Melee Cuteness Tier List

[Chocokirby]

Super Smash Bros.​

Melee​

Hello! I’m telling you the tier list. And not that pointless tier list, about the strengths and all that nonsense. I base it on…​

CUTENESS!!!!!!​

(P.S., by cuteness, I mean, like, animal or baby cuteness)​

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/S Tier/
1) 1) Pichu
2) 2) Kirby
3) 3)Pikachu
/A Tier/
4) 4)Yoshi
5) 5) Jigglypuff
6) 6) Ice Climbers
7)7) Mewtwo
/B Tier/
8) 8) Young Link
9) 9)Ness
10)Donkey Kong
11) Bowser

/C Tier/

12) Fox
13) Falco
14) Dr. Mario
15) Luigi
16) Mario

/D Tier/
17) G&W
18) Peach
19) Zelda
20) Roy
21) Marth

/E Tier/
18) Link
19) Sheik
20) Samus
21) Falcon
22) Ganondorf

Thank You For Reading!!!!​

I know that some of the characters are really cute, but I thought others were cuter. Please comment, and please don’t be rude. This is just my opinion. Thanks! :D​

(By the way, I was kidding about that pointless tier list thing at the beginning!)​

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[Chaos_Blasta]

Irrelevant since Bowser isn't 1st.

 

[Hakkat]

Irrelevant since Bowser isn't 1st.

L O L

 

[Chocokirby]

I know Bowser is super cute, but I thought others were cuter. People think he's a monster, but he's part tortoise! (And they're awesome!)

 

[Hakkat]

I think Pika > Kirby IMO

 

[Chocokirby]

I think Pika > Kirby IMO

Listen here you wacko! I'm furious at your decision. They're only one space apart, and let's face it, Kirby < Everyone (except Pichu!)

 

[Hakkat]

Listen here you wacko! I'm furious at your decision. They're only one space apart, and let's face it, Kirby < Everyone (except Pichu!)

umad bro?



Pika > Kirbs

 

[pokemongeof]

What did I just read?

 

[Kaeon]

Crouching Jiggs for SS tier.

 

[lordvaati]

SS Tier: Kirby-Because Hats.

S Tier
Pichu
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Marth

A Tier
Yoshi
Peach
Ice Climbers
Ness

B Tier
Young Link
Luigi
Roy
Mr. Game & Watch

C Tier
Link
Sheik
Donkey Kong
Fox
Zelda


D Tier
Mario
Dr. Mario
Falco
Bowser
Samus
Captain Falcon
Mewtwo

Epic Sideburns Tier
Ganondorf

 

[Griffard]

Cute: Pokémon minus Mewtwo, Mario Bros, Bowser #1, Fox.
Not Cute: The rest

 

[AppleAppleAZ]

Marth is hella cute. Idk what you frauds are talking a boot.

 

[geno]

You forgot about Crazy Hand for top of S teir. Sorry, I have a thing for spastic hands...

 

[EPsilon933]

Pichu is obviously objectively the cutest character in Melee

 

[EpixAura]

Bowser
Captain Falcon (He's so manly that his manliness circles back around and becomes cuteness)
Everyone else

That aside, how is Marth below Roy? Behind Peach and Zelda (Samus, maybe, but in Melee she's really just a giant heap of space metal), he's the most attractive girl in the game. Whether or not he is actually a girl is irrelevant. Since there's no way in the game to check his primary sex organ, it's a case of Schrodinger's Cat, where both him being a guy, and him being a girl can be considered true. Therefore, Marth is a cute girl.

 

[MysteryRevengerson]

Jiggs
Pichu
Kirby
Pikachu
Ice Climbers
Yoshi
Young Link
Peach
Marth
Link
Game and Watch

The rest

 

[JKJ]

Pichu
Luigi
Jiggs
Pika
Kirby

/thread

 

[AXE 09]

Pikachu is absolutely adorable

 

[Chocokirby]

Cute: Pokémon minus Mewtwo, Mario Bros, Bowser #1, Fox.
Not Cute: The rest

What about Kirby?

 

[Chocokirby]

Bowser
Captain Falcon (He's so manly that his manliness circles back around and becomes cuteness)
Everyone else

That aside, how is Marth below Roy? Behind Peach and Zelda (Samus, maybe, but in Melee she's really just a giant heap of space metal), he's the most attractive girl in the game. Whether or not he is actually a girl is irrelevant. Since there's no way in the game to check his primary sex organ, it's a case of Schrodinger's Cat, where both him being a guy, and him being a girl can be considered true. Therefore, Marth is a cute girl.

