Fandangox
Smash Lord
So here I was enjoying a good Saturday until some assholes forced me to be the narrator for their stupid story. Apparently I was "the one they were looking for" whatever that means, to tell their tale. They didn't give me a whole lot of options, heavy treats of violence and all that. Being unable to refuse to their generous offer, I told them I would do it and asked what just what the hell their story was about.
I wasn't exactly given the scoop, but I was told I should be able to catch up quickly to the "deep and meaningful" events of the story. Well that's not all completely accurate, I was given some info on the backstory. Apparently there's a tyrant ruling with an iron fist over the populace, the tyrant has taken over with its army and slowly prohibited all expressions of individualism and whatnot, creepy stuff.
Well all of that actually happened on some far away land that no one gives a **** about and my personal take on this whole thing is that it has got nothing to do with this story and they are just messing with me. No, I don't know nothing about the current story, I don't even know the name of the character I'm supposed to introduce. Let's just name him Clyde for now.
And there he is. He looks bored, can't blame him, he's the main character of this boring story. He's living on the same hell as I.
uh, I think he noticed us? uuuh... hi?
What you've been listening to everything I've been saying? Well sorry Clyde I-
Yes I know your name is not Clyde. What's your name then.
Wonderful.
Okay luckily for all of us, I know what to do in situations like this, and so should you.
No, I don't mean you Clyde, I mean them.
Who's them? Don't worry about that Clyde and just stick to existing inside the pitiful corners of your story.
Well the first thing we should do is open the menu screen.
And there it is. Seems like a pretty standard menu screen. There's a weapon, items, and equipment menu, and of course, some other bull****. We can safely ignore the stats, they most likely mean nothing.
I guess before we dig deep into what will most likely become a very familiar screen for all of us we should consider giving Clyde a proper name, I don't know if you noticed it, but he's Clyde just for the sake of a dumb acronym. I may be a snarky **** as a coping mechanism to having to deal with this situation, but I'm not so heartless as to just keep the guy with a name he doesn't want. Names are good, they let us identify people from each other, and to relate with them, ever named a Pokemon? Exactly.
No Clyde, I'm not comparing you to Pokemon. I'm was s-
Look I was just getting to it, before you interrupted me. Now, this here button should take us to the naming screen.
Well I guess to be fair, I never asked. So what is it.
Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?
(also feel free to name Clyde while deciding)
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I wasn't exactly given the scoop, but I was told I should be able to catch up quickly to the "deep and meaningful" events of the story. Well that's not all completely accurate, I was given some info on the backstory. Apparently there's a tyrant ruling with an iron fist over the populace, the tyrant has taken over with its army and slowly prohibited all expressions of individualism and whatnot, creepy stuff.
Well all of that actually happened on some far away land that no one gives a **** about and my personal take on this whole thing is that it has got nothing to do with this story and they are just messing with me. No, I don't know nothing about the current story, I don't even know the name of the character I'm supposed to introduce. Let's just name him Clyde for now.
And there he is. He looks bored, can't blame him, he's the main character of this boring story. He's living on the same hell as I.
uh, I think he noticed us? uuuh... hi?
What you've been listening to everything I've been saying? Well sorry Clyde I-
Yes I know your name is not Clyde. What's your name then.
Wonderful.
Okay luckily for all of us, I know what to do in situations like this, and so should you.
No, I don't mean you Clyde, I mean them.
Who's them? Don't worry about that Clyde and just stick to existing inside the pitiful corners of your story.
Well the first thing we should do is open the menu screen.
And there it is. Seems like a pretty standard menu screen. There's a weapon, items, and equipment menu, and of course, some other bull****. We can safely ignore the stats, they most likely mean nothing.
I guess before we dig deep into what will most likely become a very familiar screen for all of us we should consider giving Clyde a proper name, I don't know if you noticed it, but he's Clyde just for the sake of a dumb acronym. I may be a snarky **** as a coping mechanism to having to deal with this situation, but I'm not so heartless as to just keep the guy with a name he doesn't want. Names are good, they let us identify people from each other, and to relate with them, ever named a Pokemon? Exactly.
No Clyde, I'm not comparing you to Pokemon. I'm was s-
Look I was just getting to it, before you interrupted me. Now, this here button should take us to the naming screen.
Well I guess to be fair, I never asked. So what is it.
Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?
(also feel free to name Clyde while deciding)
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