I hope it's something decent because I've had an absolutely craptastic day:
-Wake up at 6:30 for work.
-So tired that I eat cold Poptarts off my bathroom floor Hasselhoff style.
-Walk to first job.
-Half my team didn't show up.
-Stuck doing inventory by myself outside in -15 degree, 30 mph wind.
-Get text from my mom.
-My excon cousin who was like a little brother growing up has kidnapped his exgirlfriend and apparently has been missing for two days.
-He's been out of prison for only about 2 months after being put away since about 2006.
-Whole family is super depressed.
-Boss calls me into her office.
-Tells me I've been doing something wrong for the past 3 years.
-Wat?
-Despite her approving all the training materials I personally created, I have to revise it.
-Personally trained several dozen people since I started so they're all wrong too.
-Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
-Walk to second job.
-Still stupidly cold.
-People jeer at me from their cars.
-Arrive at second job at 5:00 to find that coworker has already made too many pizzas.
-Tell her to stop.
-Go to walk in fridge, the entire thing is stuffed with pizzas.
-What fresh, cheesy hell is this?
-We have to bake them all before close, company policy.
-Hour before close, completely dead and there's still 40+ pizzas.
-Manager freaks out and chews us out when he sees it all.
-We're forced to leave the store to literally beg people outside to buy them, offering a discount.
-Whittle it down to 21 but manager is still livid.
-The whole team gets blamed but the girl leaves early so the rest of us have to deal with the cleanup.
-Manager is so mad that we're not allowed to take home any of it.
-Everyone glares at me as I'm forced to throw it all in the trash in front of them.
-No one gets dinner, eye crossingly hungry.
-Walk home in the cold at about 8:30.
-Get to apartment around 9, girlfriend is asleep (she works nights) and she has the key.
-Doesn't pick up phone so I start wailing on the door like a drunk orangutang.
-Finally opens the door.
-Chips and salsa for dinner for the second night in a row.
-The world exploded and everybody died.