Invent your own Codecs for Snake, little mac, pit, and team starfox.

[LF2K]

Here's a few character's I'm hoping for.

Waddle Dee

Spoiler

"Colonel, what's this strange creature with a spear?"
"That's Waddle Dee, Snake."
"Waddle Dee? Aren't those the creatures King Dedede tosses around?"
"Precisely. Waddle Dees are common citizens in Dream Land. They're not much of a threat, but King Dedede has a loyal army of them ready to serve him."
"This Waddle Dee is wearing a bandana, though. Is he a rebel against King Dedede?"
"No, actually, just the opposite. The Waddle Dee you're fighting now is the captain of his army. He's also King Dedede's most loyal subject."
"Great, just my luck to fight the king's royal guard..."

Takamaru

Spoiler

"Mei Ling, how's your knowledge about Japanese history? What can you tell me about the samurai?"
"That would be Takamaru, Snake. He's an apprentice samurai who served Tokugawa Ietsuna during the Edo period."
"So he was a samurai a long time ago. What's the big deal about him?"
"On a stormy night, they say a statue came to life and began to ruin the peace of Takamaru's home. Takamaru was tasked to investigate the statue, and it turned out the statue was possessed by an alien entity!"
"Samurais and aliens? That sounds like some cheap movie."
"Odd as it may sound, it's still true. Although Takamaru saved the day, time still forgot about his great deed, and he faded away."
"I guess time also forgot to tell him never bring a knife to a gun fight..."

Anna

Spoiler

"This is Snake..."
"Gods, that voice! It really is you!"
"...Err, excuse me? Wait... what are you doing on this channel, I'm fighting you!"
"Not quite, handsome. The Anna you see is actually one of my sisters!"
"...And your name would be?"
"Anna!"
"So you're both identical twins and you have the same name. I bet your family reunions are something else."
"We get that a lot. Anyway, Snake, my sister is a dedicated merchant who goes all out to protect her wares. She's definitely an A rank with that sword of hers!"
"Perhaps I need a Vulnerary, this is making my head hurt..."

 

[Brickbuild101]

OK, I didn't know it didn't have to be Snake, time to redo Villager.

Pit: Hey, uh...Lady Palutena...? Remember that game called Animal Crossing?

Palutena: Yes, Pit, you played it for months non-stop when it came out. It took so long for you to let me make my save file!

Pit: Yeah, about that...*gulp*...I'm fighting my character.

Palutena: Lemme see. Wait, you're right!

Pit: Well what do I do!? If he's finished, I'll lose ALL my progress!!

Pit: It appears that after you made him hit all the villagers with his net, he's developed a fighting style of his own! Be careful, Pit.

Pit: Oh great, I guess trying to get Jambette to move off of my path backfired.

Palutena: And she was friends with me too.

Pit: I see a gleam in his eye...

Palutena:...Bye.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Ridley

[collapse=Metal Gear Solid Codec]

Snake: Holy...who is this gigantic purple dinosaur? It can fly and spew of fireballs!!

Colonel: Snake, watch yourself out there! You are face to face with the greatest and most evilest of all of the space pirates, Ridley. He is behind the death of Samus' family and the destruction of many planets!

Snake: I've fought gigantic robots, telekinetic ninjas, and my own brother but never a space dragon. If Samus was a worthy opponent but this Ridley must be in an entire different category.

Colonel: He is. Not only is he powerful and ruthless but he is cunning and tactical. And big!

Snake: I'll say! I was surprised he was able to fit into the stage. But you know what they say: "the bigger they are, the bigger they fall!"

Colonel: That's the spirit, Snake!
[/collapse]

[collapse=Kid Icarus Codec]
Pit: Lady Palutena! Is this one of the Aurum?! It came from space apparently.

Static

Hades: OHHH Pitty pit! I thought you would never ask! It is I, Hades!

Pit: Hades, you scheming worm!

Hades: Oh, you always know how to flatter someone. That creature in front of you is none other than Ridley; one of the great and baddest bosses in gaming history. i shiver at the thought og seeing him face to face.

Pit: Well, I am right now. I hate asking advice from you but Palutena must be on Airplane Mode. Got any hints?

Hades: Don't watch out.

Pit: .......... Excuse me?

Hades: Hahaha Pitty. With the sharp fangs and talons, spear shaped tail, ability to fly, fire of eye laser beams, breathe fire, and his penchant for destruction....I could use him as an ally. Plus, I can study you after he's ripped you the shreds. I can learn a lot about him in how he destroys you <3

Pit: ......Oooooook. I am hanging up now.

Hades: Oh Pitty, do be a dear and get his autograph for me.....

