BoZ94
Smash Rookie
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Okay, so this is something I've been ranting on about on soo many site for a long time now..
Have you ever went to basic brawl, possibly because you're buddies weren't on, and got into a group where the people don't want to actually fight, but just stand there and duck all day?
Yeah, the one where, if you don't duck with them, they automatically attack you, (3v1), and make you look like a f--ing fool?
If you have been through them, I feel the pain. :/
So, with the up-rise of all these newer brawlers coming, possibly the brawler-boom of 2010, most of them are real n00bz to the game.
Now, I won't lie, I wouldn't consider myself a pro, but I'm no hand-me-down brawler. D:
So, I've been going on basic brawl lately, just to get rid of the boredom, and I keep getting these people..
What's really annoying with them is that they like to choose "Temple" all the freakin' time.. They go after the brawler who doesn't fight them, yet doesn't duck to them, etc.
Heck, let me describe you one of the many situations I've been through, lately.
Okay, so here's the group:
Sonic (Me)
Zelda (P2)
Wario (P3)
T. Link (P4)
Now, knowing that this is a friendly group, you INSTANTLY know that T. Link and Zelda are going to be a pair. :/
"Oh look! A Zelda! I'm such a desperate boy, I'm gonna go wu here before any of these f--ing players try to change their characters into a Link! *jizzes himself*"
(They automatically think: "XD, A ZELDA/PEACH! THEY MUST BE A GAMER GIRL!"
...
Or.
"WOW, THAT PERSON BEGAN AS ZSS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH! AUTOMATIC GAMER GIRL!")
People these days..
Makes me wish we could use a WiiSpeak on brawl. xD
So, anyways, they became buddies REAL quick, attempting their clean version of s-x, Nintendo - style, and etc.
The Wario dude kept going to the end of the stage, (towards the right), and spammed his bike move.
As for me, I wasn't doing a thing. I was mad at myself for getting this group.
Oh, and my WIFI is SOO SLOW, so exiting the group, and trying to get another, would be a 20 year progress to me. :/
Then sudden death came, and I used Sonic's glitch and home attack'd on a spot where he would stay up forever, never landing, away from the bombs, etc.
Wario SD'd himself. F--ing n00bs..
Zelda and T. Link were in the little cave, taunting and ducking.
So as I was doing my thing, T. Link finally got hit by a bomb, and died a slow and painful death. >=D
Zelda, being alone, wanted to die so she could make the game end..
But wait!
There's a Sonic, at the far right, glitching himself to victory! Oh what can we do!?
Hahaha, let's red ball the s--t out of him! >=D
*I don't know what that move of Zelda's is called, but it's her side-B move.*
So she goes to the very bottom of the stage, where that little piece of floor is randomly at, and starts throwing her red bawlz at me! D:
I re-act, trying to avoid them, but when I get on the stage...
*BOOM*
A f--ing bomb just magically appears, killing me.
Then Zelda makes a quick taunt, goes to her victory, and etc.
I'm thinking:
WAIT A FREAKIN' SECOND, SHE WAS ATTACKING ME! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO ATTACK HER!
*Next round!*
I immediately go after her and throw my pro-moves on her n00by arse!
...
WTF?
Why is T. Link and Wario trying to kill me!?
I wonder why...?
xD
So they 3v1 me, eventually making me ragequit..
Three complete n00bz.. Take over me..
It's enough to make anyone cry, even though it's just a freakin' game.
What do I do about it, to relieve my anger?
Wario Man hack. :D
Go out there, got a new group:
Wario Man (Me)
Peach (P3)
Ike (P2)
Wolf (P4)
Oh, sweet irony.. xD
They were all buddies, as usual..
*Even though I thought Wolf would be the bad guy in this situation.*
So what did little BoZ do with his little Wario Man?
I was being nice, helping them out, being all buddy-buddy....
NAHHH!
I KO'd all their arse's! >=D
Made me feel so good.
Peach was trying to get everyone to think:
HEY GHUYSZ, THIS DUDE ISN'T EVER GOING TO BE A BUDDY, QUIT DUCKING TO HIM, WE ALL IS GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!
They all eventually left..
I got DC'd..
Oh lookie.. Nintendo banned me from the servers..
*crys*
I call Nintendo, tell them the whole situation..
