Most idiotic thing you've heard someone say about Brawl?(No Offensive Char. Comments)

[Golem the Stern Father]

When I was discussing Brawl with a friend, he brought up a weird question.

F: "So, who's the poser-Ness?"

M: "Oh, you mean Lucas"

F: "Isn't he the same thing?"

M: "There are differences in their b-moves and even more in their a-moves"

F: "I don't get why they put Lucas in Brawl, what game is he from?"

M: "He's from the Mother series"

F: "What's that?"

M: "You could say it's the Japanese equivalant of Earthbound"

(Pause)

F: "What's Earthbound?"

*Facepalm x8999*

 

[japtar10101]

When I was discussing Brawl with a friend, he brought up a weird question.

F: "I don't get why they put Lucas in Brawl, what game is he from?"

M: "He's from the Mother series"

F: "What's that?"

M: "You could say it's the Japanese equivalant of Earthbound"

(Pause)

F: "What's Earthbound?"

*Facepalm x8999*

*facepalm*

Mother is NOT an equivalent of Earthbound, Earthbound IS the English translation of Mother 2. In addition, Lucas is from Mother 3 (but this is me being too critical).
Conversations in real-time is rough, though, so I forgive you.

 

[Matekking]

"Submarine Mode"...

 

[MRogue]

Friend: "Hey, I think I'm ready to go to some tournaments."

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Friend: "Well, I found out this thing, where you can roll out of a shield. It's really good."

Me: "-_-"

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Mother is NOT an equivalent of Earthbound, Earthbound IS the English translation of Mother 2. In addition, Lucas is from Mother 3 (but this is me being too critical).
Conversations in real-time is rough, though, so I forgive you.

You're right, I just simplified it so that my friend would have a good understanding. If I had gone into specific games, he would not have understood at all.
Sorry about that.

 

[Raustblackdragon]

Friend: "Hey, I think I'm ready to go to some tournaments."

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Friend: "Well, I found out this thing, where you can roll out of a shield. It's really good."

Me: "-_-"

Why? WHY!? WHY DO WE ONLY HAVE THAT IN TEXT!

please tell me you have a video of him saying that.

This thread is hilarious and all, but it's ten times funnier to actually talk to these people.

Trust me, I met the guy above I wrote about.^

 

[Thingy Person]

Wow, I didn't know there were so many people who thought it'd come out on the PS3 and actually have "better controlls" with the SUXASSES.

"Yeah, Smash Bros Brawl is great, but Smash Bros Ultimate is the best.
I come from 10 years into the future, and Smash Bros Ultimate has over 60 playable characters, including Cloud, Sora, Vincent, Sephiroth and Ridley." -Dink on YouTube

It's more like a ****ty attention ***** attempt, but still.

 

[Hound]

"The game would have been better without Mario and Master Chief instead."

 

[Zacoftheaxes]

"They're making another one, cool, I played the first one on gamecube."

"They should put Superman and Goku in it."

"It should be on Xbox 360, It'd get better sales."

 

[memphischains]

Friend - "Brawl is a really good game man."
Me "Yeah? we should play! whose you're main?"
F - "Sonic right now. Hes so nasty."
M - "Yeah i know right? hes a different play style character, but I'm really working on his meta-game."
F - "yeah, i just wish i didn't get the rings of death."
M -"what?"
F - "yeah, i had to send my x-box in."
M - "well now you have more time to play brawl!"
F - "thats hard without my x-box dude."
M - "what?"
F - "you can come over and play once i get my xbox fixed."
M - "dude, i have it. and its on the wii. i have been playing non stop since its release."
F - "your a ****ing liar. its on xbox."
M - "...........................what?"
F - "i have it for x-box dude. don't lie to me."
M - ".......................................................what?"


...........what?

 

[Thingy Person]

...........what?

Please gimme the conclusion. I want.

 

[Mokkepie]

Someone said that Brawl=Melee!

 

[Samochan]

*subscribes*

Also this

My opinion isn't that you all MUST PLAY ITEMS. The fact is items = more skill. That isnt what is up for debate. Its the random factor that people fear. Playing items matches do make you a overall better players.

