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Admiral Pit

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For one, G~P's info blows, not like he ever was any use around here.

And well excuse me for the matches were so laggy that I couldn't even anticipate his generic stuff, and it's your fault I went into Frigate blindly instead of like Halberd. And idc what Diddy is, point is he needs to die. Now if you want me to take my anger out on you, and you know how nasty I can be, then I'll do that instead.
I'm really losing my patience about you and everyone else making fun of me for these things.
 

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Well I don't take ladder as seriously as you do, but my advice would be to not play anyone too far from your region as to decrease potential lag and if you're not sure about what counterpick then just go to a neutral. Smashville and BF are completely fine vs Diddy, same with Yoshi's.
 

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I'm only doing it to shut some idiots up, and to get my white font name that I was cheated out of because of that one Canadian Olimar who shall not be named lag boosting his way above me, just as I was hitting top 8 that is.
I use SV first by default, so I can't go back there after 1st game. I don't like BF much against certain chars for they just cower away to the top platform and keep jumping whenever I'm trying to stay at the ledge, at Pit's arrow blindspot. YI is self-explanatory being a Pit, and avoiding FD against that stupid monkey is just the best thing you can do. Probably would have won or at least not lose like that if I wasn't provoked so much to play on a laggy night.

W/e. Most of AIB are nothing but idiots that use top tiers as if they were steroids for their poor skills. And what's worse is that I can no longer scrooge under the stage as a means of recovering because of what I explained up there before, not to mention they got rid of my Brinstar. Way to limit Pit more, AIB...
I suppose learning to time out others on Castle is my next option.
 

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Without those top tiers around, your character would be one of the best and then people might view you as a no skill cheater.

Pit isn't even that bad. You are just like the 09 Falcon mains on aib whining about literally every single matchup. If you even tried to use a better character, I have no doubt this olimar and diddy would still outdo you with their poor skills.

I don't get how you still manage to stay mad about something when the regulars in this thread are already walking on eggshells for you.
 

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Don't ever compare me to those useless Falcon mains... And I'm staying true to Pit, but I guess you won't understand as you gave up on one of your characters I believe. And for the record, I've been here for about 4 years, so I am a regular to Brawl myself, offliner garbage not included, and glad I'm not.

I have high expectations, and I will do what I need to do within the requirements of getting said goal to get to those goals.
 

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I'm only doing it to shut some idiots up, and to get my white font name that I was cheated out of because of that one Canadian Olimar who shall not be named lag boosting his way above me, just as I was hitting top 8 that is.
I use SV first by default, so I can't go back there after 1st game. I don't like BF much against certain chars for they just cower away to the top platform and keep jumping whenever I'm trying to stay at the ledge, at Pit's arrow blindspot. YI is self-explanatory being a Pit, and avoiding FD against that stupid monkey is just the best thing you can do. Probably would have won or at least not lose like that if I wasn't provoked so much to play on a laggy night.
Don't just rule out a stage because it seems like you can't do certain things on them. You can always request to go back to smashville even if you won as long as your opponent is okay with it. The rule is they have the right to deny a stage that you won on. Battle field, you just have to practice it. When they are on the platforms is great for pit because we get uair/nair and even bair pressure. You don't need to be on the ledge if they are on the stage platforms. Yoshi's Island doesn't destroy Pit just because he can't fly under the stage anymore. The slants on the edges gives dtilt amazing range with it's already decent 6 frame hitbox. Also the platform is great for aircamping as well as pressure when they are above it and you are below it. Give neutrals a chance as they will always be your safest bet and least likely to screw you over. The ghosts can even save you at times if you're luckay. Banning FD against Diddy is fine, but it's not that bad if you play the matchup well and avoid bananas.

W/e. Most of AIB are nothing but idiots that use top tiers as if they were steroids for their poor skills. And what's worse is that I can no longer scrooge under the stage as a means of recovering because of what I explained up there before, not to mention they got rid of my Brinstar. Way to limit Pit more, AIB...
I suppose learning to time out others on Castle is my next option.
What the hell is with this mentality man? You don't have to have *** strategies to win, just outplay your opponent it is way more respectable. Accept the life of a midtier main and realize that top tiers are just better. If they were gone, like tesh says, and everyone mained a mid tier or lower then guess what, Pit would be top tier. Scrooging is a bad tactic, it's just stalling. Banning brinstar isn't limiting Pit, it's getting rid of a stupid and unplayable stage so people can hone their own skills instead of relying on stage gimmicks to beat people because that isn't advancing the character metagames.
 

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Revenge is what I want. Ain't playing on YI unless I find a stage that's worse than it.

Pft, my mind has ALWAYS been grudge-like against top tiers, keeping me from getting playoffs cash on 3 different occasions. I dropped Wario, D3, and ugly MK as secondaries ever since I learned about tier lists back in the 2009 days, and I'm glad I did. I don't respect top tiers, and I NEVER will! Even if I have one on my team (for got knows what if I do happen to do dubs), I won't respect it.
I only used the stupid scrooging to prevent being gimped by stupid cheap MK or something, but now because I was told I can't go under the stage anymore for any reason, it only annoys me even more that they're limiting my main even further. What next? Sharking on Delfino/Halberd will be banned?
Top tier mains are often jerks with big egos (Obviously a lot on AIB), and I feel just using a top tier is nothing more than steroids to help em. Being nice is overrated anyways, so that's also why I don't like being nice.
 