Well, I meant animal or baby cuteness, not the other kind. Samus is female, because it's just a suit that makes her look male, but without it she looks female and is. I didn't really care whether Marth was ahead of Roy, because it wasn't people cuteness (besides babies) and it was kind of awkward to do that. Bowser is cute, I just liked others more. Anyway, that's just my opinion, but I was only talking about animal or baby cuteness, but you can think of it the other way. It's not like my opinion is the best one.

 

[Massive]

Pretty in Pink Samus for A tier.

Get this ice climber crap out of there.

 

[kd-]

that ChocoBlanka style

 

[TerryJ]

Marth has a Tiara. It doesn't get more cute than that.

/thread

 

[Hakkat]

Pikachu is absolutely adorable

I liked your comment

So true

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

Ganon's jab is pretty cute.

 

[Captain Smuckers]

everybody is sleepin on falcon

dude is mad cute

 

[Sangoku]

Anyone who played/plays 64 can't say Kirby is cute. Pichu for #1 by far. His little standing dance is outstanding.

 

[rawrimamonster]

Cutest thread on smashboards atm...

captain falcon is cutest








nohomo

 

[Chocokirby]

Marth has a Tiara. It doesn't get more cute than that.

/thread

He has a crown, and this is animal or baby cuteness. (not meaning just because they're an animal means they're up high) I don't base it the other way, and Kirby is awesome! I personally don't find Marth, "cute"

 

[TerryJ]

He has a crown, and this is animal or baby cuteness. (not meaning just because they're an animal means they're up high) I don't base it the other way, and Kirby is awesome! I personally don't find Marth, "cute"

Kirby is neither a baby or animal. It's a Kirby.

Marth > All when it comes to being cute. NOT EVEN PEACH CAN STAND UP TO HIM! Why do you think she always loses to him.

 

[s l e e p y]

SS tier: Ness

Boo-tier: everybody else

seriously, have you guys seen his dash dance? his giant bobbly head makes him irresistible (especially when he gets a u-air on somebody, BLAM) and the way he pronounces everything unintelligibly... <3 aww.jpg

 

[Chocokirby]

Kirby is neither a baby or animal. It's a Kirby.

Marth > All when it comes to being cute. NOT EVEN PEACH CAN STAND UP TO HIM! Why do you think she always loses to him.

I don't think Marth is cute. That's my opinion. I think he's just a prince, nothing more or less. (and i don't find princes cute) I don't find Peach cute either. That's just what I think. And I didn't mean only animals or babies, I meant in that area (as in, no hot cuteness) And Kirby is not a Kirby, he's a puffball

 

[Chocokirby]

SS tier: Ness

Boo-tier: everybody else

seriously, have you guys seen his dash dance? his giant bobbly head makes him irresistible (especially when he gets a u-air on somebody, BLAM) and the way he pronounces everything unintelligibly... <3 aww.jpg

I think Kirby is adorable, so is Ness, I just think others are cuter (and not just because they're animals) I know you have that opinion, but, I think it's mean to say everyone else is awful. I think that many are cute and some aren't, but you don't have to say everyone else is ugly, even if it's what you think. Anyway, thank you for commenting and letting me know, but I think Kirby rocks. That's what I think. (Pichu is cute, but I use Kirby)

 

[Upke]

Kirby ain't cute. He's handsome as ****. My knees get weak around him.

Other than that, right-facing Pichu taunt is confirmed cutest.

 

[SpiderMad]

Other than that, right-facing Pichu taunt is confirmed cutest.

Who made that Zelda icon in your signature? Did they happen to make that style of drawing for any other characters?

 

[Upke]

I made it, and no I haven't (though I plan to). The style is "minimalism" if you wanna google it and try to find any.

 

[R2_GP]

dafuc is this!?.................... dat Roy though <3

 

[SpiderMad]

I made it, and no I haven't (though I plan to). The style is "minimalism" if you wanna google it and try to find any.

Could you walk me through your specific technique, for say if I wanted to do it for Diddy Kong/Ike/Pit. You use PS CS 6 right?

 

[Double Helix]

Marth is definitely the cutest princess of all time! Marth is number one on this tier list. Followed by pichu. Then falcon. American Kirby < Japanese Kirby. Seriously...why did American Kirby get angry eyebrows?

 

[Upke]

Could you walk me through your specific technique, for say if I wanted to do it for Diddy Kong/Ike/Pit. You use PS CS 6 right?

There was a tutorial for it somewhere, but I forgot where it was. Basically, just open an image of your choosing in Illustrator (yes, I use CS6), set it to 50% opacity and lock it. Then create a new layer above it and use the pen tool to draw vectors directly on top of the image. You can obviously choose the amount of detail you want in the vector art. Mine's actually really sloppy, but it was my first one, so I hope the next ones I'll make will be much better.

Here's the full image for comparison: http://i.imgur.com/ztUBLET.png