 

[japtar10101]

You're right, I just simplified it so that my friend would have a good understanding. If I had gone into specific games, he would not have understood at all.
Sorry about that.

Ah, I see. As I've said before, conversation in real-time is difficult ( And no, I'm not anti-social; I talk too much, if anything).
------

Also:

F - "i have it for x-box dude. don't lie to me."
M - ".......................................................what?"

I must know what happened to this. Did you get your friend to play your copy of Brawl? Did he/she say he has the same game for xbox AFTER you showed him the game, the cover, and everything? Or did sticking in a Wii game inside a xbox console give him/her the ring of death (+1 for Nintendo)??

 

[Whisk]

I'd have to say what my friend said the other day was pretty idiotic:
"Spongebob should have been in Brawl! Why isn't he? He could attack people with his tongue and stuff and he's been in four video games for Nintendo systems."

I mean seriously: Spongebob in Brawl!? One of the craziest suggestions I've ever heard (even more crazier than Navi!)

 

[Zk Hammer]

one of my friends claimed that yoda was in brawl (weeks after release), and was disappointed that he wasn't , although that would be awesome

 

[OnettSphere]

The Classic "Brawl came out 2day OMG Teh ROXORS!!!"(Notice almost no english whatsoever)
or
"Is there going to be a PSP version?"(Or some other system)

 

[MaceMan11]

"I'm not even excited for Brawl. I think it's a waist of time. I just don't understand it, why is it on Wii? I just don't get it."

This coming from some one who was a big fan of Melee

 

[AphoticBankai]

Brother: Hey Ryan, I think I'm ready to kick your *** now
Me: O_o What makes you say that?
Brother: You'll see

I proceeded to watch him constantly trying to hit me with DK's punch.

 

[S0crat3s]

"lol brawl wil nevur b as gud as mele cus no wavedashing lollollol"

 

[iros]

"You just win b/c of the lag my friend"
=.=

"The tripping happends ONLY if you turn around quickly"

 

[Cookiez]

This made me lol :D.

Originally Posted by DanteSmash7
My opinion isn't that you all MUST PLAY ITEMS. The fact is items = more skill. That isnt what is up for debate. Its the random factor that people fear. Playing items matches do make you a overall better players.


Also, i've heard many a Brawl noob state that

"Brawl has a greater potential for harcore competetive play than melee"

...

 

[quatripain]

me-who is bettr zss or pit
friend-pit
me-why?
friend-because he has two reflectors
me-but zss has 3 tether recoveries AND a 3rd jump
friend-then whats her 3rd jump?
me-*facepalm*

 

[RedMage8BT]

Brawl is only fun for 15 minutes and then it gets boring.

 

[S0crat3s]

"dood tripping ruend brawl"

 

[EternalCrusade]

"Is brawl gonna be for the computer?"

 

[wazgood]

"Ridley isn't going to be in brawl, and if he is he would be a boss at best. That would be like having a metroid playable."-******** n00b at school. He really annoys me.

L-A-W-L

10char

 

[NeptunerAV]

Some guy told me they were releasing it for DS...
-twitch-

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

"Nah, I'm not gonna buy Super Mario Smash Bros. Brawl for a few months, I'll wait for the price to go down." Facepalm.

First of all...Mario Smash Bros. is something I've heard TOO MANNY TIMES! Now, secondly, I don't see why so many people (My parents and friends) think the price of everything just "Goes down". It's not like it magically just drops...that only happens after a very long time and nobody actually wants to buy it anymore.

And to the above poster: Um...Yeah, let's just go with -Twitch- for now...

 

[Suntan Luigi]

"What's Brawl? Is that some kind of racing game or something?"

 

[MyRevenge.]

Ahaha, a lot of funny things...
Hmm... one of the dumbest things I've ever heard was when playing with my friends...
They got all pissed off because I kept on getting the Smash Ball after they weakened it completely...
"How Come You Can Always Get It In One Hit?"

Pretty amusing :D

 

[phantomphungus]

(during math class)

Me: So what do you think of the Final Smashes in Brawl?

Friend: Yeah, they rock....but they could have given them more variety.

Me: Variety? **chuckles** WTF, dude. They're all completely different.

