Just called McDonald's

[X0G]

Last night I got a 3pc chicken selects with a large fry, I was eating it and got to the last select and there was a ****ing hair in it, which really looked like a pubic hair.

So I'm high and decided to give them a call today just to **** with them, I called and a girl answered and the convo went something' like this:

Her: thank you for calling mcdonalds how may i help you
Me: Do you sell razors?
Her: What?
Me: Do you sell razors?
Her: (Confused) uhh no
Me: Well I ordered a chicken select meal and there was a pube in one of them.
Her: What?
Me: There was a pube in my chicken selects
Her: What?
Me: There was a pube in my chicken selects
Her: What? I can't hear you the phone is breaking up
Me: There was a ****ing pubic hair in my chicken selects
Her: When did you come in?
Me: Last night
Her: Do you still have the receipt?
Me: Yeah
Her: Ok come in and we'll give you another meal
Me: Ok
Her: thanks

And I hung up. lol. It could've been way funnier but I was so close to laughing so I said **** it and cut it short. I want that free meal but I feel like a ******** going in there.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Just do it, man!

 

[Luigitoilet]

Gee, I hope you'll be sure to share every boring, unfunny prank call you make with us!

 

[Crimson King]

Last night I got a 3pc chicken selects with a large fry, I was eating it and got to the last select and there was a ****ing hair in it, which really looked like a pubic hair.

So I'm high and decided to give them a call today just to **** with them, I called and a girl answered and the convo went something' like this:

Her: thank you for calling mcdonalds I
how may i help you
Me: Do you sell razors?
Her: What?
Me: Do you sell razors?
Her: (Confused) uhh no
Me: Well I ordered a chicken select meal and there was a pube in one of them.
Her: What?
Me: There was a pube in my chicken selects
Her: What?
Me: There was a pube in my chicken selects
Her: What? I can't hear you the phone is breaking up
Me: There was a ****ing pubic hair in my chicken selects
Her: When did you come in?
Me: Last night
Her: Do you still have the receipt?
Me: Yeah
Her: Ok come in and we'll give you another meal
Me: Ok
Her: thanks

And I hung up. lol. It could've been way funnier but I was so close to laughing so I said **** it and cut it short. I want that free meal but I feel like a ******** going in there.

You know I know you aren't mature? You prank call people at work.

Seriously, it's annoying to get idiots to call and fail at being funny.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Wow LT really does make the PR way better

 

[Laem]

WHO ARE THESE MODS

I AINT EVER SEEN THESE b4!!

OP is no joke. like literally

 

[Luigitoilet]

WHO ARE THESE MODS

I AINT EVER SEEN THESE b4!!

OP is no joke. like literally

Well yeah, that's why it isn't funny at all.

 

[tko112]

what is this, i don't even...

 

[Rici]

I was hoping for a cheesy "I just called McDonald's they want their .... back" joke.


I am dissappoint.

 

[Lythium]

Me too, Rici. Me too.

 

[Mota]

OP has been done...many times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z11FhXe0ZsE Hair in the big mac

 

[Mic_128]

THlS IS ********

 

[Spelt]

THlS IS SPARTA

i agree.

 

[Teran]

I once pranked called this guy and the guy was like whoa and I was like UR GAY and he was like duuuuuuude and I was like ******, and he was like racist and I was like LOL U MAD and he was like I'm callin the cops and I was like I'm gonna kill your mum and he was like where do you live? and I was like IN YOUR MUM'S ***** and he was like you aren't funny my mum's dead and I was like LOL SHAME she deserved to die and he was like sadface rage **** you and I was like LOL I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?

And that my friends, is the story of my life.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Man I did prank calls when I was 10 and I just called 'em at 7 in the morning and yelled *****. They would have number recognition and call me back but I'd just answer and immedeatly put it down again. LOL.

 

[pickle962]

I once pranked called this guy and the guy was like whoa and I was like UR GAY and he was like duuuuuuude and I was like ******, and he was like racist and I was like LOL U MAD and he was like I'm callin the cops and I was like I'm gonna kill your mum and he was like where do you live? and I was like IN YOUR MUM'S ***** and he was like you aren't funny my mum's dead and I was like LOL SHAME she deserved to die and he was like sadface rage **** you and I was like LOL I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?

And that my friends, is the story of my life.

Teran wins this thread hands down....

 

[deepseadiva]

Her: When did you come in?
Me: Last night
Her: Do you still have the receipt?
Me: Yeah
Her: Ok come in and we'll give you another meal
Me: Ok
Her: thanks

And I hung up.