What did I get?
"You-you aren't allowed to be modifying anything that we make-a! You can't-a do that! We really hate you American's modifying our games.. (Oh really? It's just the American's?) We will lift-a your ban in a week-a... Do it again, and we'll ban you.. FOREVAH-A!!!
I hung up on them.
Change'd my IP address, got the ban lift'd.
(I thought they banned the Wii's MAC address?)
So, the WHOLE morale of this long blog, I guess, would be this..
And if you're.. American.. You better pay close attention.. xD
If you get a group like the one I got, LEAVE!
Because the anger you'll get from it all will either having you:
A: Breaking your Wii/Wii-Mote..
B: Hacking to win. (My choice of action.)
Unless you are the kind who can say: WHO GIVES A FLYING F--K, BOZ! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM WINNING, WHAT YOU DID WAS JUST STUPID AS H--L!
Yah, I know, but I retaliate differently than most. :D
For those who have brawled me.. You know how mad I'll get..
This one girl said:
"Aww, BoZ.. You getting so mad is.. Just soo cute!"
I facepalm'd. -___-
But seriously, have you had any of these groups?
AREN'T THEY JUST ANNOYING TO US PRO-BRAWLERS! D;
Unless you are the one's who buddy with these people..
Well..
Heck..
I shouldn't have been on B. Brawl in the first place..
Still..
My Sonic will never be the same. D;
And what really gets me is how people assume on the random brawls.
Zelda = Girl
Mario = Boy
I use'd a Peach one time.. And this Marth kept following me around and tried to.. Well...
It's just disturbing how people don't think about these little things, especailly when they overlook it with their testicles instead of their smarticles.. xDDD
Ugg..
Oh, and here's another funny thing.
If the user is a Peach/Zelda/ZSS, if you are a.. Sonic.. They must automatically think you're gay.
Because they don't try to go over to me and wu me, even though I don't want them too. xD
They look for Ike/Marth/etc.
Now if it was a 2v1, I'd do a lot better, but it's SOO hard with a 3v1.. T_T
If you read all of this, you deserve a cookie. :D
...
I have got to stop ranting on about stuff.. Dx
Okay, so this is something I've been ranting on about on soo many site for a long time now..
Have you ever went to basic brawl, possibly because you're buddies weren't on, and got into a group where the people don't want to actually fight, but just stand there and duck all day?
Yeah, the one where, if you don't duck with them, they automatically attack you, (3v1), and make you look like a f--ing fool?
If you have been through them, I feel the pain. :/
So, with the up-rise of all these newer brawlers coming, possibly the brawler-boom of 2010, most of them are real n00bz to the game.
Now, I won't lie, I wouldn't consider myself a pro, but I'm no hand-me-down brawler. D:
So, I've been going on basic brawl lately, just to get rid of the boredom, and I keep getting these people..
What's really annoying with them is that they like to choose "Temple" all the freakin' time.. They go after the brawler who doesn't fight them, yet doesn't duck to them, etc.
Heck, let me describe you one of the many situations I've been through, lately.
Okay, so here's the group:
Sonic (Me)
Zelda (P2)
Wario (P3)
T. Link (P4)
Now, knowing that this is a friendly group, you INSTANTLY know that T. Link and Zelda are going to be a pair. :/
"Oh look! A Zelda! I'm such a desperate boy, I'm gonna go wu here before any of these f--ing players try to change their characters into a Link! *jizzes himself*"
(They automatically think: "XD, A ZELDA/PEACH! THEY MUST BE A GAMER GIRL!"
...
Or.
"WOW, THAT PERSON BEGAN AS ZSS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH! AUTOMATIC GAMER GIRL!")
People these days..
Makes me wish we could use a WiiSpeak on brawl. xD
So, anyways, they became buddies REAL quick, attempting their clean version of s-x, Nintendo - style, and etc.
The Wario dude kept going to the end of the stage, (towards the right), and spammed his bike move.
As for me, I wasn't doing a thing. I was mad at myself for getting this group.
Oh, and my WIFI is SOO SLOW, so exiting the group, and trying to get another, would be a 20 year progress to me. :/
Then sudden death came, and I used Sonic's glitch and home attack'd on a spot where he would stay up forever, never landing, away from the bombs, etc.