: Pit hangs up::[/collapse]

[collapse=Punch-Out!!]
Doc: Yo Little Mac! That there is Ridley! He might seem huge and strong..in fact maybe too big! But he ain't no heavy wieght! He can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee! Watch out for his sharp claw slashes and that spear tail of his. He also fights dirty with his laser eye beams and fireball breath. Also, he got you beat in fighting the air so make sure you pummel him hard while he's on da ground! Go get 'em, tiger![/collapse]

[collapse=Star Fox]
Peppy Hare: Fox/Falco, watch out! That's Ridley! He is wanted in over 30 star systems! He has made a big name for himself!

Fox/Falco: Fox/Falco is throwing everything he has at the monster. Go, Fox/Falco!

Slippy Toad: Not only is he strong but he is cunning and extremely smart!

**kaboom!**

I'm hit!!!!!!!!!!

Peppy: Agh! He sent for reinforcements! I have a Space Pirate on my tail! Good luck, Fox/Falco!

Fox/Falco: C'mon guys! Let's take care of these chumps! We have to trust in Fox/Falco! This battle is not just for Coerneria but for all of the universe![/collapse]

 

[Shin F.]

Shulk

Snake: Colonel, this guy with the English accent is incredible! He's dodging my attacks almost before I even make them! Is he reading my mind like Psycho Mantis?

Campbell: Not quite. Shulk's weapon, the Monado, gives him the ability to see into the future. It's possible that he's seeing your every move before even you know what you're going to do.

Snake: What can I do? How can I fight him if he knows everything I throw at him in advance?

Campbell: Just because he sees the future doesn't mean that he can prevent it! If you can overwhelm him with your speed, you can take him out before he has the chance to react to his visions.

Snake: Hmm. I wonder if I could take his sword and use it myself.

Campbell: That would be a handy power to have, but don't count on it. Shulk is the only person able to use it long-term without ill effects. You've beaten psychics in the past. You can do this!

 

[TheMagicalKuja]

Stolen from my post on the Palutena thread.

MAXIMUM TROLLING: Palutena is unlocked by having enough codec conversations with her.

"You seem to be having so much fun down there, Pit! Why, I ought to join you!"

"What? Really?! Oh, you're just joking right? I'm still in the middle of a match! You wouldn't interrupt a match, would you?"

"Ahahahaha~! Oh Pit... No seriously, I'm coming down there! Super Bash Sisters needs me!

"Um, it's Super Smash Brothers..."

 

[Shin F.]

Stolen from my post on the Palutena thread.

MAXIMUM TROLLING: Palutena is unlocked by having enough codec conversations with her.

"You seem to be having so much fun down there, Pit! Why, I ought to join you!"

"What? Really?! Oh, you're just joking right? I'm still in the middle of a match! You wouldn't interrupt a match, would you?"

"Ahahahaha~! Oh Pit... No seriously, I'm coming down there! Super Bash Sisters needs me!

"Um, it's Super Smash Brothers..."

That would be pretty cool. People would think it's just anther codec then when the match ends, you get her Challenger Approaching screen.

 

[Brickbuild101]

That would be pretty cool. People would think it's just anther codec then when the match ends, you get her Challenger Approaching screen.

Or maybe she has a special Boss Battle (Goddesses are on a high enough level to deserve that) that interrupts the battle, and requires all the fighters to team up and get her finished, or else she uses the Palutena Glam Cannon which is SO powerful, the match ends among the double-to-quadrupal KO, and Palutena is displayed as the winner, with an exclusive victory pose where she says "Don't worry, I'll be waiting for you at the end of the next battle! See ya!" and accents into light.

 

[greenluigiman2]

For future reference, Little Mac/Doc codecs should be a one-sided conversation. Little Mac doesn't ask about his opponents (He doesn't talk period), Doc gives a one sentence summary.

 

[Z25]

Snake's for:
Girhiam

Snake: Colonel who is this over dressed guy he looks like a wanted criminal?
Colonel: Snake that's girihiam! He is one of link's earliest enemies! He is both a sword and magic user! Beware he has many powerful sword maneuvers and can transform into a much stronger form!
Snake: Sounds like quite a person! Now we just need to get him a better outfit then a circus attire and he would be much better to fight with.

 

[Vintage Creep]

For future reference, Little Mac/Doc codecs should be a one-sided conversation. Little Mac doesn't ask about his opponents (He doesn't talk period), Doc gives a one sentence summary.

Yeah, but it would be nice to have something like that.

Also Pokédex entries for the Trainer would be really funny imho.

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah, but it would be nice to have something like that.

Also Pokédex entries for the Trainer would be really funny imho.

That would be great, let me try one with Ridley
Dex: Ridley- a Dragon/Flying Space Pirate, he attacks using his tail and spitting fireballs, while he's a dragon, ice moves aren't super-effective against him, meaning pure power is required to take him down.

 

[LF2K]

Here's some for Pit and Palutena.

