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mind altering experience.

jugfingers

jugfingers

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yo real talk, I was just checkin my gmail and above my inbox there was an advertisement for armadillo repellent.

I thought it was a joke, but then I clicked on the link and realized that there are people willing to spend 29.95 to keep armadillos away!

wtf

I never knew that there were people in the world who would go to such lengths to actually avoid armadillos.

my whole perspective of reality is now radically altered.




also I really want to hang out with armadillos if that wasn't already obvious.


discuss.

or share your own reality altering experience.
 
#HBC | Acrostic

#HBC | Acrostic

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I read your post. I walked outside. I slipped on my sneakers. I ran along the pavement side-course. I was attacked by an armadillo. I went to the hospital. I received bandages and ointment for facial lacerations. I took off my sneakers. I walked over to my computer. I responded to your post.
 
Kingdom Come

Kingdom Come

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Acrostic said:
I read your post. I walked outside. I slipped on my sneakers. I ran along the pavement side-course. I was attacked by an armadillo. I went to the hospital. I received bandages and ointment for facial lacerations. I took off my sneakers. I walked over to my computer. I responded to your post.
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Lol. This guy!!!
 
Spire

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Armadillos can spread leprosy. I hope that helps explain the situation.
 
Tom

Tom

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people arent afraid of armadillos because of leprosy

90%+ of the human population is like immune to leprosy and its very very hard to catch it from an armadillo. and theres a vaccine.

also rammus is an armordillo NOT A TURTLE

why dont lepers play hockey

too many face offs
 
Zook

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Everyone knows that "armadillo" is slang for "Jehovah's Witnesses."

That was sarcasm, for those without sarcasm detectors.

...Please don't infract me.
 
Mota

Mota

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Armadillo's are pretty cool.

Would like to see an Aardvark vs Armadillo
GO
 
jugfingers

jugfingers

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I was trampled by a frenzied herd of Aardvarks once.

its all love though, I don't think we should be encouraging aardvarks to do battle with armadillos.


rather we should be encouraging them to work together.
 
Thatfatcat

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LOL. I thought this thread was about tabs or dmt or something. lawl.

I don't have armadillos where I live...or at least I've never seen any *knocks on wood*. Here though, there's a LOT of deer. LOTS. I almost hit one the other way driving home. It's been rediculous. Oh, and there's cayotes too. One of them ate my neigbor's dog.

...armadillos? Do they like destruct houses or some ****? Why don't people just shoot them? (loljk...maybe)
 
Thatfatcat

Thatfatcat

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There MUST be a forum for people who hate armadillos...

Or probably a hunting one. They got tips.

...just make sure you don't friend **** Cheney or Sarah Palin.
 
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