Friend: All they do is get really big and ugly.

Me:...um...huh?

Friend: Yeah, I mean I didn't even know some nintendo characters had "Giga" forms.

Me: I don't quite follow....I think you mean...

Friend: (interupts) I mean, Giga Mario, Giga Yoshi, and GIGA FOX! I mean, come on! And whay does Zelda appear in Pit's final?!? She's just stand in the background lookin' all huge and stuff.

Me: Only Bowser goes "Giga"...and that wasn't Zel...

Friend: (interups again) YOU MEAN BOWSER GOES "GIGA" TOO! That's it, who ever made Brawl sux. I'm just glad our boy Knuckles will be in the game.

Me: **sighs** Dude, we need to talk...

LMAO. Pure win.

Also, this isn't specifically about brawl, but it came up in a matter me and my oh so stubborn friend were talking about, we were talking about glitches in melee.

ME: Man, I love all the glitches in melee.
FRIEND: What are you talking about? I hate glitches.
ME: But they're so fun! And melee probably has the most glitches of almost any game I've ever played or heard of. It has thousands!
FRIEND: Yeah, right, lots of games have just as many glitches.
ME: Not really... Diamond and Pearl American versions barely have any glitches, if they have some at all...
FRIEND: They probably have alot, they just haven't been discovered or something.
ME: They still don't have nearly as many glitches as melee, or several other games.
FRIEND: EVERY GAME HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF GLITCHES!
ME: Not they don't. Where did you get that idea? Even if you are right, they still definately don't have the exact same amount.
FRIEND: YES THEY DO! EVERY GAME HAS THOUSANDS OF THEM.
ME: whatever, dude. I can't argue with opinion. Even if it's a wrong opinion.
FRIEND: *shakes head slowly looking at ground, as if I'm the stupid one*

I also have this, another conversation with the same person:

ME: Dang it! Stop spamming the shine!
FRIEND: Shine?
ME: *facepalm* foxes down B.
FRIEND: What do you mean, Shine?
ME: Lot's of people call it that. Definitely not everyone, but probably an at least half way decent percentage of the smash populace.
FRIEND: No one calls it shine. I've never heard it before. It's stupid.
ME: Well, you've never been near the competetive smash community before, so I don't blame you. You've never even been to smashboards.
FRIEND: Smashboards? Smashboards sucks. I go to Neoseeker, which has a much better and more proffesional smash community, and I've never heard shine once.
ME: HOW DARE YOU INSULT SMASHBOARDS! YOU SHALL NOW GET FALCON PWNED!!! (proceeds to kick friends ***)

 

[Zephirah]

I went somewhere around april to my local videogame store on February just too see. One of the employers there just ask me what I was looking for and just to have fun I asked him when does Smash Bros. Brawl would come out. He answers "Hmmm.. it´s still on a undefined date"(At that time almost all people knew it would come out on March 9). Then I just left.

Kind of ironic that people who sell video games for a living doesn´t know enough about the really important games...

 

[pokefanthingy]

"Jericho is way better than souper smash beroters bra. you get to shoot stuff in Jericho. Bra is foor 5 yeer ollds. Bra is only mario brothers..." That is coming from a kid who does oragami at any break we have at school.

 

[Meta_Sonic64]

"Main, I'm bout to trade dis in to get a new disc. I don't like my **** scratched up, bruh."
Coming from my friend, who's disc doesn't have many scratches.

 

[Roy-Kun]

Date: October 04th

"Landmaster is the most unique Final Smash, EVER."

Date: February 20th

"...OSHIZ"

...Owned?

 

[Unknownlight]

Ness is just a clone of Lucas.

That.

"OMG Nintendo did a huge rip-off of small arms!"

And that.

They both made me laugh for about 10 minutes each.

 

[Unknownlight]

I've got a good one my friend said.

*After looking at the DOJO* "I notice that all the Secret Fighters are unlockable characters."

Edit: Oops. I posted from the front page. I didn't know I was the last person to post. Well, sorry for double post.

 

[Rash]

"Brawl sucks."

Anyone who says that should be castrated.

 

[kevc]

"Brawl won't cater to the competitive scene" some people here

owned