Most idiotic thing you've heard someone say about Brawl?(No Offensive Char. Comments)

[thetoastinator]

lol, my friend said that too. He said Olimar is impossible because he's like 2 inches. I told him that Kirby was really eight inches tall. So apparantly, Link is only about one foot high.

Link is a gnome!!
Mario is a (...what was the show called that had those small blue human-like things...)

 

[thetoastinator]

I would also like to add this comment about Brawl; I heard it just recently...

"If Brawl doesn't have blood and gore, then it sucks!"
Seriously, WTF? Why are teens so bloodthirsty nowaday?

Good thing there is Nintendo for that problem.....

 

[IsmaR]

"Ashley will be in Brawl"
Sorry, she was just deconfirmed :|
http://brawlcentral.com/whobby_updates.php

 

[Metalknux]

"marth can't be in brawl because hes a girl and we already have too many girl characters"

Edit:

I dont like that brawl is SLOWER than melee, it has the "floaty" feature to all the character and i hate that they took out wavedashing. brawl would be much better if it was just melee with more stages and characters, nothing else

 

[KazenoZ]

A "rumor" I heard:

"I heard that when all 4 characters you choose can glide, then you'll be fighting on a stage.... with no stage, you just float"
Seriously... he actually believed what he was saying, best part is, it was written as a part of a Brawl preoverview topic by someone who actually read all of the updates XD

 

[RegalBuster]

Guy sees Ashley is de-confirmed: "Ashley still has a chance!"
I seriously laughed so hard.

 

[Barstool]

Some people were saying that Phoenix Wright could be playable in Brawl. D:

 

[KrystalRules]

Guy sees Ashley is de-confirmed: "Ashley still has a chance!"
I seriously laughed so hard.

when was ashley deconfirmed(not that i care)

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

when was ashley deconfirmed(not that i care)

She was revealed to be a part of the WarioWare stage at the World Hobby Fair.

 

[KrystalRules]

She was revealed to be a part of the WarioWare stage at the World Hobby Fair.

oh lol well then...

 

[hungrybox]

"there Is No Extra Mode In Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland!!!!!"

 

[ezekial_94]

"I already have Super Smash Bros. Brawl."

 

[peytar]

my brothers friend said he was getting brawl for christmas and my brother told him it wasn't coming out until febv 10 and to check the site and he said the site lied and then after christmas my brother asked him if he got it and he said that his parents couldn't find it for him but he got the fire emblem WII

 

[SipherothXIII]

People who say: "I'm a pro a Brawl" or "I'm better than you at Brawl"or something of the sort, when Brawl hasn't even come out yet.

 

[I.T.P]

hey, I am better than you at brawl, I actually played the game..........................................demo


anyways "I heard mind games are out" is definately the dumbest, followed by "brawl will have no advanced techniques"

 

[Brav3r]

this gets realy old but anyways

friend: "i heard brawl was delayed til march"
my reply: *facepalm*

 

[Zorya]

Guy sees Ashley is de-confirmed: "Ashley still has a chance!"
I seriously laughed so hard.

QFT, ****in ******* get thrown into denial...

She was revealed to be a part of the WarioWare stage at the World Hobby Fair.

Great. Love it.

 

[limitbreak]

"What does 3rd party character mean?"

and no ... im not joking

 

[scotchtape622]

I was walking in the hall to one of my classes a couple of weeks ago, and I heard this guy tell someone,

"Hey, did you know Master Chief is in Brawl?"

 

[kurokaito]

what's brawl?

 

[BISON]

"Brawl is worse than *insert game here* " I've heard that a lot of times from a lot of people

 

[Toastmeister]

"Brawl will be delayed until February 10th."
****kkk

 

[bluethree]

"marth can't be in brawl because hes a girl and we already have too many girl characters"

After reading a little bit of this thread, I think some people need to learn what a joke is.

 

[IsmaR]

"Peppy is the best Starfox character! He should be in Brawl!!"

 

[TheJalapeno]

Ike's the Cloverfield monster!

 

[Drclaw411]

most idiotic thing: brawl will release before holliday 08

 

[Uchiharakiri]

"Brawl has been delayed until March 9, 2008"


Seriously, Nintendo, doing the same thing you did with Twilight Princess now?

 

[psyniac_123]

"Brawl will be delayed until February 10th."
****kkk

"Brawl will be delayed until March 9th."

 

[PwnyRide]

"Brawl will be delayed until February 10th."
****kkk

From the horse's mouth himself too! I dont think there is anything else that can be possible said that was this stupid.\...well until the next delay at least, then the march 9 release date will be the stupidest thing.

 

[PRINCESS PEACH777]

"Brawl has been delayed until March 9, 2008"


Seriously, Nintendo, doing the same thing you did with Twilight Princess now?

i know i think they don't want us to have the game

 

[KaptKRool]

"It's not too often a serious GotY contender is released within the first 2 months of the year, but Brawl is shaping up to be"


Following next month's delay, and then the delay a few months later, Brawl will be the number one holiday rush release title.

 

[Johnknight1]

"Brawl had been delayed. Please be patient." No, stand up for your fans Sakurai, and tell Nintendo to treat us as equals-not second class citizens. Stop being a b**ch Nintendo, and die already...on page 69!

"The new smash bros. game will be a Revolution launch title."

"I can announce today that Super Smash Bros. Brawl will launch, in the Americas on December 3rd [2007]"

"Brawl has been pushed back for Febuary 10th, 2008"

"Please wait patiently."

Ya, now I know why I like Microsoft more then Nintendo!

Ya, 90% of your fans don't live on your island, Nintendo. Watch...if Brawl gets delayed again, we're ****ed. It will then come out as part of the holiday 08 games, indefinitely.

 

[Weltunter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiDZwMqjgWI&feature=related

 

[Metalknux]

After reading a little bit of this thread, I think some people need to learn what a joke is.

Not really. This was posted on Gamefaqs and the guy was dead serious.

 

[Kasek]

Due to delays in the completion of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, we’ve had to change the release date of the game to Sunday, March 9th.

I deeply apologize to the people who have looked forward to playing the game for so long and ask that you hold on just a little longer. Thank you for your patience.

This shall be the stupidest quote for a long while. And yes, I realize I don't need to repeat it like everyone else has. I finally had my hopes up about the American release, too.... it was less than a month away. LESS THAN A MONTH.

 

[KazenoZ]

this gets realy old but anyways

friend: "i heard brawl was delayed til march"
my reply: *facepalm*

.............

 

[ElectroBlade]

"Is Brawl gonna be on the PSP?"
Yeah, I've heard someone say that before. XD

 

[RegalBuster]

"Lucarios is a Mewtwo clone."
Yeah you just keep thinking that. >_>

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"Who's Wolf?"

My days of Star Fox 64 and barrel rolling were crushed.

 

[WilldaBeast]

Hmm, dumbest thing I've heard?

"when you beat the game you can play as assist trophies."
-some idiot on gamefaqs.