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[The Merc]

Unknown Hero, I think you're mistaking this for real life. This is the internet where everything we've said is recorded forever in the past few pages of this thread. You don't need to ask us what we're talking about, you can just go read it for yourself.

Can't be bother, I'm to lazy. Could you just tell me

Also, I just realized your initials are UH which makes me chortle.

We'll that is interesting! That is on of my most uses words. That or I'm..... Uh.....

The meaning of life. It resides in Shins shed.

Really?! Well what is it?!

You forgot to mention it's behind the ponies.

What ponies?! Does Shin have Epona locked up in there?

 

[link7]

Really?! Well what is it?!

The meaning of life is to have Uncle Shin smash my backside over and over with a spiked paddle. That's just me though.

 

[The Merc]

The meaning of life is to have Uncle Shin smash my backside over and over with a spiked paddle. That's just me though.

....... Well that's just stupid. I thought it was 43?

 

[skydogc]

What ponies?! Does Shin have Epona locked up in there?

Let me respond with some atmospheric music....

.....and an image you may or may not be all too familiar with.

 

[link7]

....... Well that's just stupid. I thought it was 43?

Slapping my ass with a paddle 43 times would be rather refreshing.

 

[Zelkam]

This conversation is hurting my brain

 

[The Merc]

Slapping my *** with a paddle 43 times would be rather refreshing.

...........

This conversation is hurting my brain

Same here

 

[link7]

Same here

You asked what was going on. I'm just telling it like it is.

 

[skydogc]

You asked what was going on. I'm just telling it like it is.

This is a good point. He did start this descent into madness that surprises nobody.

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

....... Well that's just stupid. I thought it was 43?

Fourty two.

Just be glad I caught this, and not Moo.

Slapping my *** with a paddle 43 times would be rather refreshing.

He says this now, but I'm thinking the tune changes at about three.

 

[PKBeam]

ugh you link mains are just weird

 

[Lawz.]

ugh you link mains are just weird

Well…yeah.

 

[link7]

He says this now, but I'm thinking the tune changes at about three.

You'll wear the Majoras Mask when you complete the deed, right?

ugh you link mains are just weird

Welcome to the Link boards. Excuse me while I slather my booty with baby oil.

 

[Lozjam]

ugh you link mains are just weird

What do you expect?! Link mains have to do deal with this every day!

Oh yeah, totally metaphorical for all the scrubs that come here.

 

[Lawz.]

I feel like someone asked this already but are there any other Link players going to Apex besides me?

 

[link7]

I feel like someone asked this already but are there any other Link players going to Apex besides me?

Nah, to far for me. Some day though. Some day.

 

[Elessar]

I feel like someone asked this already but are there any other Link players going to Apex besides me?

You're repping Link all the way, right?

@ Rizen take your mom to the doctor, and I hope all is well. Take care of her.

@ ShinTwist ScreamPaste Looks like @ link7 is toon link for you.

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

Of course he is, I'm ****ing immaculate.

Boy's thirsty, though. No subtlety, none at all.

 

[Elessar]

He needs to learn. He needs to be taught manners.

But how shall we go about it?

 

[Lawz.]

You're repping Link all the way, right?

@ Rizen take your mom to the doctor, and I hope all is well. Take care of her.

@ ShinTwist ScreamPaste Looks like @ link7 is toon link for you.

I most certainly will.

 

[Elessar]

I most certainly will.

You're my new hero Lawz.

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

I most certainly will.

Good ****, do work.

He needs to learn. He needs to be taught manners.

But how shall we go about it?

Well, it seems a paddlin' is out of the question. I could subject him to a MLP marathon Clockwork Orange style.

 

[Lozjam]

He needs to learn. He needs to be taught manners.

But how shall we go about it?

I think this is a good place to start

 

[Bomber7]

Too tired to keep up. Just wanted to say hello and im still alive. just busy and sleepy.

 

[skydogc]

I could subject him to a MLP marathon Clockwork Orange style.

Good Heaven man, there's sadism and then there's just plain 3rd world dictator cruelty.

Keep up the good work!

 

[Zane the pure]

Well he could just lock someone in the shed with nothing but viva pinata to play... on kinect!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[link7]

Well, it seems a paddlin' is out of the question. I could subject him to a MLP marathon Clockwork Orange style.

Already done it. Spike is favorite character.

He needs to learn. He needs to be taught manners.

But how shall we go about it?

I only respond to spankings.

 

[PKBeam]

ok so don't paddle him for a week

 

[skydogc]

ok so don't paddle him for a week

Now you're just being ridiculous.

 

[link7]

ok so don't paddle him for a week

That would be a terrible idea. I can't promise that I won't drop Link for Gay if I'm not spanked.

 

[Lozjam]

Hmmmm... Well perhaps spanking is just the thing he needs.... But it shouldn't be Shin to do it......
Hmmmmm..... What a conundrum...
Oh wait! I got it!
@ IsmaR
Come spank this naughty boy, @ link7 , he is starting to go Tink for Shin! Beat it out of him! You can probably borrow Shin's paddle if you act nicely.

 

[IsmaR]

Paddle? Is that like a kiddy-friendly flail?

 

[link7]

Paddle? Is that like a kiddy-friendly flail?

Have you SEEN Shins collection?

 

[Elessar]

That would be a terrible idea. I can't promise that I won't drop Link for Gay if I'm not spanked.

Tbh, looks as if you're there already kid. Also, it is your loss, not ours.

 

[PKBeam]

That would be a terrible idea. I can't promise that I won't drop Link for Gay if I'm not spanked.

for... what?
getting slapped on the bum by another guy is kind of gay already.

 

[Lozjam]

Paddle? Is that like a kiddy-friendly flail?

BAHAHAHAHA
The paddle that shin uses is one of the mightiest weapons. It comes equipped with flame throwers, swords, teddy bears, obsessed girls, ponies, bombs, tridents, boomerangs, insanity, and blood. Plus it's pink! At least, that's what the rumors say. I have never experienced the paddle, for I am a Gerudo brother to them.

 

[link7]

Tbh, looks as if you're there already kid. Also, it is your loss, not ours.

Like I stated, it won't happen if I'm paddled.

for... what?
getting slapped on the bum by another guy is kind of gay already.

I think you meant to say Toon Link.

 

[PKBeam]

well they're both Link.

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

ok so don't paddle him for a week

"Hurt me!", said the masochist.

"No.", said the Sadist.

I like your thinking.

BAHAHAHAHA
The paddle that shin uses is one of the mightiest weapons. It comes equipped with flame throwers, swords, teddy bears, obsessed girls, ponies, bombs, tridents, boomerangs, insanity, and blood. Plus it's pink! At least, that's what the rumors say. I have never experienced the paddle, for I am a Gerudo brother to them.

You left out the automated targetting system and capsaicin dispensers.

I think you meant to say Toon Link.

Oh ****, correcting his elders.

Get good, Ele.

well they're both Link.

No.

 

[Lozjam]

well they're both Link.

What nonsense is this?!
You are wrong!
One is Link, the other is Gay!
Did you fail to read the rules of this board?!

I am going to have fun squishing you under my boot, you little deku scrub!