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Zombieoficer

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Captain Falcon, Pikachu, and Mr. Game & Watch walk into a bar.

Captain Falcon continues to falcon laugh at the other two as he falcon walks into a falcon pole.

...IDK.
 

Phantomwake

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Sooooo when ever snake gets a metal box, I mention a certain video game that snake is in, and it is not Brawl.
 

Marie_54

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Captain Falcon, Pikachu, and Mr. Game & Watch walk into a bar.

Captain Falcon continues to falcon laugh at the other two as he falcon walks into a falcon pole.

...IDK.

Wow that actually made me lol, you Sir win an imaginary muffin'.

and whoever said I Pikachu and you Squirtle...


No pun intendod.
 

Yaya

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SNAAAKE! SNAAAAKE! Ohhhh, It's a Snaaaaake!

Followed by Fox: It's a badger, badger, badger, badger...
 

Scott!

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I often like to play Marth. I like to think I play Fair-ly, though my opponents usually only see the Tip of what I can do.

My friend plays Yoshi. He likes to egg me on.

When I play Zelda, there's always quite a Din.

I fought a good Mario the other day. I was winning in the beginning, but his capers led to quite a turn-around.

What is the force behind one of Jigglypuff's punches? A pound.

Ivysaur didn't grow up in the best of neighborhoods. From what I've heard, it was pretty seedy.

I tried playing Diddy, but I didn't find him very a-peel-ing.

Fighting as Peach is risky, because you never know what will turn up.

I was shocked to find that Pikachu was back.

...and I'll stop myself there, or things will just get worse.
 

TheSMASHtyke

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What did player 2 say after he was 4-0ed?

"Help, I've been R.O.B.bed"

Who has the best *** in the game?

JigglyButt

Who was piccked on in highschool?

Ganondork

(Someone's probably already posted this) What does Zero Suit Falcon (not the user) say in his side and down taunt?

Show me ya boobs. Cloths on!
 

smallmalf

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What did player 2 say after he was 4-0ed?

"Help, I've been R.O.B.bed"

Who has the best *** in the game?

JigglyButt

Who was piccked on in highschool?

Ganondork

(Someone's probably already posted this) What does Zero Suit Falcon (not the user) say in his side and down taunt?

Show me ya boobs. Cloths on!

those are pretty good
 

plasmawisp6633

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Snake + Metal Box = Better Metal Snake (Dethklok anyone?)

What's Jello made out of?
-Jigglystuff

...and that's all i got for now
 

SirKibble

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Best bad pun I've had while playing:

I and four others were all playing as Samus. I being the only one who both knew how to start as Zero Suit and wanted to, I did. Well, finally, a Smash Ball came, I got it, and used it. And it being late at night, I could hardly resist...

"Hey guys, look! Now I'm the Samus you!"
 
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