Shout Outs for both Tourneys!
Yeah, I know it's a little late, but I dare you to say something!
Anyway...the Pats lost...and moving on....
First Tourney...
C-PO - You were killer with you're Samus (as always). Keep up the good mind jukin' and try not to kill yourself being greedy.
XOFF - **** Fox with his **** shine spike. Lol, you were pretty beast in this one.
G+$? - OH JAM! SOMEBODY GET THE TRANQ'S, HE'S TOO BEASTIN'!! Lol, can you just stop kneeing me, you're making Peach weep.
TEG. - 'How the hell did you cape me like that?' I know errbody was thinking it. You and that wavedash are getting ugly. Keep it up.
TBAR - I don't really know what happened, but you made controller's all around the world saddened. Anywho, no matter what anybody says or does your Jigs just owns face!
Gatts - You and I both know that win I had was a fluke. I know I wold have lost if I had just decided to jump. Your Gannon just ***** my soul. There was just so much kicking!
SPAM - **** Ness with his lightning, fire and supa feet. You know Ness is just a Pokemon that learned how to talk. Anyway, you destroyed me in that match we had. Keep edge guarding with that PK Pulse!
MEM - I don't actually know who you are, but I bet you beat me.
Ghatzu - Look at the above comment.
Publix - Even though everyone keeps saying it, I just can't remember beating you. Anyway, I do remember that one match where I got destroyed by your broken *** Marth. I bet if I used constant Up+B combos, I'd getcha.
Daniel - Ya did good.
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Second Tourney...don't complain. It ain't that long...ya ****s.
Before I say anything...I think those matches me and SPAM started off with should of counted!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
GYR - Maybe I shoulda just got really annoying with Link, because you just denied my Peach with ya dam Falco moves. If you got any better, I might get mad.
G+$? - You pulled that **** off, again. With ya dam Falcon Punches and "YES!"s.

Word of advice, don't get any better. People might start throwing more than controllers. :o Actually, you might as well just give all your **** essence to me and let me beast everything for a day.
XOFF - I didn't get to play your Fox in singles, but you still owned me in Doubles. For me, I just can't do nothing against ya.
C-PO - There was so much **** and shikon jukin' in that first round, but then ya lost it. I was looking at that match and thinking ........What?......... But you're Falco and Samus are still supa dupa beast as ever. That crap you were pulling off with Falco ***** slapped my mind into another dimension.
SPAM - Somehow I let out all the rage in my beast guage on our constant victory matches that WEREN'T PART OF THE TOURNEY!! Anyway, I never got to battle it out with you in singles. You're Falco is just double the beast with a Peach by his side. I bet if we practiced a little, we could pul some alley oops and double mind jukes every now in then.
TEG. - Stop capin' me!! Capin' me off the stage, capin' my turnips and capin' my hopes and dreams out the window. Seriously, you raised the rage levels in your beast guage this time around. Wavedash to cape to gonnorhea punch to taunt ftw!
John - Dam missile spam. You're getting a lot better at that wavedashing and kill-miels-pretty-much-instantly moves. Keep it up and work on disproving that the helmet is a handicap.
Julian - 'O shoot, I got this -- DAM I GOT DOWN-SPIKED BY YOSHI!' Now that you're wavedashing, you're big head is getting deadly and little more annoying (dam priority over everything!). You just gotta work on that 'crap-i-wavedashed-off-the-edge' stuff and you can just go beast mode on folks.
Dave and his partner - I don't think I saw any of your matches, but I heard y'all were doin' pretty **** good. You'll beat Gmoney one day. His knees can't hit you forever!
Errbody else who was there...ya did good.
P.S. This junk took me an hour to type! WTF!