Waddle Dee

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, that Waddle Dee is trying to skewer me!"
"Aww, relax, Pit! How can you let yourself get bullied by a little Waddle Dee?"
"But this one is tossing spears at me!"
"Wow, you're more of a baby than I though-..."
*Palutena stops for a moment, looking closer.*
"Oh, that Waddle Dee! Why didn't you say you were fighting him?"
"He's just wearing a bandana, what makes him so special?"
"The Waddle Dee you're fighting now is actually King Dedede's lackey."
"Lackey? This guy's not fighting for himself? I thought all rebels wore stupid things on their head."
"Nope. I've gazed into Waddle Dee's soul, which burns with a deep respect for his King."
*Palutena slying smirks at Pit.*
"Perhaps you could learn something from him, Pit."
"...I'm not wearing that stupid bandana, though."

Takamaru

Spoiler

"I swear I've seen this guy somewhere, before..."
"That's Takamaru, Pit. He's a samurai that lived in medieval Japan."
"I still think I know this guy... I just can't put my finger on it."
"Well, you two do have a lot in common."
"Oh, what's that, Lady Palutena?"
"For one, you're both hardened warriors that served a leader."
"I'm sure his leader was jealous of mine!"
"Uh, sure, Pit... And for two, you both disappeared for a long time. Takamaru hasn't had a new game since 1986."
"Oh, so he's the Pit of this game! So I guess we'll see him a new game soon?"
"Sure, I plan on hiring him to take your place."
"What, no! I've waited years for a sequel!"

 

[Z25]

Here's some for Pit and Palutena.

Waddle Dee

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, that Waddle Dee is trying to skewer me!"
"Aww, relax, Pit! How can you let yourself get bullied by a little Waddle Dee?"
"But this one is tossing spears at me!"
"Wow, you're more of a baby than I though-..."
*Palutena stops for a moment, looking closer.*
"Oh, that Waddle Dee! Why didn't you say you were fighting him?"
"He's just wearing a bandana, what makes him so special?"
"The Waddle Dee you're fighting now is actually King Dedede's lackey."
"Lackey? This guy's not fighting for himself? I thought all rebels wore stupid things on their head."
"Nope. I've gazed into Waddle Dee's soul, which burns with a deep respect his King."
*Palutena slying smirks at Pit.*
"Perhaps you could learn something from him, Pit."
"...I'm not wearing that stupid bandana, though."

Takamaru

Spoiler

"I swear I've seen this guy somewhere, before..."
"That's Takamaru, Pit. He's a samurai that lived in medieval Japan."
"I still think I know this guy... I just can't put my finger on it."
"Well, you two do have a lot in common."
"Oh, what's that, Lady Palutena?"
"For one, you're both hardened warriors that served a leader."
"I'm sure his leader was jealous of mine!"
"Uh, sure, Pit... And for two, you both disappeared for a long time. Takamaru hasn't had a new game since 1986."
"Oh, so he's the Pit of this game! So I guess we'll see him a new game soon?"
"Sure, I plan on hiring him to take your place."
"What, no! I've waited years for a sequel!"

Lol, I love that takamaru one and pokedex entries for characters would be hilarious!

 

[Shin F.]

Yeah, but it would be nice to have something like that.

Also Pokédex entries for the Trainer would be really funny imho.

At the very least, we should classify all the characters into Pokemon types. I'd say Mario is a normal / fire type.

 

[Z25]

At the very least, we should classify all the characters into Pokemon types. I'd say Mario is a normal / fire type.

Yes! Luigi is grass and normal. Peach is fairy, Bowser is fire and ground, etc.

 

[Shin F.]

Yes! Luigi is grass and normal. Peach is fairy, Bowser is fire and ground, etc.

I think I'm going to actually make a chart with a lot of these

I'd say Luigi is Normal / Thunder, since he's known as the Green Thunder and has those lightning abilities in the RPG games.

 

[Marakatu]

You know, this thread makes me feel like buying a 3DS just to play Kid Icarus Uprising.

 

[Vintage Creep]

At the very least, we should classify all the characters into Pokemon types. I'd say Mario is a normal / fire type.

Mario: normal/fire
Luigi: normal/fire
Peach: normal/fairy
Rosalina & Luma: psychic/fairy (if her Lumas have different attacks, may have different types like fire/electric etc.)
Bowser: dragon/fire
Yoshi: dragon/fairy
Wario: poison (his farts)
Donkey Kong: normal/fighting
Diddy Kong: normal
Link: normal/steel
Zelda: psychic/fire
Sheik: fighting/dark
Ganondorf: dark
Toon Link: normal/steel
Kirby: fairy
King Dedede: fairy
Meta Knight: dark/steel
Pit: normal/flying
Marth: normal/steel
Ike: normal/steel
Roy: steel/fire
Samus Aran: steel + fire/ice/electric (depending on her attacks)
Zero Suit Samus: fighting/electric
Fox: normal/electric
Falco: flying/electric
Wolf: dark/electric
Olimar & Pikmin: grass + fire/water/rock/poison/flying (depending on the pikmins)
Sonic: normal
Mega Man: steel
Villager: normal/bug (only because if not there are no bug types and I'm a completion *****)
Wii Fit Trainer: fighting/fairy
Little Mac: fighting/ground
Captain Falcon: fire/electric
Ness: psychic
Lucas: psychic
Mr. Game & Watch: ghost (creepy enough but it fits perfectly)
R.O.B.: steel/ghost (same reason)
Ice Climbers: fire obviously ice
Snake: normal

