raaaaaape[/drupal]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSNlo_ymddY
^^^ watch it, fullscreen to avoid the white/black messing with your eyes and so you can see it better

every 4th of july, me and my family buy hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks.
we go to pennsylvania to get them ofcourse because selling them in new york is illegal.
so lets get to the **** stuff

1. my uncles had a huge like cylinder were they put the bubble mix and they had these huge wands, and so every time a car would pass by they would skip across right in front of it. we did it to a cop and he was dying from laughter.

2. we had this huge fire going. we didnt have anything to kill off all the mosquitoes and all that, so we just took all the wrappers and boxes from the fireworks and just lit them up lol

3. so there was this one specific firework that i lit up, it was your typical rocket type, thing is that the stick on it was broken. so basically you dont know where its going, but i said screw it. and so it went near these peoples house. they were some drunk cuban negros and they came up to me like can you stop please and blah blah, but the thing was he was screaming at me. and so i stepped up and i was like yea alright you can go now, but then he kept going and so my dad and my uncles came up and looooooool that ***** got scarrreddd haha imagine, my dads a cop and then 5 other big dudes behind him lmao so he left

4. random observers. so we were doing our grand finale, and basically the public show from my highschool was done and we had some onlookers come and tell us, that besides the highschool, we got the best fireworks in port chester. which is pretty ****. so yea.

5. we had this one firework call the "big daddy" it was raaape. thats not the good part. its basically a canister you put in a tube and it flies out and explodes and its ****. so anyways, my genius uncle puts it in backwards, and were all there looking and then it ignites and it stays there and i was like aaaaaahhhh screaming like a girl cuz thats how i do, and so we started running. but ofcourse it exploded and the base of the canister, which was like a rock, to give it weight, hit my ankle. dead on, im still feeling it. i mean like there was cars around tress and other people but it hit me, ****. i didnt go down but i wanted to lol.

6. uh idk lol, my girlfriend couldnt be with me cuz she was feeling sick so i told her to relax stay home and to take care of herself. called her to check up on her and you know, kinda sucked but i guess theres next year.

yea thats about it. we got the most **** fireworks in port chester, if you want a show get @ me for next year. should be bigger then this years.
were planning on each giving a hundred per person.
that should be like....almost 2 grand in fireworks.

;]
 

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Lucky, getting the good stuff in my area is a *****, that is unless you know the right people all we had were the crappy fountains, although the city did a good job with the fireworks that they set off in the mountains.
 

P.C. Jona

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Lucky, getting the good stuff in my area is a *****, that is unless you know the right people all we had were the crappy fountains, although the city did a good job with the fireworks that they set off in the mountains.
your kidding, your location says pennsylvania. thats the best place to find firworks. i only get one brand and thats these dudes, make the drive and find one. check the link

http://www.fireworks.com/locations/pennsylvania.asp
phantom fireworks are the best imo, and ive gotten a bunch of different brands from all the east coast.

My house just got SMASHED with a firework not 5 minutes ago >_>
get ***** lol
 

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Maybe I just have bad luck with firework packs, I can find Phantom Fireworks on just about every street, I'm talking about the big ones that fire into the air, they are illegal and hard to find unless you know the right people.
 

P.C. Jona

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lol, im not talking about the stands you find on every street, im talking about the warehouse type places.
those are where you find the mortars and rockets and the "big ones" theyre definitely not illegal, just illegal to sell in some states. like in the phantom warehouse i went, you need an ID to buy them. like i said theyre not illegal to have, just illegal to sell in some states. you dont need to know anyone bro lol

you really need to know people if youre looking for m80's and cherry bombs
those are really ****
 

P.C. Jona

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or youre trying to hard

if your 18 or your parents are willing to take you and buy them, or someone 18+

go to one of the places in the link i gave you

i swear its 1,2,3 simple

edit- my bad i lied
my dad just told me if your from pa you need a fireworks license to buy them.
since were from new york all we need is our drivers license and a license plate #

soo yea never mind lol
unless you got family from another state that goes to your place, they can buy them for u

they basically are illegal except cops dont care
just dont make a big rucuss and have everything organized and your good
the worst that will happen will be that the cops will take away your fireworks
 

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Nice, I'm here at Mexicali and the law here sucks, so we're going to be lighting "illegal" fireworks >.>
 

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Haha. We had a steak dinner with corn and baked potatoes on the side. Then, we drove out into the desert with hundreds of bottle rockets and firecrackers. We also had some mortars and giant helicopters as well (and fountains too, but who cares about those?).

We were setting those off, when I noticed someone had left about 16 empty glass bottles lying around on the ground. So I lit two long-fuse Black Cat firecrackers simultaneously and dropped them inside, then I picked up the bottle and threw up into the sky as far as I could (not above me, that would be ********). It exploded on the way down, along with the satisfying sound of shattering glass. There are so many things you can do with simple fire crackers. Too good. The green-fused ones can also be lit off underwater. Groundflowers can too, which looks awesome.

But this bottle-bomb thing was freaking AWESOME! I did it again... and again and again and again. Then we went home and ate some cake that my mom baked for us. Good stuff. I love this holiday. I LUV PHIYAR!
 

P.C. Jona

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lol i had to stop throwing the little firecrakers in the pool because no one would clean it liike 2 years ago, but it would make the craziest sound.
one thing i always hate is that we never use all the bottle rockets. we always buy like 1 big pack, but theres just so many and there sooo boring...

man good times, i recorded a bit of it, maybe i should put it on youtube

edit-
yea im gonna upload it, i got the shot of most of our stuff in my dads trunk, the fire when it was small and one of the mortars going off... should be up by the morning...
 
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