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Melee/Project M: *ROAD TO APEX* - King Funk's Castle II: Måske [KFC2] - BIG EURO

Fuzzyness

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Melee/Project M: *ROAD TO APEX* - King Funk's Castle II: Måske [KFC2] - BIG EURO TOURNAMENT

October 4-7th

GET HYPE! I will be doing the stream like at Smashers Reunion, with dual commentary and better quality this time ^_^ Will get a lot of different people on the mic again and DEFINITELY Mike Haggar again.

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Letting mikehaggar commentate serious matches makes me lose all respect for your stream

worst commentary worldwide (for serious matches)
 

leffen

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Haha, I've actually hated his commentary before any "vendetta" was started.

I just really, really hate unproffessional commentary, during serious matches (especially if the commentator has average at best knowledge/commentary overall like mike)

Considering how stacked this tournament is gonna be I'd really hate it if childish commentators like Mikehaggar got to represent our community again, but it honestly feels like its a lost cause.
 

MikeHaggarTHAKJB

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Yes, let's ignore that the majority of my commentary at SR was serious, and the fact that europe is filled with serious commentators that are far better then me at commentating seriously such as yourself.

My commentary is so atrocious and impopular that I should be banned from all tournaments ever, not just commentary, let us not forget that I am after all a mean bully that lies all the time. Both lolex (who wants serious commentary and did not approve of my BEAST 2 commentary) and King Funk where ironic when they asked me to be the official commentator of both tournaments.

I vote leffen for official commentator! Insecure laughter, no insight offered (which is strange considering the fact that leffen is an amazing genius that is always right about everything), bashing and correcting people on the chat, and ridicoulus "AWWWWW YHHHEEEAAAA"'s for everyone!
 

leffen

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I just want good commentary, regardless of who its from.
I have no real problems with your commentary as long as its serious, but you have to constantly stroke your Internet persona which is just awful to listen to imo (and every person I've talked to about it).

My commentary @SR wasn't the best, sure (I was asked to commentate when I didn't want to)
but except for you (which I disregard by default) I haven't heard about any complaints.
 

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I would like serious commentators for the most important matches too, whether Mike Haggar or anyone else. Though preferably someone who knows high-level Melee really well.
 

MikeHaggarTHAKJB

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JOS.fm silly flopmerican <3

I do actually know alot about melee, it's my biggest strength when it comes to this game.
I'm very confident that I can provide top commentary both in terms off serious and not so serious. =)
I just want good commentary, regardless of who its from.
I have no real problems with your commentary as long as its serious, but you have to constantly stroke your Internet persona which is just awful to listen to imo (and every person I've talked to about it).
Really? Because every single person I've ever talked to about it thinks it's funny and see the humor in it.
But I still beleive you. You've proven to be the must trustworthy and honest amazing genius ever when you lied about several people claiming I bullied you, lied about your parents finding out about you drinking via me, lying about not sending certain PMs here, etc etc.
You've also proven to be a generally good person by threatening to spread more personal information about me here and doing unspeakable things to rocky. If you deny it I'll off course beleive you for the reasons I listed above.
but except for you (which I disregard by default) I haven't heard about any complaints.
I have, and so have you in the comments on streams. And why don't you ask around? Or just listen to it? It's ****ing awful in every way imaginable.
 

leffen

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jeez you crazy


also
"I do actually know alot about melee, it's my biggest strength when it comes to this game."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

no
 

MikeHaggarTHAKJB

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jeez you crazy


also
"I do actually know alot about melee, it's my biggest strength when it comes to this game."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

no
OH ****, LEFFEN, who thinks everybody who doesnt agree with him is the biggest idiot in the universe and also has a personal vendetta against me because he can't take a joke, thinks my knowledge of this game is bad?!?!?! **** it must be true, especially when anybody who's played and talked to me about the game agrees that I have great understanding and knowledge of the game (including armada). But leffen is always right about everything which is obvious because everybody but him are idiots, so it must be true...
And also I'm crazy, so everything else I said is just nonsense, ignore the fact that leffen doesn't having anything to counter it with!