Palutena: psychic/fairy
Dixie Kong: normal
King K. Rool: water/ground
Takamaru: steel
Shulk: psychic/electric
Professor Layton: psychic/gentleman

Actually, now that I think about it, they could create specific types for the lulz.

 

[Shin F.]

Mario: normal/fire
Luigi: normal/fire
Peach: normal/fairy
Rosalina & Luma: psychic/fairy (if her Lumas have different attacks, may have different types like fire/electric etc.)
Bowser: dragon/fire
Yoshi: dragon/fairy
Wario: poison (his farts)
Donkey Kong: normal/fighting
Diddy Kong: normal
Link: normal/steel
Zelda: psychic/fire
Sheik: fighting/dark
Ganondorf: dark
Toon Link: normal/steel
Kirby: fairy
King Dedede: fairy
Meta Knight: dark/steel
Pit: normal/flying
Marth: normal/steel
Ike: normal/steel
Roy: steel/fire
Samus Aran: steel + fire/ice/electric (depending on her attacks)
Zero Suit Samus: fighting/electric
Fox: normal/electric
Falco: flying/electric
Wolf: dark/electric
Olimar & Pikmin: grass + fire/water/rock/poison/flying (depending on the pikmins)
Sonic: normal
Mega Man: steel
Villager: normal/bug (only because if not there are no bug types and I'm a completion *****)
Wii Fit Trainer: fighting/fairy
Little Mac: fighting/ground
Captain Falcon: fire/electric
Ness: psychic
Lucas: psychic
Mr. Game & Watch: ghost (creepy enough but it fits perfectly)
R.O.B.: steel/ghost (same reason)
Ice Climbers: fire obviously ice
Snake: normal

Palutena: psychic/fairy
Dixie Kong: normal
King K. Rool: water/ground
Takamaru: steel
Shulk: psychic/electric
Professor Layton: psychic/gentleman

Actually, now that I think about it, they could create specific types for the lulz.

All looks about right to me I'd also add:

Isaac: steel/ground
Ridley: dragon/flying

And perhaps the other bosses as well:

Petey Pirahna: grass
Porky: steel
Meta Ridley: steel/dragon
Galleom: steel
Duon: steel/fire
Tabuu: combination of dark/psychic/ghost
Master Hand: psychic/ghost
Crazy Hand: psychic/ghost

 

[EdgeTheLucas]

Mario: normal/fire
Luigi: normal/fire
Peach: normal/fairy
Rosalina & Luma: psychic/fairy (if her Lumas have different attacks, may have different types like fire/electric etc.)
Bowser: dragon/fire
Yoshi: dragon/fairy
Wario: poison (his farts)
Donkey Kong: normal/fighting
Diddy Kong: normal
Link: normal/steel
Zelda: psychic/fire
Sheik: fighting/dark
Ganondorf: dark
Toon Link: normal/steel
Kirby: fairy
King Dedede: fairy
Meta Knight: dark/steel
Pit: normal/flying
Marth: normal/steel
Ike: normal/steel
Roy: steel/fire
Samus Aran: steel + fire/ice/electric (depending on her attacks)
Zero Suit Samus: fighting/electric
Fox: normal/electric
Falco: flying/electric
Wolf: dark/electric
Olimar & Pikmin: grass + fire/water/rock/poison/flying (depending on the pikmins)
Sonic: normal
Mega Man: steel
Villager: normal/bug (only because if not there are no bug types and I'm a completion *****)
Wii Fit Trainer: fighting/fairy
Little Mac: fighting/ground
Captain Falcon: fire/electric
Ness: psychic
Lucas: psychic
Mr. Game & Watch: ghost (creepy enough but it fits perfectly)
R.O.B.: steel/ghost (same reason)
Ice Climbers: fire obviously ice
Snake: normal

Palutena: psychic/fairy
Dixie Kong: normal
King K. Rool: water/ground
Takamaru: steel
Shulk: psychic/electric
Professor Layton: psychic/gentleman

Actually, now that I think about it, they could create specific types for the lulz.

