Most disappointing thing of the night: Not being able to get a replay of Game 3 vs. TBird and Cocksock. The most shining of Mario moments.
I suppose I'll do shoutouts.
Super's Sexy Shoutouts
Project Melee $5 (aka The Good Smash Game)
1: SuperTH
$24 - Scrub, using Sonic and Sheik. Wait until 2.5 and you'll lose hard!
2: Jawsome
$12 - I hate fighting Link so haaaard. You're pretty good, though, definitely strong with the projectile traps and movestrings. Sad that Link's recovery is still such balls. Learn to Tether!
3: Robjoe
$4 - If you were playing like you were the rest of the night, I should think you'd have placed 2nd, easy.
4: Flan
- That choke! Learn to calm your nerves during a match. I've played you and you're better than this. You don't need a stage to claim victory over your opponent.
5: Zulu
- Needs more Quick Draw.
5: fZk
- GGs, you have a fancy as hell Lucas.
7: Root
- You may claim to have a fancier Sheik, but you can't forget to space and punish!
7: L_Cancel
- Yoooooooooooooo.
Brawl Doubles $10 per team
1: L_Cancel + fZk $35
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- fZK, it was so kind of you to carry LCancel on your back like that. Real team player.
2: Lordhelmet + DRDN $15
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- Needed more Falcon, less bats.
3: Robjoe + SuperTH
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- We forgot how to play this game.
4: CockSock + TBird
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- That comeback will always be legendary in my eyes. I'm so sorry you had to be on the receiving end of it.
5: Jawsome + Zulu
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- Now you've learned, Zulu, that teaming with Jawsome is always a bad idea. I speak from experience.
Brawl Singles $5
1: L_Cancel
($30) - More like Oli playing LCancel. Nah man, I kid. You're downright chill and it was amusing talking to you. I just wish we knew whose
laugh that was from upstairs.
2: Lordhelmet
($15) - Sold your soul to the bat. You used to be cool, man. Still, you're getting so much better, and with that Falcon DI your bat just won't die. Thanks for hosting the tournament, man, it was hella fun.
3: fZk
($5) - Solid Diddy. It was great fun playing with you in Brawl/P:M, and hope we meet again.
4: SuperTH
- What are you doing playing this game. You're Mario and that's awful. Go home scrub.
5: Jawsome
- Keep running into reverse, fully charged USmashes. It'll work someday. I promise.
5: TBird
- Talk about night and day difference from when I fought you last time. If it weren't for my ever expanding matchup experience against Snake, I fear you may have got me good. Keep improving, you've got something solid going.
7: DRDN :random: - Random is a cruel mistress.
7: Robjoe
- A bit out of practice, aren't we? If you're feeling rusty, go MK. It'll work out eventually.
9: CockSock
- Delfino is jaaaank.
You've got a good ZSS going, just be careful around opponents who have reflectors. They can put a huge damper on your plans and get an early kill if you're careless with the suit pieces.
9: Vox
- Ggs, man. You started to make me regret sandbagging in our friendlies. Careful with your Smashes, though! You'll stale 'em out.
13: Josh
- Hard battles for you, man. I did not want to fight your Fox with Mario. Keep coming out and playing, though. You'll get better.
Shoutouts to my seven year old pants for falling apart among so much testosterone. I'm glad I was doubling up with pajamas.
Shoutouts to Tech for bailing for a job interview.
Shoutouts to the Muskegon Project M scene for not showing up without reason. Mad salty I couldn't take your money.