Its like snap, yo
Lemme lay it down fo' all yall gentiles and jews.
I be chillen in my hizzy, and all of a sudden
crazy sh*t starts to go down. I'm all up and
like "wha da fuh?".
But does that cover all my bases, really?
Nawww, I need other things to say, more
interesting and diversified.
I would refer ye biznotches to the ten
commandments, where it be written:
"Though shalt not take the name of the lord,
thine, in vain, and ****"
Well, yah, so first things first, as a bonda fide
athiest I should make a point of breaking that
fearlessl, yes?
Why stop there? Why not mock the crazy bible
thumpers as much as possible? Well, they say
that imitation is the most sincere form of
flattery, but I've always found parody the most
effective means of condescention. Ergo, I'm all
spouting christian **** right and left, and dog,
I do have an arsenal of it.
My passtime is to take christian ****, and throw
it back at christians? You ever read leviticus?
Man, that books crazy. Unfortunately, we're not
allowed to own canadians, though, only our own
nationality. Ah well, you win some, you lose some,
I suppose.
Anyhow, for you athiests: Keep in mind, them
fundies, they love quoten the scripture. Yessir,
they love their bible. Alot of times there entire
arguements, if they me be called that, are based
on scripture. Every athiest should have a king
james bible, just so he can look up the quoted
passages and make sure that they're not totally
out of context. Alot of times christians will
be all up and like "check it yo, verse whatever
means this" and you can look it up and be like,
"nawww *****, lookee here, in this context, it
means this"
So anyway, this is your friendly local athiest
signing off.