Gentleman for 19th type

*GameFreak proceeds to design more creatures with top hats and moustaches, with cries that sound vaguely like "Good day, chap!" or "Cheerio!"*

 

[Smashoperatingbuddy123]

I'm seeing great codecs I'm going to give mewtwo a shot for snake


Snake: Are my eyes deceiving me or is that a alien with horns

Col. Roy :No snake it's not a alien thats a legendary pokemon called mewtwo. He was pokemon experiment gone horribly wrong. His psychic powers are out of this world and his mother is mew

Snake: you mean that white floating cat? He looks nothing like that cat

Col. Roy: I know but he's is :but stay on your toes hes he can create shadow balls too

Snake: well I'm going to a try an old trick from the past on him

Col. Roy trust me don't try that.

END

not that good but its a attempt

 

[Shin F.]

Gentleman for 19th type

*GameFreak proceeds to design more creatures with top hats and moustaches, with cries that sound vaguely like "Good day, chap!" or "Cheerio!"*

Goodaychap and Cheerio sound like Pokemon names, alright, lol.

 

[chaoswafflez04]

Snake Codec: Zoroark:
*AUX CALL Press Select*
Snake: Otacon, what in the world is that Gray and Red fox thing that's standing on two legs? And what's with the ponytail getup?
Otacon: That's Zoroark, the Illusion Fox Pokémon. It has the ability to create illusions that are indistinguishable from reality, including making itself have the appearance of any Pokémon or even human it wants! Also, while appearing as a human, it can even speak!
Snake: So it can make illusions, huh... what other kinds of illusions can it make?
Otacon: Apparently it can make extremely convincing illusions of attacks, making the target believe they're being physically affected. I would watch out if I were you...
Snake: Wait, didn't you say before that it can turn into ANYBODY and speak like a normal person would?
Otacon: Yes, why?
Snake: Then how do I know that you're not another Zoroark pretending to be Otacon?
Otacon: What?!?! J-Just get back to the mission at hand...

Doc Louis' Advice: Kirby
D.L.: Ya see that pink puffball over there? That's Kirby, and he's sure got a larger appetite than I have for chocolate, ha ha ha! Ya have to watch out for him whenever he's inhaling, or he'll copy your boxing skills! Also keep away from him at all costs when he pulls out his hammer, son! Take him out so I won't have to worry about him getting his soft pink hands on my chocolate bar!

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

A new secret taunt to boot for Pit...

Pit: Lady Palutena, did Bowser just turn into a baby? He looks different.

Palutena: Actually Pit, that's Bowser's son, Bowser Jr..

Pit: Wait, so Bowser has children?

Palutena: Yes, but unlike the seven Koopalings, Bowser Jr. is Bowser's true son. Much like his father, Bowser Jr. is known to cause mischief for the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom. He's also well-adapted to using advanced technology, such as his Magic Paintbrush.

Pit: Yeah, I can see his brush, and something about it seems bad.

Palutena: Bowser Jr. can use his paintbrush to leave behind graffiti. If the graffiti gets on you, your damage will increase for a while.

Pit: That sounds scary.

Viridi: That kid's a menace to nature. Can you believe the amount of damage that he caused for a precious island? Fry his shell to bits for me!!

Pit: ...I'm guessing that he used that brush for pollution before.

Pautena: Pretty much. Stay strong Pit, and keep yourself clean too.

Pit: I'll try...

 

[MasteRMerF]

I'm loving all of these.

 

[LF2K]

Got some more!

Mega Man

Spoiler

"This guy seems so familiar. It's like I've known him for ages."
"I guess you're talking about Mega Man, Pit?"
"Oh, that is Mega Man! Heh, how could I forget about the time I finally beat Air Man?"
"Ah, yes. You certainly were proud..."
"But now that I think about it more, Lady Palutena, he seems ever more familiar. I swear we've fought together in the past."
"I think you're remembering things wrong-icus."
"...Sorry, Lady Palutena?"
"Your memories must be all mixed up-icus!"
"Why are you talking like that? It's mega annoying."
"Talking like what...icus?"
"Stop that-icus! Argh, now you got me doing it!"

Ness

Spoiler

"It doesn't feel right I'm fighting this kid, Lady Palutena."
"Oh, don't worry about him, Pit. Ness looks like your average kid, but he's actually gifted with psychic powers beyond any normal human."
"Psychic powers?! *gulps*... Like what?"
"Oh, your standard things. Pyrokinesis, psychokinesis, teleporation..."
"Could he... read minds?"
"I would guess so... does that concern you?"
"Uh, no. Not at all."
"Huh... if you say so. I still hope you don't think about anything.... naughty!"
"I told you I was kidding..."

Captain Falcon

Spoiler

"Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh, it's him!"
"I'm sorry, Lady Palutena?"
"You're fighting Captain Falcon!"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"He's so manly and dreamy..."
"Uh, Lady Palutena...?"
*No response*
"Lady Palutena?!"
*Still nothing*
"Great, she's not paying attention. I've got to do something."
*A lightbulb appears over Pit's head, then he smirks."
"I've got it!"
"Pit takes a deep breath*
"Falcon PUUUUUUUNCH!"
*No response from Palutena*
"Falcon KIIIIIIIICK!!"
*Pit's efforts are to no avail. He begins sobbing.*
"How does he do it?!"

