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Link to original post: [drupal=1733]Kirby is too manly[/drupal]
*Somthing that I NEEDED to say*
Why is he not manly in the eyes of so many? He has no body mass and steals your powers because he can't get his own.
Does it make sense to main such an UNmanly char when my thrid is Captain Falcon? Yes. Without using Kirby's (unmanly) Swallow, he can't be unmanly in the least; in fact, Kirby is just at the pinacle of manliness, rivaling even Captain Falcon!
Kirby's attacks that require the use of the A button require the use of Kirby's body, which is what being manly is all about (unless you're Ike) and then you have his Hammer that's so manly, even Ike's FSmash can't compare! Use Kirby's Giant Swing for even more manliness! His Stone is not manly since it has invincibilty frames. The manliest way to use Kirby's Stone is with a stage spike or a suicide or a sliding-of-a-slanted-area Stone KO.
Though I've already said that Swallow is not a manly move, there are some moves that Kirby and ONLY Kirby make manlier his copy ability:
1. Falcon Punch- This is the manliest Special in the game and only Kirby should be using this. Captain Falcon doesn't do it right.
2. Rollout- Eh, Jigglypuff needs this move to be manly, but Kirby does a better job at making it look manly.
3. Eruption- Ike has almost no buisiness using this attack while Kirby makes it better. Kirby with a sword is too manly.
4. Donkey Punch- Donkey Kong's manliest move becomes even manlier when Kirby makes use of the Superarmor frames just to punch people in the gut.
5. Frying Pan- Who DOESN'T want to bat around Kirby's big black sausages? G&W just makes it look, well not manly.
A violation of any of these manly requirements will result in a Kirby having to suicide. If they don't, anyone who loses to a Kirby main can gloat about it.
Anyway, this was just on my mind. Now, discuss.
*Somthing that I NEEDED to say*
Why is he not manly in the eyes of so many? He has no body mass and steals your powers because he can't get his own.
Does it make sense to main such an UNmanly char when my thrid is Captain Falcon? Yes. Without using Kirby's (unmanly) Swallow, he can't be unmanly in the least; in fact, Kirby is just at the pinacle of manliness, rivaling even Captain Falcon!
Kirby's attacks that require the use of the A button require the use of Kirby's body, which is what being manly is all about (unless you're Ike) and then you have his Hammer that's so manly, even Ike's FSmash can't compare! Use Kirby's Giant Swing for even more manliness! His Stone is not manly since it has invincibilty frames. The manliest way to use Kirby's Stone is with a stage spike or a suicide or a sliding-of-a-slanted-area Stone KO.
Though I've already said that Swallow is not a manly move, there are some moves that Kirby and ONLY Kirby make manlier his copy ability:
1. Falcon Punch- This is the manliest Special in the game and only Kirby should be using this. Captain Falcon doesn't do it right.
2. Rollout- Eh, Jigglypuff needs this move to be manly, but Kirby does a better job at making it look manly.
3. Eruption- Ike has almost no buisiness using this attack while Kirby makes it better. Kirby with a sword is too manly.
4. Donkey Punch- Donkey Kong's manliest move becomes even manlier when Kirby makes use of the Superarmor frames just to punch people in the gut.
5. Frying Pan- Who DOESN'T want to bat around Kirby's big black sausages? G&W just makes it look, well not manly.
A violation of any of these manly requirements will result in a Kirby having to suicide. If they don't, anyone who loses to a Kirby main can gloat about it.
Anyway, this was just on my mind. Now, discuss.