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Revenge is what I want. Ain't playing on YI unless I find a stage that's worse than it.

Pft, my mind has ALWAYS been grudge-like against top tiers, keeping me from getting playoffs cash on 3 different occasions. I dropped Wario, D3, and ugly MK as secondaries ever since I learned about tier lists back in the 2009 days, and I'm glad I did. I don't respect top tiers, and I NEVER will! Even if I have one on my team (for got knows what if I do happen to do dubs), I won't respect it.
I only used the stupid scrooging to prevent being gimped by stupid cheap MK or something, but now because I was told I can't go under the stage anymore for any reason, it only annoys me even more that they're limiting my main even further. What next? Sharking on Delfino/Halberd will be banned?
Top tier mains are often jerks with big egos (Obviously a lot on AIB), and I feel just using a top tier is nothing more than steroids to help em. Being nice is overrated anyways, so that's also why I don't like being nice.
its ok ap ppl just don't unserstand you

:phone:
 

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Yes, I'm noticing alot of AIB players are jerks with big egos...
 

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Now expecting me to be perfect... Being angry makes one temporarily blind thinking-wise. -.-
 

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Luckay how can you expect him to be perfect and not have contradictory statements?

You're a jerk Luckay! Just main a top-tier
 

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Sigh, and you're a bully too. Sometimes I wonder if I really do have friends, and I really mean it. I mean you make fun of me a lot, joking around with me in a bad way often, and such. I guess my life is really destined to be like this...
 

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Well when I look back at my left knee, that's all the negative I need to know pain, and there isnt much positive believe it or not.
 

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This is why I hate humor. Everyone takes things too far and makes fun of me., especially during serious moments. I have no need to laugh or smile. Whenever I try to open up, someone still makes fun of me, even when trying to be nice, same routine. So I ask why should I be nice when the same thing is just going to happen?
 

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This is why I hate humor. Everyone takes things too far and makes fun of me., especially during serious moments. I have no need to laugh or smile. Whenever I try to open up, someone still makes fun of me, even when trying to be nice, same routine. So I ask why should I be nice when the same thing is just going to happen?
Not making fun of you its an internet meme, you of all should know that

:phone:
 

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And it's one of the crappiest memes I ever heard and I would stab myself with a mechanical pencil if I ever said it once.
You just don't get it.
 

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Reminds me of family guy when they stabbed each other with pencils on that episode where they went to find the greatest joke of all time's birthplace.
 

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On an unrelated note to get away from emo Admiral Pit problems:

I played doubles with Tara last night and we ***** ****. Kirby and Pit team is so good. We also demolished whenever going double Pit, so many arrows O.o
 

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AP, now I don't know what happened in your life, but I will say this; no matter the circumstance you have to keep your head up and be hopeful. If you think noone else loves you, then just know that God looks at you w/ high esteem. I have to get bck to work but we arent finished.

:phone:
 

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Very Harsh marharba.

Having said that disliking humor is the path to depression which is probs why AP is so emotionally/socially damaged. Can't make excuses about your behaviour forever dude. Gotta help yourself.

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink"
 

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For one, G~P's info blows, not like he ever was any use around here.
I'm infinitely useful! for one I bring the much needed sex appeal to the table. And if you couldnt tell that I was joking on the highest calibur then there is no hope at all outsite of mental reconstruction surgery

Also, Allow me to sum up your posts on the last however many pages:


Did you take an arrow to the knee in dittos again?
What I was thinking initially, But somehow seeing it written by someone else makes it funnier

Very Harsh marharba.

Having said that disliking humor is the path to depression which is probs why AP is so emotionally/socially damaged. Can't make excuses about your behaviour forever dude. Gotta help yourself.

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink"
Sage Dami to the scene!
And i wish to know what maharba actually said now :(
 

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Keep being a bully, is all I'm going to say to you. You'll never understand since you never adapted to having a temper like I have due to many things in the past.
 

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Keep being a bully, is all I'm going to say to you. You'll never understand since you never adapted to having a temper like I have due to many things in the past.
Keep being a victim, is all I'm going to say to you. You'll never understand since you never adapted to life like I have due to many things in the past.
 

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Actually now I'm getting tired of you and the others mocking me. I foresee a conflict about to happen if it isn't stopped soon.
 

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Actually now I'm getting tired of you and the others mocking me. I foresee a conflict about to happen if it isn't stopped soon.
Let it happen, bring the conflict! because maybe eventually the message will get through, it clearly cant be articulated to you through smart debate so maybe it can be drilled through the skull instead :D
Or perhaps I can lay it out In blunt force:

Stop taking yourself so seriously.
 
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