 

[majorasmaskfan]

Got some more!

Mega Man

Spoiler

"This guy seems so familiar. It's like I've known him for ages."
"I guess you're talking about Mega Man, Pit?"
"Oh, that is Mega Man! Heh, how could I forget about the time I finally beat Air Man?"
"Ah, yes. You certainly were proud..."
"But now that I think about it more, Lady Palutena, he seems ever more familiar. I swear we've fought together in the past."
"I think you're remembering things wrong-icus."
"...Sorry, Lady Palutena?"
"You're memories must be all mixed up-icus!"
"Why are you talking like that? It's mega annoying."
"Talking like what...icus?"
"Stop that-icus! Argh, now you got me doing it!"

Ness

Spoiler

"It doesn't feel right I'm fighting this kid, Lady Palutena."
"Oh, don't worry about him, Pit. Ness looks like your average kid, but he's actually gifted with psychic powers beyond any normal human."
"Psychic powers?! *gulps*... Like what?"
"Oh, your standard things. Pyrokinesis, psychokinesis, teleporation..."
"Could he... read minds?"
"I would guess so... does that concern you?"
"Uh, no. Not at all."
"Huh... if you say so. I still hope you don't think about anything.... naughty!"
"I told you I was kidding..."

Captain Falcon

Spoiler

"Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh, it's him!"
"I'm sorry, Lady Palutena?"
"You're fighting Captain Falcon!"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"He's so manly and dreamy..."
"Uh, Lady Palutena...?"
*No response*
"Lady Palutena?!"
*Still nothing*
"Great, she's not paying attention. I've got to do something."
*A lightbulb appears over Pit's head, then he smirks."
"I've got it!"
"Pit takes a deep breath*
"Falcon PUUUUUUUNCH!"
*No response from Palutena*
"Falcon KIIIIIIIICK!!"
*Pit's efforts are to no avail. He begins sobbing.*
"How does he do it?!"

well now you have to do one with Simon belmont to complete the captain n trio

 

[greenluigiman2]

A few Little Mac/Doc "codecs"

Mario
"Mario's a well rounded fighter, Mac. Don't go easy on him just because he used to be the ref. Make him see stars!"

Link
"Stay on your toes out there Mac and don't get sliced up. Remember, the punch is mightier than the sword."

Kirby
"I could go for some chocolate flavored bubblegum right about now. Hahaha!"

Pikachu
"Don't let this yellow pest shock you Mac. Dodge his bolts and counter with some lighting fast punches."

Fox:
"Hey Mac, Fox has got some tricks up his sleeves. Don't get disoriented. Send this space animal into orbit."

Samus
"Hey son, Samus may be a lady, but she's dangerous. Forget about who's behind that armor and don't pull your punches."

Pit
"This kid might be a big deal in the skies, but you're the champ down below. Use the ground to your advantage Mac."

DK
"Opponents come back with a vengeance in a rematch. Stay focused and defend your title."

WFT
"With all the chocolate I've consumed I could use a trainer of my own. Am I right Mac?

Mega Man
"Mac baby, Mega Man learns somethin' new from every victory. Take what you've learned and give him a taste of his own medicine."

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

[collapse=Pit's Secret Taunt: Luigi]Pit: Lady Palutena, I'm up against Luigi.

Palutena: Luigi? Oh, you mean Mario's younger brother?

Pit: ...It doesn't sound like you remember him.

Palutena: I'm only kidding Pit, but yes, Luigi has always been stuck in the shadow of his older brother for a long time. At times, people have even forgotten that he exists.

Pit: Well he did look a lot like Mario in the past.

Palutena: But recently, Luigi has received some more attention, even if it means going on an adventure all by himself.

Pit: At least he's trying.

Palutena: Anyway, after the fight, be sure to get his autograph for me. Okay?

Pit: If you say so...[/collapse]

[collapse=Doc Louis's Advice: Link]Before the first KO: Hey, Mac baby. Link is like a projectile utility belt. While he may be good with a sword, he can also use his weapons to attack from a distance. Dodge and block those attacks, and you'll have this match in the bag.

After the first KO, but tied with Link: Don't be afraid of the sword Mac. Take the bull by the horns!

Little Mac is winning: That's it, son. Show Link that the fist is mightier than the sword here!

Link is winning: You can't let Link's weaponry get the better of you Mac. Show no fear, and take the fight over to him!

Second intermission: Man, how Link can carry so many items with him is so mysterious. I should probably ask him how he does it some time.[/collapse]

 

[LF2K]

Here's a few more, one with everyone's favorite dark angel.

