Kids, don't drink, lol

[ook]

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Posted this on AiB too, cause it was too good. I had no idea stuff like this actually happened.



Alright, here's the story....

My brother came home tonight from his friend's house, REALLY drunk. He tried to play Halo, but he only got 2 kills cause he couldn't aim.
So anyway, I went to sleep on one of the living room couches (cause that's where I sleep), and my brother passed out on the other couch.


I woke up at about 4:00 AM.... to the sound of liquid trinkling down onto a carpet. I thought to myself "oh god, that better not be what I think it is. I swear."

So I opened my eyes, and sure enough, there was my brother, standing in the middle of the living room, all casually like nothing was happening........... peeing on the floor.





:O




I didn't say anything, partly because I was completely speechless, and partly because I knew he'd be way too drunk to give a sensible answer.


But I took pictures

LOL



I just had to share this with someone, lol.

He's gonna have some... explaining to do in the morning, to mom and dad XD
why there is a giant piss stain in the middle of the carpet!

 

[:mad:]

Oh my god. I laughed so hard.

You should've made him lie down on it.

 

[deepseadiva]

HA

I remember doing this once when I was five - I was a sleepwalker. xD

 

[ndayday]

He was standing on the lower left end of the pictures, you can tell because it trickles down there. =3

This is awesome.

 

[Red Arremer]

Oh wow.

I bet he'll be hella embarassed once his hungover is gone.

 

[ook]

OMG, I was upstairs on the computer, and I heard him doing it AGAIN!

Which, while there's not as much pee this time... it's somewhat worse, because I stepped in it while coming down the stairs D:
There is pee on the stairs....

What the hell is going on? lol

 

[Red Arremer]

He seems to have a somewhat weak bladder and like to empty it on carpeted areas.

 

[deepseadiva]

Wait. This is all LIVE?!

AHAHAHA

Where's the dinner.

 

[ook]

Yes, this is live and happening. D: it's like 6:00 AM here



My dad just woke up... waiting to see what happens when he walks down the stairs.

 

[Red Arremer]

Yes, this is live and happening. D: it's like 6:00 AM here



My dad just woke up... waiting to see what happens when he walks down the stairs.

lol, keep us updated, man.

 

[deepseadiva]

I am also staying up anticipating the reaction.

Almost spat out my glass of milk after reading that anyway. This will be fun. xD

 

[Darktemplio]

maybe he can blame it on the cat :D

 

[Teran]

Your brother is a buffoon.
I get mind numbingly drunk and discuss philosophy, LOL.
Needs moar refinement.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Ook!

My god this is funny as hell.

Needz moar updates.

 

[Vyse]

LMAO.

That's terrible.
lol.

This'll be good.

 

[ook]

Update

maybe he can blame it on the cat :D

Yup, that's what he tried to do.



K so my dad comes down the stairs, though he doesn't notice the pee (he had socks on).

So then I head downstairs, talk a bit, my dad asks why I'm up so early, and I tell him my brother woke me up going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.


Then I wake up my brother (he's just mumbling) and ask him if he remembers getting up in the middle of the night to pee. He says "yhheah...."

I ask him "did you make it to the toilet in time?"
he says "yyhehhh....."


I told him he didn't, he peed on the floor. In the living room and on the stairs.

Then he sits up and is like "What. What are you talking about? wait what? what are you talking about?"

And I show him the stain, and he's like, "No. What. That's either Moose or Gus (our cats)... That definitely couldn't have been me."

So I tell him the story about how at 4:00 I heard someone peeing and woke up, and he was standing there. He denies it.

I show him "Look, you were standing right HERE. The stain thins out and drips over here, and there's no way cats pee that much."


and he denies it, "Get outta here... No. I don't believe you hahahaa."


my dad is just laughing throughout and shaking his head, and eventually leaves for work, laughing.
We put some febreeze on the stain


And my brother just constantly says "No, get outta here... I don't believe that. lol, you're just making **** up."


I tell him to get up, and walk on it. So he does, and he's just like "........"

"no, get outta here! I don't believe you, you're just making **** up hahaha"

and yeah... I try to explain the evidence but that's all he says

 

[ook]

I mean... no matter what I say, he's not gonna believe it, cause he was obviously drunk. And there's no pictures of him actually in the act, though the evidence is there.



So I guess that's where it ends



Thanks for the comments everyone, lol
This certainly made my day

 

[Red Arremer]

lol.

Too bad your father doesn't seem to care. XD

 

[deepseadiva]

We put some febreeze on the stain

Yes, that'll work. xD

Wow, sounds like your brother got really lucky. At least we believe you ook! And that's what really counts.

 

[Vyse]

I like how your dad just laughed it off. What a cool guy.

 

[:mad:]

We need live video coverage. That's just too good. xD

 

[rhan]

Drinking is such a horrible habit...

 

[Jim Morrison]

 

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

You killed the thread you f*ggot

 

[Jimnymebob]

Was the cat licking it in the first picture?
O_O

Anyway, funny story, but if I were him I would have aimed for the XBox.

 

[POKE40]

Next time this happens...

Video Tape it!
mwhahahaha!!!

Catch'em in action
lol that sounds soooo wrong^

 

[Jim Morrison]

You killed the thread you f*ggot

Another one to stash in the graveyard.

 

[Red Arremer]

Next time this happens...

Video Tape it!
mwhahahaha!!!

Catch'em in action
lol that sounds soooo wrong^

I'm sure some people would find that hot.

 

[FrankPizzi]

Lol,.. wierd.

 

[MasterWarlord]

Epic thread is epic, but is now starting to get derailed what with weird fetishes and awkward pictures.

A shame your father didn't do anything more to your bro, ook. Does he just not care, or. . .? Don't worry about convincing your bro, though. Just make your dad actually do something about it.

*Abandons thread*

 

[Count]

the urge to just randomly pee when your drunk usually overtakes any sense you have. I can usually fight myself off but I never get THAT drunk, lol.