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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

Jumpman84

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Smash confirmed to be extremely addictive!

"I have recently found out about Project M..."
 
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Smash confirmed to be extremely addictive!

"I have recently found out about Project M..."
Smash 4 confirmed to use Project M movesets!

"I am debating whether or not to include a Mario newcomer this time"
 

chaoswafflez04

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"I am debating whether or not to include a Mario newcomer this time"
Dr. Mario, with a new move set, confirmed to be returning because of the logic that he is and isn't a newcomer, so Sakurai wouldn't have to go through the decision of having a newcomer or not!

"I hope she made lotsa' spaghetti!"
 

Jumpman84

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Peach's Final Smash now has a random chance to spawn "Lotsa Spaghetti"!!

"I wonder what secret project Retro is working on."
 
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Peach's Final Smash now has a random chance to spawn "Lotsa Spaghetti"!!

"I wonder what secret project Retro is working on."
Sakurai confirmed to snoop in on other people's business!

"I read creepypastas nearly every night."
 

Jumpman84

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Sakurai confirmed to be creepy... and like pasta!

"Why do people want to replace me as director? :( "
 

BlitznBurst

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Sakurai feels dejected and leaves Nintendo, feeling he has nothing to live for

"Until now, Yoshi has been an incredibly popular character."
 

D-idara

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Yoshi deconfirmed, is replaced with Kamek and/or other unimportant Mario characters.

"There are a lot of holes in the Pyrosphere, aren't there?"
 

shrooby

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Yoshi deconfirmed, is replaced with Kamek and/or other unimportant Mario characters.

"There are a lot of holes in the Pyrosphere, aren't there?"
Muddy Mole confirmed.

"I've been thinking about replacing my hardwood floor with carpeted floor."
 

Jumpman84

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Yoshi's story in Adventure Mode is avenging the death of Poochy! :(

"I'm pleased to announce a special preorder bonus for loyal Smash fans!"
 
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Yoshi's story in Adventure Mode is avenging the death of Poochy! :(

"I'm pleased to announce a special preorder bonus for loyal Smash fans!"
It's confirmed that exclusive DLC will be available to those who pre-order the game! Fans go nuts as a result!

"Release the bogus."
 

Jumpman84

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Bogus confirmed for Smash! No one knows who he is...

"A Halo television series? That gives me an idea..."
 
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Bogus confirmed for Smash! No one knows who he is...

"A Halo television series? That gives me an idea..."
SSB4 television series confirmed!

"Everything you know about SSB4 right now is a lie."
 

Jumpman84

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Sakurai cares what the fans think, despite several Smash fans saying otherwise!

"Punch the keys for God's sake!"
 

Toxicroaker

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Sakurai cares what the fans think, despite several Smash fans saying otherwise!

"Punch the keys for God's sake!"
A key replaces sandbag and now you can only use punching moves on it
"I don't like the new carpet I got today"
 

Oddyesy

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A key replaces sandbag and now you can only use punching moves on it
"I don't like the new carpet I got today"
Sakurai keeps tripping on the carpet to make stains on it for an excuse to remove it and reimplements tripping
"I want to go to Chernobyl."
 

Jumpman84

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Sakurai.... um, goes to Chernobyl. And does stuff.

"Now I'll show you!!!"
 

Fortanono

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Sakurai's girlfriend confirmed!

"I've found myself a lot more vain recently."
 
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Pit's Mirror Shield confirmed to be replaced by a mirror with Sakurai's face in it!

"Segata Sanshiro happens to be my favorite Sega character next to Sonic."
Sonic de-confirmed while Segata Sanshiro is confirmed!
Segata Sanshiro confirmed to be Sonic clone.

"Kingdom Hearts may be the greatest game I've ever played."
Sora confirmed!

"Every leak is a lie."
 

Fortanono

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Everything in a leak de-confirmed!

"I hate how Brawl turned out. I must make SSB4 better."
 
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Everything in a leak de-confirmed!

"I hate how Brawl turned out. I must make SSB4 better."
Everything in Brawl is now de-confirmed to return! SSB4 will be a reboot!

"I hate Mewtwo and I intentionally cut him and put data of him on Brawl so people would speculate."
 

Capybara Gaming

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Brawl confirmed to never be sold again, pissing off all fans. Snake also confirmed to not reappear, along with all Smash Newcomers from Brawl except Pit, Olimar, Toon Link, and Sonic.

"I have wasted my life!"
 

Fortanono

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SSB4 cancelled so Sakurai can stop wasting his life.

"I've hidden a secret message in a certain trailer."
 
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SSB4 cancelled so Sakurai can stop wasting his life.

"I've hidden a secret message in a certain trailer."
Secret message revealed to be... something!

"I haven't been to a boxing ring in a while."
 

chaoswafflez04

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"I have wasted my life!"

Sakurai confirmed to be bad at Super Mario Bros., as he ran into a Goomba immediately after obtaining a green mushroom.

"I haven't been to a boxing ring in a while."
Boxing Ring stage and Little Mac both deconfirmed for SSB4.

"I really enjoyed Guillermo del Toro's intro for The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXIV."
 
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