Well, I ha'd.

 

[Moon of the Strawberries]

I came here to willingly procrastinate on my math homework. I regret procrastinating now, I could have picked a thread that was actually funny or interesting.

Until Teran graced us with his presense, of course. Thank you for making my procrastination actually worthwhile.

 

[Teran]

Anytime sweetheart. :3

Personally I would procrastinate in Current Events right now, lots of funny news stories.

 

[Pikaville]

Man prank calls, I did it a few times, had some laughs, then realized "wow I'm making life interesting for these people" so stopped.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I admit, I used to do Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard prank calls ALL THE TIME when I was in elementary school. So entertaining.

I remember I used to look in the phone book for the funniest/dumbest sounding surnames, then call the number and harass the people for having a dumb last name

 

[Solstice]

who the **** calls mcdonalds

 

[Rici]

I admit, I used to do Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard prank calls ALL THE TIME when I was in elementary school. So entertaining.

I remember I used to look in the phone book for the funniest/dumbest sounding surnames, then call the number and harass the people for having a dumb last name

Dammit, now I want a Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard. >:C


also, I'm still waiting for my 'McDonalds called, they want their ... back' joke

don't disappoint me peasants.

 

[Pikaville]

I remember playing Halo with some really stupid kids before and using a Michael Jackson soundboard through the headset.

The gamertag we were using was "Michaels a pedo"

Some people man.....

Arnie soundboard is the funniest one though(and generally the most extensive)

 

[Teran]

I admit, I used to do Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard prank calls ALL THE TIME when I was in elementary school. So entertaining.

I remember I used to look in the phone book for the funniest/dumbest sounding surnames, then call the number and harass the people for having a dumb last name

"This is me Arnold Schwarzenegger"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger"

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"YOU WANT TO **** ME?!?!"

Yeah, I remember that.

 

[pickle962]

who the **** calls mcdonalds

Well maybe people want a big mac. All calls to MickeyD's aren't necessarily prank calls(unless it's Teran)

 

[Luigitoilet]

I don't think Mcdonalds delivers.

Though ****, WHY don't they? They'd be making so much more bank

 

[Selentine]

Hurm...well what did you expect? It's McDonalds.
They're lovin' it!

 

[Mic_128]

also, I'm still waiting for my 'McDonalds called, they want their ... back' joke

*Reads OP*

McDonalds called, they want their diarrhea back.

 

[Pikaville]

I don't think Mcdonalds delivers.

Though ****, WHY don't they? They'd be making so much more bank

I have often wondered this myself.

They should start.

 

[Tacel]

Duke Nukem soundboard prank calls are freaking hilarious.

 

[Rici]

*Reads OP*

McDonalds called, they want their diarrhea back.

This is a decent start.

Now quit jabbering about soundboards and keep comin' with those jokes, you worthless pions.

The OP has inspired me as well:

McDonalds called, they want their pubes back.

 

[Pikaville]

"Just like me, they long to see, pubes in you"

(for Glenn Matthews)

 

[Luigitoilet]

Duke Nukem soundboard prank calls are freaking hilarious.

Blow it out your ***

 

[Mic_128]

Your face, your ***, what's the difference?

I have often wondered this myself.

They should start.

And when people complain because the burger/chips are cold? They cant just slip it into a heated bag like dominos. Not to mention piza drivers get paid a pretty good for doing it (because it's a crappy task) So other than it being fairly costly for McD's, there's also that Maccas hires a lot of young people who would be too young to have licenses.

 

[ranmaru]

Ewww a hair GAH **** that.

Go back into that mcdonalds and throw that meal in their FACE.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Best prank calls are one to best buy asking for stupid things, or of course using a Mr. T or Eminem soundboard. Those are the best.

BB: Hello?
Me: Hello?
BB:Can I help you
Me: What the **** man?
BB: Sir, calm down
Me: I fear no man...

*BB hangs up

Good times with that soundboard.

 

[Rychu]

McDonalds just called.
No, **** it I want the ten seconds I wasted reading the OP back.
Thank god for Teran

 

[pickle962]

Best prank calls are one to best buy asking for stupid things, or of course using a Mr. T or Eminem soundboard. Those are the best.

BB: Hello?
Me: Hello?
BB:Can I help you
Me: What the **** man?
BB: Sir, calm down
Me: I fear no man...

*BB hangs up

Good times with that soundboard.

how do you do that? I feel the urge to make a prank call...

 

[o-Serin-o]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDMgvsv0vas