Invent your own Codecs for Snake, little mac, pit, and team starfox.

[Z25]

Even if he's not in the new ones, he's still a Brawl character. I say keep him regardless.

Good point, and what is morphology?

 

[Shin F.]

Good point, and what is morphology?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=morphology+definition

It's used in Samus' Scan Visor when she scans an enemy or a living creature.

 

[Z25]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=morphology definition

It's used in Samus' Scan Visor when she scans an enemy or a living creature.

Ah, ok, i have never played metroid, so i had no clue what that was.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Snake: Otacon! Who's this guy with the glasses and a stick?
Otacon: That's Harry Potter, Snake. He's the boy who lived!
Snake: What's so famous about a "boy who lived?!"
Otacon: When Harry was just a baby, his parents were killed by a dark wizard named Voldemort, when Voldemort tried to kill Harry, the killing curse backfired, paralyzing Voldemort for 13 years.
Snake: That sounds pretty admirable that he got out of there completely unharmed!
Otacon: No, Snake, take a look on his forehead, what do you see?
Snake: What seems to be a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt.
Otacon: Exactly. That's all he took from Voldemort that night though, nothing else.

 

[Deleted member]

Snake: Otacon! Who's this guy with the glasses and a stick?
Otacon: That's Harry Potter, Snake. He's the boy who lived!
Snake: What's so famous about a "boy who lived?!"
Otacon: When Harry was just a baby, his parents were killed by a dark wizard named Voldemort, when Voldemort tried to kill Harry, the killing curse backfired, paralyzing Voldemort for 13 years.
Snake: That sounds pretty admirable that he got out of there completely unharmed!
Otacon: No, Snake, take a look on his forehead, what do you see?
Snake: What seems to be a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt.
Otacon: Exactly. That's all he took from Voldemort that night though, nothing else.

No, stop, please! If you're going with an unconfirmed char, at least let it be realistic

 

[Z25]

No, stop, please! If you're going with an unconfirmed char, at least let it be realistic

At least it's funny.

 

[Shin F.]

Look, CliffJumper,

I love Harry Potter as much as the next guy. In fact, I like it just as much or more than Smash. I have all the books and all the movies and I even draw it. I'm reading a Harry Potter fanfic right now, at this very moment. But please, they're not meant to be mixed. Try to at least keep the place to video game characters.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

No, stop, please! If you're going with an unconfirmed char, at least let it be realistic

Who says I can't do Harry Potter codecs here?
Edit: NINJA'D

 

[Deleted member]

Who says I can't do Harry Potter codecs here?
Edit: NINJA'D

This is a thread for Smash codecs, HP has literally 0% chances of getting in, make for deconfirmed chars like Waluigi or whatever(and don't dare to bring Goku into this)

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

This is a thread for Smash codecs, HP has literally 0% chances of getting in, make for deconfirmed chars like Waluigi or whatever(and don't dare to bring Goku into this)

(Muggles)
Ok, sorry!

 

[Tornado_Man]

Dimentio:

Snake: Who is this weird clown?
Otacon: That's Dimentio, the crazy and merciless magician who intends only to end one's game.
Snake: 'End one's game?' What does that even mean?
Otacon: ...It means he wants to kill you, Snake.
Snake: Kill me? With his pitiful magic tricks? Heh, can't beat me with what isn't real.
Otacon: Just be careful, he's unpredictable. You could soon find yourself trapped in the inescapable Dimension D.
Snake: ..We'll see about that.

End transmission

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Knuckles

Snake: Mei Ling! Who's this red guy with the boxing gloves?
Mei Ling: Oh, that's Knuckles the Echidna. He's the guardian of the Master Emerald.
Snake: What makes him think I'm going to steal the Master Emerald
Mei Ling: I don't know, he's pretty clumsy, often losing the Master Emerald having to look for it all the time.
Snake: He looks like he's ready to start a fight anytime.
Mei Ling: He certainly is hotheaded, that's for sure.
Snake: (groans)

 

[relaxedexcorcist]

Charizard

Pit: Hey, it's Charizard!
Palutena: Sure is, and without a Trainer to guide him he's more ferocious than ever. Those claws of his will really do a number on you.
Pit: Forget the claws, those fire attacks of his are so cool. And he can fly too!
Palutena: Wow you really like Charizard don't you?
Pit: He's the coolest! I always pick Charmander as my starter.
Palutena: Always huh?
Pit: Yup, everytime.
Palutena: Hmph, well in that case, I'll choose Squirtle!
Pit: Hey, no fair!