Damn leffen, you sure ****ed me up in this argument!
 

leffen

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lmfao

your way of arguing over the internet is just lmfaofaofaoudaousdoaus


you crack me up.

the fact that you're trying to hide your own faults by trying to make me look bad like always is just soooo typical lolol
also repeat yourself some more, your stuff gets stale mad fast lol.

well guess what, you're biggest smash related strength aint worth **** if you cant make it out of pools in EUROPE, and you sure as hell don't use that strength while commentating to your advantage.

and if we're comparing, then just take the fact that anyone with a brain cell knows that your knowledge of the game is far below mine (armada has stated that I was top 3 in game knowledge or smth along those lines before) so please, stfu.


edit: me + mikehaggar for official 24/7 stream commentators lets go.
 

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edit: me + mikehaggar for official 24/7 stream commentators lets go.
That actually sounds like a good combo if you can put everything else aside. Mike is really good at making things hype, and you have deep insight of the game, so I'm confident it would be quite interesting to listen to the two of you combined.
 

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It wouldn't work, leffen would just correct me and people on the stream all the time and disagree and argue for the sake of disagreeing and arguing.
He does that to everybody, you people really don't know leffen.
the fact that you're trying to hide your own faults by trying to make me look bad like always is just soooo typical lolol
You, however, never do that in any argument ever! It's not like you're well known for it amongst EVERYBODY, and you NEVER did that in your conversation with me on FB! And unlike me, you LIE to accomplish it.
And exactly what FLAWS as a PERSON do I have that you are implying that I have?
You know very well that I can play far better then what I have at tournaments, I always choke. I am well aware that it makes me a far worse player, but it doesn't make my game knowledge any worse.
And off course my game knowledge isn't as good as yours, but it doesn't have any significance if you suck as much **** verbally as you do. As bad as your commentary was and always have been it makes it look like I have better game knowledge then you.

I'll stop ripping on leffen now because it will lead to him destroying the thread, and he's already made it obvious that he won't deny his lies and other atrocities he's done to the community (which has lead to TOs considering banning him) because, well, he can't. Because they are true.
 

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lmao you just are hilarious aren't you

do you think anyone ****ing cares about your ******** rants? >_>

well anyway, I honestly also think that me + mikehaggar would be a pretty good commentating team.
Sure, you would have the arguing....

LOL NO, because mikehaggar never says **** to me irl, and neither do I to him (I honestly don't "hate" mikehaggar, hes just boring/stupid at times, but considering how he tries to make me out to be the worst person in the world, you'd think that he could have the nerve to ever say something to my face).

If we are on stream I wouldnt say **** about our personal stuff lol, why the hell would I want to. To think that I'd do that really proves that its actually you who'd do it Mike lmao.


btw, game knowledge (aside from frame data) is one of the main things that keep you from choking, so get the hell away with those johns lmaooo


edit: its sad that you're so bad at this game, otherwise we could have a hype rivalry, that'd be cool
get yourself together with your "choking" and stuff and maybe you'll have a shot in 3, 4 years (supersrsbszn!!1:>:>:>)
 

MikeHaggarTHAKJB

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The arguing would start from your side. You're the kind off person who gets into an argument with beat over how terrible it was that apple juice being warm so you it wouldn't be good to drink buhuhu ;(. And you've always been extremly respectful about everything zoler has said about the game in your presence and not at all desperate to correct him and everybody else. Your posting here proves this, and you're worse irl.
And when did I imply you saying anything personal about me on the stream? I said arguing. And what info would I even have about you?
But why am I surprised about someone who lies to sick degrees putting words in my mouth.

I've been wanting to confront over things irl, but I've avoided it to not cause drama. On the other hand you're the one who takes me ripping on you seriously, so by your logic that should be confrontation. And if I've never confronted you, what aspect of my behaviour lead to you claiming I bullied you?
I'd love to sit down and discuss things over just you and me and/or you, me and the TOs. It will be easier to reveal all your lies and other nonsense that way.
I promise you I will at the next swedish tournament. I'd be surprised if you agreed, but unlike you I have backbone and integrity.

I'm stupid and BORING? I've never heard anyone who knows me call me neither, but since you don't hate me you're not just grasping for insults at all. The rest off everything you said was extremly respectful and accurate, also implying that you have nothing against me. Very classy to claim to above disliking someone when you obviously do.

