Melee Cuteness Tier List

[BTmoney]

Mewtwo at #7? that ni66a ugly as hell lmao.

Marth is as pretty as all of creation, he should be #1.

 

[WELM]

I agree with the list by Chocokirby. This got me thinking about other weird lists, such as: best gingers, hairiest, funniest, most awkward, greatest lifespan, most mainstream, oldest-to-youngest, most humble, biggest eyes, most learned, most epic....

 

[smashmachine]

Bowser
Captain Falcon (He's so manly that his manliness circles back around and becomes cuteness)
Everyone else

That aside, how is Marth below Roy? Behind Peach and Zelda (Samus, maybe, but in Melee she's really just a giant heap of space metal), he's the most attractive girl in the game. Whether or not he is actually a girl is irrelevant. Since there's no way in the game to check his primary sex organ, it's a case of Schrodinger's Cat, where both him being a guy, and him being a girl can be considered true. Therefore, Marth is a cute girl.

Schrodinger's Marth
believe

 

[Chocokirby]

Kirby ain't cute. He's handsome as ****. My knees get weak around him.

Other than that, right-facing Pichu taunt is confirmed cutest.

Kirby is cute in my opinion, but how can you not find him cute? Whatever...

 

[Upke]

 

[Dr. Poopoo]

how the **** is Bowser cuter than Zelda?!?!!?!

 

[Bones0]

"Check out the booty on the Falcon."

 

[crush]

Pika should be first because of slow walking animation . Then marth then peach.

 

[The Star King]

Anyone who played/plays 64 can't say Kirby is cute. Pichu for #1 by far. His little standing dance is outstanding.

64 player reporting in. Kirby is still the cutest character.

 

[s l e e p y]

I think Kirby is adorable, so is Ness, I just think others are cuter (and not just because they're animals) I know you have that opinion, but, I think it's mean to say everyone else is awful. I think that many are cute and some aren't, but you don't have to say everyone else is ugly, even if it's what you think. Anyway, thank you for commenting and letting me know, but I think Kirby rocks. That's what I think. (Pichu is cute, but I use Kirby)

i was kidding friend, there are other cute characters...but look at ness. can you say OP?

 

[Upke]

There's a surprising amount of salt in a thread such as this. This may call for a cuteness tournament.

 

[Chocokirby]

64 player reporting in. Kirby is still the cutest character.

Oh ya!

 

[BTmoney]

Cute battle @ evo imo

 

[N1c2k3]

I've dreamed for this moment for eons: at the top of a legitimate tier list.



*sticky for all eternity*

 

[LLDL]

mewtwo is ugly as **** lol

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

mewtwo is ugly as **** lol

Well **** you too!

 

[TheKittyloaf]

how are peach, zelda and roy not qtpies? also, mango's falcon has a nice butt according to HMW and phil.

 

[Upke]

Look at my avatar and tell me Zelda isn't maximum qt.

 

[RockinRudy]

Well **** you too!

Yus....​

Back to the old profile picture.​

 

[Doctor Pink]

Doc's Fair is cuter than a box of newborn Kittens. Get at me.

 

[The Star King]

Look at my avatar and tell me Zelda isn't maximum qt.

That's Brawl Zelda tho

 

[UberMadman]

Mewtwo's cuter than Ness? This is why other fighter communities don't respect Smashboards - we don't take our cuteness tier lists seriously enough.

 

[Spiffykins]

Marth is basically the collective manifestation of every confusing wet dream of every bicurious boy ever.

don't ask me how I know this because it should be obvious

but anyway yeah he's pree kyoot

 

[choknater]

peach all day

 

[TerryJ]

Marth is basically the collective manifestation of every confusing wet dream of every bicurious boy ever.

don't ask me how I know this because it should be obvious

but anyway yeah he's pree kyoot

Ow my sides, stop doing that.

 

[SacaSuMoto]

this thread is ****

mods are away

 

[chenjesu]

pikachu launched one of the most successful franchises of the world, he was so cute.

 

[Windrose]

is this the new fashion tier list?

 

[Vale]

You're doing it all wrong!

SS Tier: Ganondorf, Bowser
S Tier: Pichu, Pikachu, Kirby, Jigglypuff
A Tier: Yoshi, Young Link, Ness, Ice Climbers
B Tier: G&W, Zelda & Peach (Tie), Marth, Roy, Falcon
C Tier: Samus, Link, Fox, DK, Luigi, Doc, Mario
2cool4cute: Shiek, Mewtwo, Falco

you're welcome

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

You're doing it all wrong!

SS Tier: Ganondorf, Bowser
S Tier: Pichu, Pikachu, Kirby, Jigglypuff
A Tier: Yoshi, Young Link, Ness, Ice Climbers
B Tier: G&W, Zelda & Peach (Tie), Marth, Roy, Falcon
C Tier: Samus, Link, Fox, DK, Luigi, Doc, Mario
2cool4cute: Shiek, Mewtwo, Falco

you're welcome

I approve of this list.

 

[Chaos_Blasta]

Cute tourneys?

Timed 2-minute matches, players will have to do their best to make their character seem as cute as possible during the match. Winner is decided by crowd.

 

[lordvaati]

^Pichu is Banned.