 

[IvanQuote]

There've been plenty of Pit and Falcon ones but...

Pit: Hey, check it out Lady Palutena, it's Captain Fal-

Pyrrhon: FALCOOON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!

Palutena: Oh look, Pyrrhon is here to join us...

Pit: Do you mind!? Interrupting people is kinda ru-

Pyrrhon: FALCOOON KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

Pit: ...

Pyrrhon: HAHAHAHAAA! It's the embodiment of AWESOME himself, Captain Falcon. KAPOW! KABLOOIE!

Palutena: What Pyrrhon is trying to say is that Captain Falcon is a famous and successful bounty hunter. With high octane firepower behind his attacks, make sure to dodge his attacks or else you'll be finished.

Pit: Yikes.

Pyrrhon: And that's not all, he is also epic racer who-

Viridi: HE is just like any other human! Tearing up the land just to see who's fastest in a stupid car!? He is a menace to the nature itself!

Pyrrhon: Upp, upp, upp missie. Captain Falcon is too AWESOME for geography! Mountains create valleys as he walks by! He has the Knee of Justice! The Nipple Spike! He could blow up half the universe with his punch alone! KABLAMMIE!

Viridi: Um...ew. I think I'll leave this one to you Pit.

Palutena: Yeah, I'm out too. Good luck Pit.

Pit: NO VIRIDI, PALUTENA, COME BACK!!! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS WEIRDO!!!

Pyrrhon: Welp, looks like you're on your own. Show 'em your moves citizen.

Pit: *sobbing* FALCON SOB...

 

[Metal_Sonic]

Pit: Hey isn't that?

Palutena: Yeah its Wreck-It Ralph surprising that he is here.

Pit: So is he a good guy or bad guy?

Palutena: A mix of both but only because its job to be the bad guy in his game but he did save the video game world from a coo-coo head.

Pit: Did he gain respect for this?

Palutena: Yep now everyone respects him even his big hands.

Pit: Are you crushing on Ralph?

Palutena: Oh look at the time I gotta keep a eye on the world.

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Doc Louis's Advice: Lucario

Before the first KO: Hey, Mac baby. Lucario utilizes its aura abilities for combat. Depending on its position in battle, its aura will either grow stronger or weaker. Avoid its attacks, and give it your all!

After the first KO, but tied with Lucario: Don't be afraid of the aura, son. Let's show Lucario who's the true fighter around here!

Little Mac is winning: All right, Mac. You may have the lead, but be aware that Lucario is even stronger when it's losing. Remember, a cornered rat is always dangerous to face.

Lucario is winning: I taste a big comeback opportunity, son. You might be down, but Lucario is now weaker than before. Use its aura weakness to your advantage to get back on top!

Second intermission: Hey, Mac. I've heard rumors that Lucario can handle the fine taste of chocolate. After the fight, let's treat it to a chocolate bar feast. *laughs*

 

[relaxedexcorcist]

Got one for a Pit mirror.

Pit: Hey Pittoo! When did you get here?
...
Pit: Not in a talking mood I see.
Palutena: Pit I don't think that's him.
Pit: C'mon who else could it be?
Dark Pit: Well not me for starters.
Pit: Pittoo!
Dark Pit: How long are you going to keep calling me that?
Pit: Wait so I have another clone?! When did that happen?
Palutena: Maybe this one is a clone of Pittoo.
Dark Pit: Please. Like I'd fall the same tricks this idiot stumbles into.
Pit: You say that but-
Dark Pit: Zip it.
Palutena: So what do we call this one. Pitthree? No...
Pit: How about Dark Dark Pit!
Palutena: Oh! Pittoo 2.0!
Dark Pit: How about you just finish him before I decide to come over there myself. This is excruciating.
The Other Pit: Pittoo! When did you get here?
Dark Pit: What are you talking about?
Pit: Uh...that wasn't me...
Palutena: Oh dear...
The Other Pit: Pittoo's here? Wait, but then-
Dark Pit: I'm done with this.