Wario SD'd himself. F--ing n00bs..
Zelda and T. Link were in the little cave, taunting and ducking.
So as I was doing my thing, T. Link finally got hit by a bomb, and died a slow and painful death. >=D
Zelda, being alone, wanted to die so she could make the game end..
But wait!
There's a Sonic, at the far right, glitching himself to victory! Oh what can we do!?
Hahaha, let's red ball the s--t out of him! >=D
*I don't know what that move of Zelda's is called, but it's her side-B move.*
So she goes to the very bottom of the stage, where that little piece of floor is randomly at, and starts throwing her red bawlz at me! D:
I re-act, trying to avoid them, but when I get on the stage...
*BOOM*
A f--ing bomb just magically appears, killing me.
Then Zelda makes a quick taunt, goes to her victory, and etc.
I'm thinking:
WAIT A FREAKIN' SECOND, SHE WAS ATTACKING ME! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO ATTACK HER!
*Next round!*
I immediately go after her and throw my pro-moves on her n00by arse!
...
WTF?
Why is T. Link and Wario trying to kill me!?
I wonder why...?
xD
So they 3v1 me, eventually making me ragequit..
Three complete n00bz.. Take over me..
It's enough to make anyone cry, even though it's just a freakin' game.
What do I do about it, to relieve my anger?
Wario Man hack. :D
Go out there, got a new group:
Wario Man (Me)
Peach (P3)
Ike (P2)
Wolf (P4)
Oh, sweet irony.. xD
They were all buddies, as usual..
*Even though I thought Wolf would be the bad guy in this situation.*
So what did little BoZ do with his little Wario Man?
I was being nice, helping them out, being all buddy-buddy....
NAHHH!
I KO'd all their arse's! >=D
Made me feel so good.
Peach was trying to get everyone to think:
HEY GHUYSZ, THIS DUDE ISN'T EVER GOING TO BE A BUDDY, QUIT DUCKING TO HIM, WE ALL IS GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!
They all eventually left..
I got DC'd..
Oh lookie.. Nintendo banned me from the servers..
*crys*
I call Nintendo, tell them the whole situation..
What did I get?
"You-you aren't allowed to be modifying anything that we make-a! You can't-a do that! We really hate you American's modifying our games.. (Oh really? It's just the American's?) We will lift-a your ban in a week-a... Do it again, and we'll ban you.. FOREVAH-A!!!
I hung up on them.
Change'd my IP address, got the ban lift'd.
(I thought they banned the Wii's MAC address?)
So, the WHOLE morale of this long blog, I guess, would be this..
And if you're.. American.. You better pay close attention.. xD
If you get a group like the one I got, LEAVE!
Because the anger you'll get from it all will either having you:
A: Breaking your Wii/Wii-Mote..
B: Hacking to win. (My choice of action.)
Unless you are the kind who can say: WHO GIVES A FLYING F--K, BOZ! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM WINNING, WHAT YOU DID WAS JUST STUPID AS H--L!
Yah, I know, but I retaliate differently than most. :D
For those who have brawled me.. You know how mad I'll get..
This one girl said:
"Aww, BoZ.. You getting so mad is.. Just soo cute!"
I facepalm'd. -___-
But seriously, have you had any of these groups?
AREN'T THEY JUST ANNOYING TO US PRO-BRAWLERS! D;
Unless you are the one's who buddy with these people..
Well..
Heck..
I shouldn't have been on B. Brawl in the first place..
Still..
My Sonic will never be the same. D;
And what really gets me is how people assume on the random brawls.
Zelda = Girl
Mario = Boy
I use'd a Peach one time.. And this Marth kept following me around and tried to.. Well...
It's just disturbing how people don't think about these little things, especailly when they overlook it with their testicles instead of their smarticles.. xDDD
Ugg..
Oh, and here's another funny thing.
If the user is a Peach/Zelda/ZSS, if you are a.. Sonic.. They must automatically think you're gay.
Because they don't try to go over to me and wu me, even though I don't want them too. xD
They look for Ike/Marth/etc.
Now if it was a 2v1, I'd do a lot better, but it's SOO hard with a 3v1.. T_T
If you read all of this, you deserve a cookie. :D
...
I have got to stop ranting on about stuff.. Dx
