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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

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Sakurai will accidentally release the incomplete Smash 4 under the impression that it is complete.

"I burnt my toast this morning."
Sakurai confirmed to not know that all toasters toast bread.

"I fell asleep during work today."
 

Jumpman84

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Beedrill confirmed as Villager's Final Smash!

"This is blasphemy! This is MADNESS!"
 
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Mewtwo from Pokemon Red and Pokemon Blue confirmed!
"Xerneas is definitely NOT in today's picture."
Xerneas is confirmed to be in SSB4! Sakurai uses reverse psychology!

"I purposefully made Ganondorf bad and Meta Knight good so that I can own everyone who uses Meta Knight with Ganondorf."
 

Croco

Smash Lord
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Dec 21, 2006
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New York, NY
Ganondorf revealed to be super special awesome secret uber over 9000 god tier in Super Smash!

"500 Chocolate Puppies!"

There will be a 1 vs 500 battle against Nintendogs.
Nintendog chocolate lab confirmed!!!!!



"Your 3ds play coins can be used for dressing!"
 

Rocket Raccoon

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There will be a 1 vs 500 battle against Nintendogs.
Nintendog chocolate lab confirmed!!!!!



"Your 3ds play coins can be used for dressing!"
Self-explanatory

"I forgot to update to show that Xeneas is playable, well I always got tomorrow. Oh, wait."
 

Capybara Gaming

Just Vibing
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Game confirmed to come sooner than expected due to perfection in working on it.

"I think that Super Smash Bros. Crusade's Duck Hunt Dog may be the most fun character ever."
 

Vintage Creep

Smash Master
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Game confirmed to come sooner than expected due to perfection in working on it.

"I think that Super Smash Bros. Crusade's Duck Hunt Dog may be the most fun character ever."
Sakurai confirmed to leave development of Smash 4 to join development of Smash Crusade.

"My arm hurts so much, I need help from my cat to masturbate."
 

chaoswafflez04

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"I am the master of all of you! Obey me, my slaves!"
Sakurai confirmed to be possessed by the evil spirit of a newly discovered Millenium Item! Marik Ishtar confirmed for Super Smash Bros.!

"When I flew back to Japan on my flight from E3, I noticed that a book called The Bro Code was in the pocket in front of my seat instead of the emergency instructions pamphlet..."
 

chaoswafflez04

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"I enjoy eating Bacon, but all the Nintendo characters are Jewish"
All food items to be replaced by Kosher food only, Temple stage to be replaced by Synagogue stage, all male characters wear Kippahs on top of their heads, and all voice actors to be replaced by Jewish actors/actresses such as Jonah Hill, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, and Adam Sandler.

"We hit Ridley with a shrink ray to make him fit in Smash Bros., but something went wrong..."
 
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All food items to be replaced by Kosher food only, Temple stage to be replaced by Synagogue stage, all male characters wear Kippahs on top of their heads, and all voice actors to be replaced by Jewish actors/actresses such as Jonah Hill, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, and Adam Sandler.

"We hit Ridley with a shrink ray to make him fit in Smash Bros., but something went wrong..."
Ridley de-confirmed due to difficulties implementing him!

"Ridley is too big? More like Little Mac is too little."
 

Fortanono

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SSB4 confirmed to be a reading tool for little kids so Sakurai can learn how to read!

"I wish that I could fly."
 
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SSB4 confirmed to be a reading tool for little kids so Sakurai can learn how to read!

"I wish that I could fly."
More stages like Pilotwings confirmed!

"I don't think that there is a lot of time left."
 

SmasherMaster

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"I am never going to play Pokémon Amie ever again with my Magmar, the hospital bill was really expensive!"

Sakurai confirmed to be an Ice, Grass, Bug or Steel type Pokemon!

"I consenting get requests, but I ignore them! :troll: "
 
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Sakurai confirmed to be an Ice, Grass, Bug or Steel type Pokemon!

"I consenting get requests, but I ignore them! :troll: "
Every highly requested character (like Little Mac and King K. Rool) are deconfirmed!

"I hate it when Iwata calls me a 'certain someone' on the Nintendo Directs."
 

KingofPhantoms

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Every highly requested character (like Little Mac and King K. Rool) are deconfirmed!

"I hate it when Iwata calls me a 'certain someone' on the Nintendo Directs."
Iwata confirmed to act as a replacement for Sandbags due to Sakurai's frustration.

"Chocolate is delicious."
 
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