 

[AuraKnight]

Pit: Lady Palutena, who's this?
Viridi: That's Mewtwo, a powerful legendary pokemon that uses its psychic powers to devastate its opponents.
Pit: Viridi! Wait, what are you doing here? Where's Lady Palutena?
Viridi: Who cares? What's important is that I'm TRYING to help you! Mewtwo was created by scientists with the goal of making the strongest pokemon to ever exist. However, it was too strong for the researchers to contain, so it escaped to an unknown location.
Pit: Woah, that sounds like a lot of power!
Viridi: It is - too much power for humans to control! They selfishly toiled in the domain of gods for their own benefit and as a result further disrupted the balance of nature! Isn't it sickening?
Pit: Uuh...I'll get back to you on that one.

 

[Depressed Gengar]

All this Cranky talk sounds fun.
VS Mario: Grrr... Mario. That annoying pest. Why won't you grow old already?! Nintendo makes me age! Why can't you?! If I was thirty years younger, I'd be throwin' barrels at ya!
VS Pikachu: The scientists who made this lab rat really went all out. He's firing electricity everywhere! My beard will stand on end! Keep him away from me, please!
VS Fox: Woah! Talk about fancy gadgets! Lasers, reflectors... How many Banana Coins did that cost, over 9000? Course, those first two games of his were rather successful, so that would explain where he got that cash.
VS Captain Falcon: Falcons? I prefer bananas in my punch, thank you very much. Tears taste better anyways, so beat him good, so I can get some!

 

[Eight Melodies]

Snake: So Otacon, who's this kid with the helmet and sword?
Otacon: That's the Masked Man Snake! He's been modified by the Pigmask Army to be a heartless killing machine, outfitted with advanced weaponry.
Snake: That hits a little too close to home...
Otacon: But you do have a heart, Snake!
Snake: It doesn't feel like it much.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Pit: Hey Viridi, what's this frog ninja thing hopping around? Get it?
Viridi: That's Greninja, he's a Water-Dark type Pokémon and can throw Water Shruikens and uses its tongue as a scarf. And that was a bad pun.
Pit: Whatever, it looks pretty cool.
Viridi: It was originally one of my scrapped ideas, but I gave it a chance. And look what happened.
Pit: I saw what happened, it's pretty awesome. This could be the next Charizard.
Viridi: Sorry, but that's not going to happen.

 

[Robertman2]

Colonel: Snake, are you there?
Snake: Yep, what do you want, I'm kinda busy.
Colonel: Yeah just wanted to remind you to pick up the milk.
Snake: Oh yeah but of what kind do you...
Palutena: Yes hello who is this?
Colonel: Oh hi Palutena.
Snake: What? Palu I already answered put down the phone.
Palutena: Don't tell me what to do *******.
Colonel: LOL shots fired
Snake: Oh come on I was just talking to him put down the phone.
Palutena: How's it going Colonel?
Snake: ****...
Colonel: Pretty good thanks kid, what about you?
Slippy: Yes Team Star Fox reporting for duty how can I help you.
Snake: Oh for ****'s sake
Colonel: Who's that annoying voice my God
Palutena: Slippy are you using our phone line again?
Snake: Colonel just tell me the brand of the milk you want
Palutena: Anyway I'm doing OK Colonel. Nothing's really happening right now.
Colonel: Yeah, yeah. Same **** different days right?
Slippy: Is this Foxhound? Do you need our assistance?
Snake: We don't need you Slippy get the **** out.
Colonel: Your voice is embarrassing.
Palutena: He's kinda cute tho
ROB64: Hello? Slippy can you hear me?
Snake: Are you ****ing kidding me
Slippy: Yes ROB what do you need
ROB64: The milk in the fridge has gone bad, do you want me to stop pick it up or something
Snake: I'm getting the ****ing milk
Colonel: Listen why don't you all leave me and the lady here alone for a moment
Palutena: Ohoh, Colonel!
Snake: Just tell me what kind of milk you want
Slippy: Not an heavy one I have digesting problems
Snake: I'm not talking to you
Palutena: Listen Colonel I'm gonna call you on the cell all right?
Colonel: I will gladly answer m'lady
Palutena: OK bye ya'll
Snake: Just ****ing wait a moment Colonel
ROB64: One time Slippy drank a whole bowl of milk and the result was that the Great Fox was smeared of diarrhea the stench went out like a week later
Snake: ****ing Christ
Colonel: Colonel out
Slippy: That wasn't cool of you ROB I'm gonna fix your security system for that
ROB64: Anyway thanks Snake for getting the milk I was actually kinda busy today bye
Snake: No wait
Slippy: Yeah see you later dude bye
Snake: What the fu... Colonel? Slippy? I don't know what... Oh ****.
Waluigi: WAAAAAA?
Snake: **** this ****.