Mario

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, there's Mario!! I can't believe I'm actually fighting him!"
"What are you talking about, Pit? You two have fought side-by-side in the past."
"We have...? Oh, that's right! How could I forget?!"
"So I guess you won't need my help, then?"
"I didn't need your help in the first place. I'm fighting the man, the myth, and the legend himself! I just couldn't contain myself."
"...Even though you already knew him."

Alternatively, if Mario is wearing his Dr. Mario costume.

Spoiler

"Hey, why is Mario dressed in a lab coat?"
"That's Dr. Mario, Pit. Well, sort of."
"Sort of?"
"Unlike the past melee, Mario is just wearing his medical outfit. Dr. Mario and Mario used to be two separate fighters with their own abilities."
"I guess it was kind of like me and Pittoo."
"Not quite. Remember, you and him posses the same abilities. Pittoo's basically a clone."
"Well, so was Dr. Mario..."

Mewtwo

Spoiler

"Hey there, Pit-stain."
"Hey, Pittoo! Uh... do you mind if I ask you something?"
"Well, since you're already burning up my minutes..."
"What can you tell me about Mewtwo?"
"What do I look like, a Poké Dex?"
"Sorry, but I thought you might be an expert at this sort of thing."
"I'm no expert at cloning, but I do know my Pokémon. Mewtwo is a clone of Mew. However, the scientists that created him wanted to make the ultimate fighting machine."
"That definitely shows. Mewtwo's psychic power is amazing!"
"However, they failed to give him a heart. So, in a way, they got what they wanted."
"Geez. I'm glad the Mirror of Truth didn't do that to you."
"... Thanks, Pit."

 

[Mr. KoopaTurtle]

A new secret taunt to boot for Pit...

Pit: Lady Palutena, did Bowser just turn into a baby? He looks different.

Palutena: Actually Pit, that's Bowser's son, Bowser Jr..

Pit: Wait, so Bowser has children?

Palutena: Yes, but unlike the seven Koopalings, Bowser Jr. is Bowser's true son. Much like his father, Bowser Jr. is known to cause mischief for the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom. He's also well-adapted to using advanced technology, such as his Magic Paintbrush.

Pit: Yeah, I can see his brush, and something about it seems bad.

Palutena: Bowser Jr. can use his paintbrush to leave behind graffiti. If the graffiti gets on you, your damage will increase for a while.

Pit: That sounds scary.

Viridi: That kid's a menace to nature. Can you believe the amount of damage that he caused for a precious island? Fry his shell to bits for me!!

Pit: ...I'm guessing that he used that brush for pollution before.

Pautena: Pretty much. Stay strong Pit, and keep yourself clean too.

Pit: I'll try...

Thank you. Thank you so much.

 

[LF2K]

Guess I'll take a shot at a few boss characters.

Metal Mario

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, what happened to Mario?!"
"That's not Mario you're fighting, Pit. That's Metal Mario."
"Metal Mario?"
"He's an enigmatic foe, Pit. No one really knows who created him or what his motives are."
"But what's so special about him?"
"Metal Mario has all the skills and fighting ability that Mario has. However, like his name implies, Metal Mario is encased in heavy steel."
"So he's basically a walking wall."
"Exactly, Pit. That steel coat allows him to barely feel a thing when you hurt him."
"So what can I do to defeat him?"
"Just build up his damage and toss him out of the arena. All that steel makes him so heavy that he falls super fast."
"Perhaps you could grant me the Power of Flight and I could drop him?"
"Ha, you're funny Pit... do you even lift?"

Master Hand

Spoiler

"Well, Lady Palutena, I've made it."
"You've come far to finally challenge Master Hand."
"A giant disembodied hand is creepier than I imagined. What's the story behind him?"
"That's a good question, Pit. Master Hand is even a mystery to us gods. But they say Master Hand is the embodiment of the creative forces of nature."
"So a giant hand that likes to build things... makes sense, I suppose."
"Just be careful, Pit. Master Hand's still a lot bigger than you, so he's perfectly capable of squishing you like a bug."
"Aww, gee, thanks. Just what I needed to hear."

Crazy Hand

Spoiler

"Whoa, there's two of them now?!"
"Look out, Pit! Master Hand's other half, Crazy Hand, is finally here!"
"Crazy is right, this guy's unpredictable! What's up with him?"
"Well, like they say Master Hand is the avatar of creation, they say Crazy Hand is the force of destruction."
"Destruction?! That doesn't sound good..."
"No, it's not. And unfortunately for you, Master and Crazy Hand are a fearsome team. They'll both work together to flatten you."
"Now I know how our enemies felt about Pittoo and me joining forces..."

 

[Z25]

These are all so great. I can't think of characters to do codecs for, so I will take suggestions. Anyone have them?

 

[LF2K]

Perhaps a character you want in the next game?

