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Smash Champion
So, TRC and Don Hudson (that's me!) were just hangin' out, looking baller status as usual, and ... we stumble upon something crazy. Very crazy. So crazy that we almost didn't want to spread the word... but we saw it as our duty, and we did.
MarsFool!, the smasher... is none other than... FOX MCCLOUD! Yes, I know, you're surprised. We were as well. But we began to piece this mystery together, and now it all makes sense.
Too much sense.
Please... look at these two pictures, and tell me what you see?
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Can you see it? ...Can you... feel it? It's the power of Victory McWin flowing through your veins. That's Marsfool. He lives in you. He lives in me. He is above us all. This mother ****er is top tier and didn't tell anyone. I'm not impressed.
Okay, I'm bull****ting. I'm thoroughly impressed, Mr. McCloud. But how did he hide this secret for so long? Well, it all dates back to when most of us were little snotnoses playing the first Super Smash Brothers game.
Think back, when you first played the game.. did you read the manual? Hell no, you saw Pikachu, Link and Mario and you just turned it on and started playing. The only clue he left behind was in the manual. The picture of Fox, is actually a picture of him from the future. How he did it? I do not know.
But what I DO know, is that he meant for us to find him out, so he could take us into the past to meet our former selves. The purpose? So we can fourstock the little ****ty kid versions of ourselves in Melee.
What a ****ing champion. What a ****ing champ.
The only mystery is how he traveled through time. MarsFool, we need to know. Spill it.
MarsFool!, the smasher... is none other than... FOX MCCLOUD! Yes, I know, you're surprised. We were as well. But we began to piece this mystery together, and now it all makes sense.
Too much sense.
Please... look at these two pictures, and tell me what you see?
vs
Can you see it? ...Can you... feel it? It's the power of Victory McWin flowing through your veins. That's Marsfool. He lives in you. He lives in me. He is above us all. This mother ****er is top tier and didn't tell anyone. I'm not impressed.
Okay, I'm bull****ting. I'm thoroughly impressed, Mr. McCloud. But how did he hide this secret for so long? Well, it all dates back to when most of us were little snotnoses playing the first Super Smash Brothers game.
Think back, when you first played the game.. did you read the manual? Hell no, you saw Pikachu, Link and Mario and you just turned it on and started playing. The only clue he left behind was in the manual. The picture of Fox, is actually a picture of him from the future. How he did it? I do not know.
But what I DO know, is that he meant for us to find him out, so he could take us into the past to meet our former selves. The purpose? So we can fourstock the little ****ty kid versions of ourselves in Melee.
What a ****ing champion. What a ****ing champ.
The only mystery is how he traveled through time. MarsFool, we need to know. Spill it.