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

[LF2K]

Guess it's time to revive this thread!

Robin (male)

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, who's this guy with the sword and spells?"
"That would be Robin, Pit. He's one of the main members of Ylisse's Shepherds."
"He tends sheep with all that magic? He must be dedicated."
"Well, 'sheep' are actually civilians in his case. But yes, he is dedicated to protecting them."
"Guess we have a lot in common."
"Except you weren't bred to become the ultimate evil force in the world."
"Err, what was that, Lady Palutena?"
"Oh, nothing..."

Robin (female)

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, what can you tell me about the woman with all the magic books?"
"That's Robin, Pit. She's the tactician of Chrom's army, the Shepherds."
"Shepherds? She tends sheep?"
"Well, not exactly... 'sheep' are just the everyday citizens that inhabit Ylisse."
"Oh, I see... Say, I wonder if I could ever learn to use those tomes?"
"You still don't have your Skyworld Library Card, Pit."
"...Yeah, I guess learning to read would help."

Lucina

Spoiler

"Lady Palutena, Marth turned into a woman!"
"Greetings, angel from afar..."
"Err, Lady Palutena?"
"I am Naga. You have reached out to find out about the woman you are fighting. I am here to answer."
"Oh, great! What can you tell me about... Marth?"
"The person you are fighting is Lucina, one of Marth's descendants. She had briefly taken on his identity to travel back in time to save the world from impending doom."
"Impersonating Marth must be her specialty, because she fights just like him!"
"You are right, young angel. The two fight similarly to one another."
"Huh, I guess the same thing can be said about me and Pittoo. Well, thanks for the advice, Lady Naga! Hopefully we can meet again in another game!"
"...Game?"

Pac-Man

Spoiler

"Looks like someone's come to challenge your appetite, Pit."
"Just looking at Pac-Man here is making me hungry!"
"Focus, Pit. Pac-Man's hungry for battle, as well!"
"This guy's got everything. A fire hydrant, fruit, and... is that a Galaxian?"
"Very good, Pit! I guess you truly are a master of gaming history!"
"Well, you need a hobby to keep you busy when you're not in any games yourself!"

 

[Robertman2]

Vs. a team of M!Robin and Lucina. I didn't make it.

Spoiler

@ Robertman2
*codec*

Snake: This is Snake. I need info on a blue-haired girl and a white haired sorcerer guy...
F!Morgan: Aww, little soldier can't handle himself?
Snake: What?! Is this a child? Who are you?
F!Morgan: *laughs*. I'm Morgan. The white haired guy is Robin, my father. You do anything do him and I'll make sure you regret it!
Snake: Uh-huh. That's cute, coming from a little girl. So what's so special about him that will prevent me from disabling him quickly?
F!Morgan: His magic beats out your puny little weapons, old man. There's nothing you have that he can't outperform with sorcery!
Snake: Totally expected child banter...magic doesn't best modern day weaponry.
F!Morgan: Tough words from a grizzled old man. *laughs*
Snake: *growls* And who's the blue haired girl then? Looks too much like Marth.
F!Morgan: That's Lucina. She's my mother from the future...and she outperforms you in every way!
Snake: ...I think I've heard enough...where's the off button?
F!Morgan: Good luck losing! Oh wait, you don't need it!

*end*

 

[LIQUID12A]

Vs. a team of M!Robin and Lucina. I didn't make it.

OH STEALING POSTS ARE WE Yay, credit :3

I'm going to have a lot of fun in this thread C:

 

[Robertman2]

OH STEALING POSTS ARE WE Yay, credit :3

I'm going to have a lot of fun in this thread C:

I can't wait to see your work. Sakurai's cat, next please?

