Kill the person above you

[Bwoodboy18]

*Snipes you* Head shot!

25 KILL STREAK!!!!! TACTICAL NU....

Game End....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MPH Deku]

*puts a sign on you that says "Jewish and proud of it!" and locks you in a room with Hitler*.

...that might have been of bad taste....OH WELL.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*uses a fire axe to slice MPH's skull in half*

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

ties you to railroad tracks, then calls toon link to run you over

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Baits you with baby Luigi and Magikoopa crushes your with her colorful shape spell!

 

[MPH Deku]

*brings aliens to examine the strange patterns on your head*

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

*erases the paper you were sketched on*

now stop talking about meh hair!

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

tosses you at the point where 2 falcon punches collide.

 

[MPH Deku]

*splits you with a Hydrogen atom*

 

[Bwoodboy18]

*Makes you spontaneously combust*

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

*turns into captain falcon and falcon punches you*

 

[Aristotle13]

*wrecks the Hocotate Ship so you get eaten at the end of the day*

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

programs life like brawl so you trip everytime you walk/run till your face bleeds to death

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Takes Insane Carzy Guy's leg and shoves it down his throut*

 

[Bwoodboy18]

*Takes your cane and drive it up your anus through your nose.*

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

This is a violent thread.

It's bad and you should feel bad for making it.

 

[DarkSamus0]

Shoots a phazon beam at everyone and everyone dies. THE END.

 

[Meta_Ridley46]

Burns you to death with a flamethrower. MWAHAHAHA

 

[UberMario]

Kills using shear pwnage.

 

[highfive]

high five to the heart

 

[StinkomanFan]

I spear your liver

 

[LKR20]

First, i'll glue you to the ground on a hot summer day, then put a giant magnifying glass above you and force you to listen to christian rock. If you're still alive after that, you'll have to watch both twilight movies over and over until you shoot yourself.

 

[Smasherx74]

I don't know you, so i guess ill just let you live.

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

Puts on Happy Tree Friends

It's a bad enough death on it's own.

 

[StinkomanFan]

OH ON YOU DI-IN'T. *slaps Blade*

 

[UberMario]

Maims Smasher and LKR for not dying, then squeezes them into a bomb that I throw at Stinko who is allergic to exploding bombs.