Marthpwnzer: A Boy, a Legend, a God

[LooksLikePit]

There's this incredible marth player. We grew up together and at one point we were on the same level, but soon he started getting really good really fast. Soon he was so good I couldn't hope to keep up. He was the coolest guy; he raved, he dj'ed, he smashed, he was a philosopher. He had it all. I haven't seen or talked to him lately, but he's probably out doing great things, excelling beyond comprehension.

 

[Tee ay eye]

You forgot the part where he 12-0'd JFox for 3000 dollars with all of East Coast watching

 

[JDM]

Teach me light show master.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

hey he ***** at Maplestory and Gunz too

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

He also makes Jason whimper like a puppy. =O

 

[Lovage]

the sMoke2jointz vs. marthpwnzer Gunz conflict was one of my favorite smashboard dramas

 

[JTB]

He can speak French in Russian.

 

[debaser]

the sMoke2jointz vs. marthpwnzer Gunz conflict was one of my favorite smashboard dramas

yeah that was great.

I really wish he posted more, because the ensuing trash-fests are just too good

 

[embracethe12]

i was excited that this was going to be a hilarious read
i clicked through all the tabs and made sure this was the last one
after exiting out each one, i came to this

a thread with this title should have had a much better op

not impressed

 

[Deleted member]

I really thought he would be good and kick my ***

I should've known better

 

[Eminent]

Cool story bro.

Funny I have done all of those things posted for some amount of time, not always well. I don't care what you say sheridan because you try way to hard. You should also add that I made you cry because you tried so hard to impress some 8th grader, you liked a ******** girl, and got dropped by her (Not even joking) :[

You have done nothing in your 3 years in high school except (1) make half of the people you hanged out with pissed with your "Desu, im a *** am i cool yet" ****. (2) Go to 0 school dances or activities with a girl (Hanging with a ******** girl doesn't count; neither does hella ugly)
(3) Try to act cool, but fail and get known as that weird kid who does origami.

Sheridan stop trying :[[[[[[






And at S2J i used the low tier of GunZ (Dagger) lost 11-10., then you dodged when I said i would go with sword. (Rematch)

Also sheridan, you talk a lot of **** on the boards. Want to square up, or will you run home like the last time you wanted to "fight" me at my house. LOL

 

[Deleted member]

you didn't lose 11-10

you lost 5-2 in "score" and 5-3 in points if you disclude the tie

and you had cash armor and you were dumb enough to use a dagger even though there are good dagger players out there

 

[Eminent]

Um no there are no good dagger users, The premiums still were no good, since i was lv 6. I will play you right now if you want :]

5-3? I knew I lost by like 1 or 2, but hell who does a 1v1 to 5? lol, i must of been hella scrub.

Rematch? Or you going to dodge
/QQ

 

[The Greater Leon]

it all makes sense now

sheridan + origami

thanks MarthPwnzer- jfox

 

[Deleted member]

you weren't level 6

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1824/gunz2009062816131510.png

if you consider the tie its 5-2 , if you don't consider the tie the score is 5-3

you were using some level 10~ cash armor which gives you a distinct advantage against me who used level 10 non cash armors


i'm also not interested in rematching a ****** who says 50 dollar money match with jkun but won't show up lol


dagger isn't low tier either

kodachis are

 

[Lovage]

haha i love when marthpwnzer lies

 

[SuperRad]

i want an encounter with marth pwnzer

nothing sexual

 

[Fabian]

He can speak French in Russian.

i enjoyed this post ryan

 

[DJMirror]

MM me for $100

$50 or nothing :]

oh so you dont want to mm me for a hundred? saying i'm acting on tough? wow i'm pretty sure you are going to chicken out on our mm then

in this case i'll raise our bet to 200 big ones


step it up


marthpwned

still up for that $50 MM cuz i think that way too low, MM me for $100

no **** that ****

MM me for $200 dollars

 

[ender]

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