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Joke Thread- Brawl your mom jokes

cj.Shark

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im bored so ill pull some brawl your mom jokes outta my head
if you got any good ones post them below im up for a good laugh

Your mom's so fat wario used bite on her and died from the cholesterol
Your mom's so fat she got hit by the same lucas pk thunder 8 times
Your moms so fat when she wins a brawl she says "i only fight for my fries"
Your mom comes in two character skins ; fat and ugly
Your mom so fat it takes 6 pitfalls to make her fall
Your mom's so dumb she asked if there was a drive thru in new pork city


thats all i could think of atm
 
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I'm sorry but Your Mom jokes are stupid and that now putting Brawl in them is just terrible. It won't be long for this thread to close.
 
edde

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why not rename it just like... smash jokes? (take the your mom part off)

like

Q: who is the hottest chick in brawl?
A: marth

Q: which is the best or strongest move in melee?
A: zelda's down+b

Q: which is the name that marth was supossed to have until sakurai did a mispell?
A: martha

Q: which is the easiest way to beat ike?
A: kill his friends (not funny anymore)

Q: hows falcon's girlfriend/wife named?
A: Denise (the knees for the ******* that dont get it)

Q: How did Link win the basketball game?
A: With his hookshot


oh and

(18:25:23) Midboss: And every time I got in a good combo, I'd say something like, "A dash of downward aerial on top of all those forward aerials really brings out the sting. It's a good thing."


W/E if you find any of these lame -.-

and i think this thread is not supossed to be here lol
 
smashbot226

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edde said:
why not rename it just like... smash jokes? (take the your mom part off)

like

Q: who is the hottest chick in brawl?
A: marth

Q: which is the best or strongest move in melee?
A: zelda's down+b

Q: which is the name that marth was supossed to have until sakurai did a mispell?
A: martha

Q: which is the easiest way to beat ike?
A: kill his friends (not funny anymore)

Q: hows falcon's girlfriend/wife named?
A: Denise (the knees for the ******* that dont get it)

Q: How did Link win the basketball game?
A: With his hookshot


oh and

(18:25:23) Midboss: And every time I got in a good combo, I'd say something like, "A dash of downward aerial on top of all those forward aerials really brings out the sting. It's a good thing."


W/E if you find any of these lame -.-

and i think this thread is not supossed to be here lol
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You forgot what's slower than molasses:

Bowser Fsmash

Otherwise, you are the greatest man ever. Zelda one was hilarious.
 
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edde said:
why not rename it just like... smash jokes? (take the your mom part off)

like

Q: who is the hottest chick in brawl?
A: marth

Q: which is the best or strongest move in melee?
A: zelda's down+b

Q: which is the name that marth was supossed to have until sakurai did a mispell?
A: martha

Q: which is the easiest way to beat ike?
A: kill his friends (not funny anymore)

Q: hows falcon's girlfriend/wife named?
A: Denise (the knees for the ******* that dont get it)

Q: How did Link win the basketball game?
A: With his hookshot


oh and

(18:25:23) Midboss: And every time I got in a good combo, I'd say something like, "A dash of downward aerial on top of all those forward aerials really brings out the sting. It's a good thing."


W/E if you find any of these lame -.-

and i think this thread is not supossed to be here lol
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WIN DETECTED
 
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Marie_54

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edde said:
why not rename it just like... smash jokes? (take the your mom part off)

like

Q: who is the hottest chick in brawl?
A: marth

Q: which is the best or strongest move in melee?
A: zelda's down+b

Q: which is the name that marth was supossed to have until sakurai did a mispell?
A: martha

Q: which is the easiest way to beat ike?
A: kill his friends (not funny anymore)

Q: hows falcon's girlfriend/wife named?
A: Denise (the knees for the ******* that dont get it)

Q: How did Link win the basketball game?
A: With his hookshot

and i think this thread is not supossed to be here lol
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You forgot-

Q: Which the manliest, hottest guy in brawl?
A: Sheik


Anyways i'll make one...

Why did Pikachu cross Mario Circuit?

Ooh nevermind he tripped...







lame i know :ohwell:
 
edde

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Marie_54 said:
You forgot-

Q: Which the manliest, hottest guy in brawl?
A: Sheik


Anyways i'll make one...

Why did Pikachu cross Mario Circuit?

Ooh nevermind he tripped...







lame i know :ohwell:
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LOL @ PIKACHU 1

heres 2 i forgot XD

Q: which is lucas's and ness's worst matchup?
A: michel jakson (had to mistype it on edit since it wouldnt show)


luls ur mommas so fat that kirby needed 2 pots to do his final smash
 
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edde said:
why not rename it just like... smash jokes? (take the your mom part off)
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I like your idea, but I think theres a thread about that though, I think it's called Bad Smash Puns or somthing like that.
 
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