Melee Drinking Game

[mhenlo]

My friends made up a melee drinking game
You have to take a shot whenever you

-Miss a rest
-Get 4 Stocked/JV4
-Get timed out
-Kill your teammate
-Steal a life from your teammate

Get hit by
-Falcon Punch
-Warlock Punch
-Ganon's Uptilt
-Peach's Side B
-G&W #9 Side B
-Roy/Marth's Fully charged B

Get killed by
-Your own projectile
-Tippered Upsmash
-Missfire
-Off Stage Rest
-YL fiery Dair

Any suggestions to add/remove?
we had when ever you get 0 to deathed but we ended up drinking way to fast

 

[Comrade]

Let me tell you the story of me and R&B.

We invented a melee drinking game. "It's brilliant," we said. The basic idea was that we wanted to implement our own handicap. With that in mind, whoever won the match had to take a number of shots of cheap-*** vodka equal to the number of stocks they had left.

So the basic idea was that if someone was winning, they would eventually get so drunk that the other guys would start winning, and vice versa.

Well, about 5 or 6 shots in, I 4-stocked R&B. . . So we filled a small pewter cup with about 5 shots worth of vodka and I downed it. Like a man. And then R&B did the same. We weren't absolutely hammered or anything, but it was enough to knock us on our ***.

Well, it would have all been fine and dandy, but then a friend came in and asked us if we wanted to smoke. . . We smoked an ungodly amount.

Long story short, the night didn't end well. Moral of the story? Don't do drugs and smash, kids. Wait. No. The moral is go do it. Tonight.

 

[Planet Piss]

I think the rules aren't general enough. You should make situations that apply to all characters. If you were playing Zelda dittos, no one would get even so much as buzzed.

 

[Walt]

so far the best drinking I've had when playing smash is "drink a while lot then play melee. then do it while playing melee"

I also did this back in the days of WoW arena servers. drunk arena is hilarious.

 

[Pi]

well i think u'd have to be pretty wasted to be playing zelda dittos

 

[crush]

this sounds cool cant wait to try this when i get home from work

 

[PEEF!]

Watch my stream, drink as we drink or pick a winner and drink if they lose. Seems to work for my viewers haha.


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[MuD]

Drinking game me and my friends starting playing years ago. Rules are simple:

If you die, you drink.
If you get a kill, you drink.
Shines, Meteors, Spikes, Rest are 2 drinks for the person who dies.
Falcon Punch, Warlock Punch, and Ganon`s axe kick are 3 drinks.

Set it to 5 minute time match and watch the beer disappear.

 

[kevo]

We keep it simple. If you take a stock, you take a drink. Then if you lose a match, you take a drink.

First time I did this, we used shots. I won the match with 1 stock left, so my opponent and I drank the most theoretically possible (8 shots between us). We played two or three matches and since Melee doesn't take that long we drank a lot in a short amount of time.

20-30 minutes later it hit like a sledgehammer and I went to lie down. When I woke up it was 11am rofl.

 

[Sinji]

If you miss a tech chase you have to take a shot.

Best to get better

 

[LittleBoyLarry]

how bout just take a drink every time you get hit and get a hit.

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

me and my friends do a very simple one. If you win you drink

The idea is that sooner or later the winner will start to lose b/c that person is drunk

 

[Jonas]

Lose a stock

take a shot

 

[DerfMidWest]

lose a stock to Pichu

 

[Pi]

if you get baited you drink
if your roll gets punished, you drink (even if you didn't mean it, l2tech skill)
if you miss a sweet spot, you drink, unless you tech, then ur ok, but on thin ice
if ur DJing gets punished, you drink
if your wavelands on platforms get punished, you drink
if your spot dodges get punished, you drink
if you get shield grabbed, you drink
if you get 3 stocked, you drink


if you break a shield, you have a 1 drink amnesty
when you win a match, 1 drink amnesty
3 stock your opponent or more, 1 drink amnesty (to be combined with the above for a total of 2)
pull some sick **** combo, 1 drink amnesty
win a match vs. your opponents main as ur non main, 1 drink amnesty

 

[Mr Postman]

this sounds cool cant wait to try this when i get home from work

I laughed at a post from crush...

 

[Lovage]

my fav melee drinking game is called drink a lot then play sum melee then keep drinking while u play melee

 

[Vouge]

Puff's rest should be half a shot.

 

[darkoblivion12]

I just play winner takes a shot. Can get you messed up pretty good.

 

[toiletduck]

We always play free for all 4 player. Loss of a stock is a drink. If you win, give out 5. If you go out first take 5. **** a handicap.

 

[Bing]

I'd just have it so whenever you lost a stock, take a shot
die via falcon/Warlock Punch or #9 G&W(but who plays g&w?) or a few various other things, take 2 shots.

Purpose of drinking games = get drunk fast, then make poor decisions.

 

[Bing]

my fav melee drinking game is called drink a lot then play sum melee then keep drinking while u play melee

I wish smash boards had a "like" button.

 

[N64]

Dmac and I did auto-handicap drinking melee. Set handicaps to auto. Drink if you lose.

Whoever loses gets progressively more drunk, but autohandicap quickly overcompensates for this, making it pretty easy to win as long as you're conscious. Also being relatively drunk and trying to win as Pichu vs Ganon when there's a 6-point handicap difference on Yoshis is incredibly amusing.

Also makes for fast matches, which means more drinking! yay!

 

[Fuss]

my fav melee drinking game is called drink a lot then play sum melee then keep drinking while u play melee

That's the best drinking game