Zero_Gamer
Smash Master
*Pick-up line* That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, I'd be ******* if I were on you too.
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#HBC | Gorf
toastin walrus since 4/20 maaaan
*Racist* Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black.
*Racist* What are a bunch of white dudes running down a hill? Avalanche.
What are a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? Mud slide.
What are a bunch of black guys runnung down a hill? Jail break.
What's better than 10 babies in one trash can? 1 baby in 10.
*Racist* What do you call a bunch of mexicans holding hands? A SPICKet fence! (play on words).
(Pick up line): Eww did you fart? Cuz you blew me away!
How are the Xboxes and Micheal Jackson similar? They both went from black to white.
*Racist* What are a bunch of white dudes running down a hill? Avalanche.
What are a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? Mud slide.
What are a bunch of black guys runnung down a hill? Jail break.
What's better than 10 babies in one trash can? 1 baby in 10.
*Racist* What do you call a bunch of mexicans holding hands? A SPICKet fence! (play on words).
(Pick up line): Eww did you fart? Cuz you blew me away!
How are the Xboxes and Micheal Jackson similar? They both went from black to white.
Vijin
Smash Ace
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, feminists can't change a d*mn thing.
Doesn't matter, feminists can't change a d*mn thing.
mr.fizwidget
Smash Champion
two antennas got married
the ceremony was awkward
but the reception was great...
the ceremony was awkward
but the reception was great...
#HBC | Gorf
toastin walrus since 4/20 maaaan
Lol that was already told on I think the first page, but it's a clever joke!
Gerbil
Smash Champion
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
his parishioners. At one house it seemed
obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the
door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it
and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the
following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this
cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the
citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold,
I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis
3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked..'
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
his parishioners. At one house it seemed
obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the
door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it
and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the
following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this
cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the
citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold,
I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis
3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked..'
#HBC | Gorf
toastin walrus since 4/20 maaaan
OMG! BIBLE JOKES! That really made me lol. That, Micheal Jackson's latest hit and DK and IC's have been the best so far xDD!
hungrybox
Smash Legend
Hellen Keller's dog was the funniest one to me
xTONEx
Smash Apprentice
tw1n
Smash Champion
RACIST!!!
Why do black people smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
NOT RACIST!!!
Three rats are at bar drinking trying to one up eachother
First rat slams his beer and says "Whenever a find a mouse trap I lay on it, spring the trap, catch it with my teeth, and then do push ups till I work up a hunger. Then I take the cheese and walk away laughing."
Second rat slams his bourbon and says "Thats nothing. And time I see rat poison I grab and much as I can hold. I take it all home and each morning I grind it up into a fine powder and add it to my coffee. That way I walk around each day with good buzz."
Third rat slams two shots of tequilla then replies "I don't have time for this crap. I gotta get home and F**K the cat!"
Why do black people smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
NOT RACIST!!!
Three rats are at bar drinking trying to one up eachother
First rat slams his beer and says "Whenever a find a mouse trap I lay on it, spring the trap, catch it with my teeth, and then do push ups till I work up a hunger. Then I take the cheese and walk away laughing."
Second rat slams his bourbon and says "Thats nothing. And time I see rat poison I grab and much as I can hold. I take it all home and each morning I grind it up into a fine powder and add it to my coffee. That way I walk around each day with good buzz."
Third rat slams two shots of tequilla then replies "I don't have time for this crap. I gotta get home and F**K the cat!"
#HBC | Gorf
toastin walrus since 4/20 maaaan
Lol DFEAR xD. So, yea. Who wants to MM me in BATTLE CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES PS2? I want to be the bull dozer!
EDIT: Remembered my Helen Keller joke!
What's the most boring thing in the world? Playing Marco Polo with Helen Keller.
EDIT: Remembered my Helen Keller joke!
What's the most boring thing in the world? Playing Marco Polo with Helen Keller.
yummynbeefy
Smash Champion
Rasist: what do you call a white person on fire?
a firecracker
Rasist: a black guy and a mexican guy jump out of a plane who dies first?
who cares
a firecracker
Rasist: a black guy and a mexican guy jump out of a plane who dies first?
who cares
Nihongo-ookami
Smash Journeyman
LOL
*RACIST* What do you call a black baby?
-A Niglet.
*RACIST*A Mexican and a Black jump off of a building. Who dies first?
-The Black guy. The Mexican has a ladder.
Two blondes walk into a bar...you think one of them would have seen it.
*RACIST* What do you call a black baby?
-A Niglet.
*RACIST*A Mexican and a Black jump off of a building. Who dies first?
-The Black guy. The Mexican has a ladder.
Two blondes walk into a bar...you think one of them would have seen it.
CrypTik
Smash Journeyman
A fire starts in a company office. The only three survivors run to the roof of the building and wait for help to arrive. The three survivors are women. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead. When firefighers arrive they pull out a trampoline and all the firefighters hold it up in the air. The redhead Jumps off first and the firefighters pull the trampoline away. Splat! Then they tell the brunette to jump and she says "No you're just going to pull it away when I jump". The firefighters respond "No, we just hate redheads." Then the Brunette jumps and once again the firefighters pull it away. Splat! Then They tell the blond to jump off and she says "No, Just put it on the floor and then I will jump."
P.S.Firefighter trampolines don't have legs.
P.S.Firefighter trampolines don't have legs.
#HBC | Gorf
toastin walrus since 4/20 maaaan
If this wasn't posted, then I wouldnt've lol'd. Funny joke xD!
tw1n
Smash Champion
Hahaha classic awesome =]
What do you call a one lagged man? Skip
What do you call someone in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob
What do you call someones head hanging on your wall? Buck
What do you call a one lagged man? Skip
What do you call someone in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob
What do you call someones head hanging on your wall? Buck
#HBC | Gorf
toastin walrus since 4/20 maaaan
Yo that ^ is my type of humor! Those wombo combo all of the other jokes xDDDD!
yummynbeefy
Smash Champion
what did the mexican firefighter name his 2 sons
jose and hose b
jose and hose b