Is Sexual Fire real?

[Sexual-Fire]

I am a sexual beast I have sex almost as much as I own Jumpfreak….strike that reverse it… it is my job and my hobby but it seems smash has become a sexless pit from witch nothing sexual may escape this thread is an investigation into the life of the smasher and there relationship with there urges!! Do you ignore them or is there something about smash that drives them away much like WOW and other games of lower quality. Tell me have you ever been getting it on and had the nothing but wave dashing and L-cancelling stuck in your head? Have you ever tried the asking a girl out but all you can say is “Would you like to go to the fountain of dreams and reflec a laser between the two of us till one of our reflecters pop and then get upsmasher?” I need to know! Children lend your voices to me!!!!!!!!!

 

[JTB]

 

[M3tr01D]

might be the best post I've ever read. keep up the good work.

 

[Darkgamer X]

no offence, but I am afraid of Captain Falcon now.

 

[1o11oo1o11]

I don't think I wanna have sex with other smashers...

 

[Nasty_Nate]

Yeah chicks be all like "Oh Nate, make me wavedash everywhere" and I just pull my controller out and SHFFL all over their face and Im like "nah..... there are enough mindgames with one nate in the world, let alone two, heaven forbid three"

 

[Arash]

why hasn't this been closed yet?

cmon neal, pick up the slack

 

[Zenith]

wtf at JTB's post

 

[M3tr01D]

lol I think I remember I played you sexual at a gameclucks tourney a long time ago. You were funny then too.

 

[Adolex]

Nate. That some funny shizzel.lol.

 

[nealdt]

Ok kids, that's enough.

BTW, replying to spam is considered spam as well. Just so ya know. Ya know?