 

[Z25]

Perhaps a character you want in the next game?

Honestly everyone I want has been bought up a lot already. I could be a bit unrealistic and do one for billy hatcher or shadow, I also could do one for pacman since he hasn't been done yet.

 

[Tornado_Man]

Snake codec for Luigi.

Colonel: So, you're facing Luigi, eh Snake?
Snake: Yea- wait. You've got nothing funny to say this time?
Colonel: W-well, what do you mean? He's the famous brother of Mario!
Snake: Hmm. Guess that 'Year of Luigi' did him some justice after all.
Colonel: Yeah, sure. Anyway, get out there and show him what you've got.
Snake: Got it.

 

[LF2K]

Here's a question, if Pittoo is one of Pit's alternate costumes, would he have unique coversations?

Another Pit

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, it's... it's ... me! There's another Pit here!"
"Calm down, Pit. Remember, you do already have a clone."
"But this one looks nothing like Pittoo! He looks just like me... except his clothes are a different color."
"So, what does that make him... Pitthree?"
"OK, that name is lame. But still, can you offer any advice?
"I can't, Pit. If there's anyone who knows you best, it's you. You and this Pit may be duplicates, but your tactics will be different. Try to find any openings and take him out!"
"This is making my head hurt!"

If another Pit is wearing the Pittoo costume

Spoiler

"Hey, Pittoo's here!"
"Well, you know him, any opportunity to fight and he's on it."
"I'm just glad I'm not fighting alone this time."
"Uh, I hate to break it to you Pit... but Pittoo's fighting against you here."
"Oh, well... then this is just some friendly competition!"
"Still, watch out. Pittoo's armed with all your skills and abilities, so you two are evenly matched."
"Then it's time to tip the scales towards the light!'

Giant Kirby (Adventure Mode)

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, what happened to Kirby?! He's huge!!"
"That's Giant Kirby, Pit. Since you wiped the floor with the Kirby Team, Giant Kirby's stepped in to deal with you personally!"
"Oh, great. And it was so much fun sending all those Kirbies flying, too."
"Giant Kirby is a dangerous foe, Pit. He's much stronger than your normal Kirby, plus his appetite is much, much bigger."
"Is that even possible?!"

Giga Bowser

Spoiler

"Whoa, is this still Bowser?!"
"That's Giga Bowser, Pit."
"Giga Bowser?! What happened with regular Bowser?"
"They say Giga Bowser is Bowser's inner demon. All these years of always being beaten by Mario has taken a toll on him. So now, he's unleashed the beast inside, and it's ready to rip you to shreads!"
"Oh, great. Now I have to fight this monstrosity on my own. Where's Mario when you need him?"
"You can do it, Pit! You've faced tougher odds in the past! Now finish him off and we'll celebrate with turtle soup when you get home."
"Yes! Your cooking is just the motivation I needed!"

 

[Brickbuild101]

To embrace craziness, I'll do some between Villager and Isabelle!

"Uh, Mayor? ...What are we doing out here!? We were gonna go build a community project, and then you take me on the train to some crazy land of dangerous stuff!? You'll keep me safe! You're big and strong, right?"

*a small bubble appears on the screen with two reply options: "Have you SEEN these guns?" and "No! I'm scared! AAH!!"*

If "Have you SEEN these guns?" is selected:

"Yeah...whatever you say, Mayor. Well, I'll be over here until the dirty work's done! At least try to keep the work clean though...heh..."

If "No! I'm scared! AAH!!" is selected:

"Oh dear...I'm afraid, no pun intended, that we might be staying here for a while. Hello? Train? Porter? Anyone!? Sigh..."

THE END! A Mayor Villy and Kid Isacus cartoon!

*credits roll while "Animal Crossing in my Soup" by Shirley Temple plays*

Animal Crossing in my soup

insulting villagers and calling them poop

gosh, oh gee, how I have fun

beating the villagers, one by one!
*

 

[Depressed Gengar]

Mac's
Mario: Finally, you can get revenge on the ref! Show him a REAL uppercut!
Pikachu: Man, he lost weight big time! Wii Fit is useful after all, huh?
Link: Remember, the fist is mightier than the SWOOOOORD! ...Who am I kidding, I'm not Alucard.
DK: Revenge, they say, is best served with bananas! I hope they serve chocolate too...

 

[bigbro2233]

Black Shadow- Pit

Pit: Palutena, I'm nervous about this one! Who is he?
Hades: Ah, what a delightful question!
Pit: Hades? What are you doing here?
Hades: My dear Pit, I'm here to tell you about Black Shadow. Think of him as an evil buff Captain Falcon.
Pit: He looks nothing like Captain Falcon...
Hades: But he drives a race car like him! Oh, and he can control black magic as well. I can't wait to get my hands on his twisted soul...
Pit: You're so evil, you know that?
Hades: Thank you.