If you're not a bad person, then why are people considering banning you? And what about all the **** you've pulled against people?

What kind off absurd logic leads to game knowledge stopping people from choking? You'll make up some explanation for it, but reasons for people choking and so forth are extremly individual.

EDIT: I just called Armada, and we have decided that you, me him and perhaps a few others are going to sit down, talk things over, confront you over everything you've done, and discuss your ban. This will be done at the next swedish tournament.
You better stop acting the way that you do if you want to keep being a part of the community, and you're going to have to work very, very hard to gain any kind of respect back from people.
 

leffen

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"I've been wanting to confront over things irl, but I've avoided it to not cause drama"

........................

yep

mikehaggar doesn't like drama.


jesus your worldview is so off, I don't even want to continue arguing.

you earlier posted:

"I'll stop ripping on leffen now because it will lead to him destroying the thread,"


lolllll

and if you do not see how game knowledge (again, not framedata type stuff) is incredibly important to not choke then whatever, I can't really argue that your other mental problems dont play a huge role in your "choking" , but for most people, that aint true.


I don't really see this debate going anywhere, since all you are gonna do is mindlessly spew out walls of text repeating the same thing a million times (that, have very little truth in them) and ignore the productive things that could come out of this (also, please learn to read, will you? You always misinterpret everything, our previous debate had this happening a million times and you still don't get half of what im saying)
 

MikeHaggarTHAKJB

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And if my motivation isn't to avoid drama, which I DON'T like, then what is your explanation for me planning us to have a meeting to discuss your ban?

I do not like drama, I like hype and tounge in cheek trashtalk. You just don't know the difference.

Unlike you, I haven't misinterpreted **** or put words in your mouth. I pointed out an example of you doing this but you ignored it, like 95% of my points/arguments.
The rest will be dealt with IRL. Better prepare yourself with quite a few new lies to try to cover up and explain your old ones.
and if you do not see how game knowledge (again, not framedata type stuff) is incredibly important to not choke then whatever, I can't really argue that your other mental problems dont play a huge role in your "choking" , but for most people, that aint true.
This is so classy and respectful. Go make fun of rockys hearing disabilities while you're at it.
And they're not "problems" by the standard definition, stop commentating on things you have no clue how they work. How what your refferring to could possibly play a role in choking makes no sense whatsoever on any level for a million different reasons.
 

leffen

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I wasn't even talking about your mental disorder, jeez. If I ment that, then I'd say "WELL YOU CAN*T PLAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER DERP DERP"

I was just talking about your mental problems that aren't related to game knowledge, such as motivation, ability to perform under pressure etc that everyone has >_<

oh well, as usual you are blinded by your hate. All of my "lies" and me "trying to make you look bad" is to a large deal just you being incredibly paranoid and self centered which led to you misinterpreting everything again and again (and I have already proven that you did this in the past). You think that I'm trying to lie away what I've done to you/rocky, when its the complete opposite, but even if you would realize this you'd never admit it because this internet ego thing of yours is the so ****ing important to you

also, at the ban stuff. are you serious with your first sentence?your intentions are stupidly clear.

and if you didn't know, that "Ban" thing im guessing you and rocky tried to apply is complete bull**** that will never go through in a million years.

anyway I'm done, this is not going anywhere and you're just gonna repeat yourself AGAIN.
this is probably gonna be replied to with you hating on me even more and trying to twist what I've said, but whatever.
 

MikeHaggarTHAKJB

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You still have no explanation for all of the lies I've pointed out. It speaks for itself.

And if I'm so bad as you try to claim I am, why did you team with Zoler at G2? At the time I was better then him.

And by the way, I originally didn't realize what you said to me on fb where lies, it was when I looked it through with armada and analyzed it that we came to that conclusion. Dat paranoia.

Speaking of paranoia:
"and if you didn't know, that "Ban" thing im guessing you and rocky tried to apply is complete bull**** that will never go through in a million years."

Oh, and you thinking the ban has no chance of going through is extremly naive. It wasn't even my idea, and when it was originally brought up I was against it.
 
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