 

[LIQUID12A]

@ Robertman2

*codec*

Snake: Mei Ling...what's a literal cat doing here?
Mei Ling: I don't know Snake. Can you catch it for me? Please? :3
Snake: That's not a Pokemon, Mei.
Mei Ling: Can you bring it to me?
Snake: I'm not animal control...and it has a collar. Says it belongs to...Masahiro Sakurai.
Mei Ling: Awww, I wanted it.
Snake: I'm sure there are cuter Chinese cats over there.
Mei Ling: ...you're such a jerk, Snake.
Snake: ...

*end*

 

[Robertman2]

@ Robertman2

*codec*

Snake: Mei Ling...what's a literal cat doing here?
Mei Ling: I don't know Snake. Can you catch it for me? Please? :3
Snake: That's not a Pokemon, Mei.
Mei Ling: Can you bring it to me?
Snake: I'm not animal control...and it has a collar. Says it belongs to...Masahiro Sakurai.
Mei Ling: Awww, I wanted it.
Snake: I'm sure there are cuter Chinese cats over there.
Mei Ling: ...you're such a jerk, Snake.
Snake: ...

*end*

Do Sakurai himself next.
And just do a bunch of random ones.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Snake codecs:

Spoiler: Xenoblade spoilers

Fiora

Snake: Otacon, there's a girl here with twin blades and a mechanical exoskeleton! Is Tokugawa Heavy Industries making more cyborg ninjas like Gray Fox?
Otacon: Well, not quite. Fiora is, you see...Hey! What are you--
Snake: Otacon? What's going on?!
Reyn: Yeah! REYN TIME!
Snake: ...who are you?
Reyn: That's not important. I just dropped in to say I wouldn't mess with Fiora if I were you, mate.
Snake: And why's that?
Reyn: Thanks to her Mechon-augmented body, she's a lot stronger than she looks! She can use her drones as weapons, and can even pilot a Faced Mechon!
Snake: Drones? I don't think Tokugawa has reached such advanced levels of technology yet...and a Faced Mechon...is that a Metal Gear?
Reyn: Metal Gear? Toh-guu-kah-wa? I have no idea what you're talking about, but best of luck against her! You're gonna need it, heh heh!
Snake: Hey, wait --

I tried ok

I'm wondering if anyone can do codecs for Marshal and Neku. I think I'll do some Morphologies later on myself

 

[LIQUID12A]

*codec*

Snake: Otacon, what's this crocodile thing?
Otacon: That's King. K. Rool. He's the leader of the Kremlings, pirates that terrorize the Kongs.
Snake: What's their beef?
Otacon: He keeps stealing DK's bananas. It doesn't bode well for him.
Snake: He looks slow...can't be a problem.
Otacon: He has a few trump cards like hand cannons, Snake. Watch yourself.
Snake: ...still not impressed.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Morphologies

(((SCAN COMPLETE)))

Morphology: Shulk. Homs. APPROACH WITH CAUTION. Wields the Monado, a beam-sword capable of heavily damaging mechanical components. Avoid his Monado Buster at all costs.

Morphology: Marshal. Unidentifiable race. Strange, small white creature who has an extraordinary sense of rhythm. To defeat target, throw him off his rhythm.

Morphology: Pac-Man. Unidentifiable race. Round, yellow creature who consumes concentrated energy and phantoms. Target can change his form.

Spoiler: Xenoblade spoilers, vague FE:A spoilers

Morphology: Robin. Human (?). Uses ancient magic to assail opponents. Unfortunately for him/her, his/her tomes have a limited number of uses, forcing him/her to use his/her sword. Beware of any lightning spells s/he uses.

Morphology: Fiora. Mechon-enhanced Homs. A mechanically enhanced fighter who has a wide range of attacks, from using her blades to drones. Highly adaptable to almost any situation. It is recommended to make your strategy unpredictable when engaging.

Morphology: Palutena. Goddess. A deity of pure light, subject has a massive array of supernatural attacks, including summoning a black hole. Run if you see target spinning her staff.

 

[Robertman2]

Morphology: Ridley. Ridley. PICK A GOD AND PRAY, SAMUS!!!

 

[LIQUID12A]

Morphology: Snake

Snake: Human. A super soldier spy, subject has an improbable arsenal which includes railguns, light guns, explosives, many types of rifles and handguns. Target has a natural mastery of stealth. Caution is advised if the area goes dark.

 

[Booster]

Gonna do this for Mii Fighter characters I made to use since Nintendo characters have been done to death

Slender Man
Snake: Otacon, what the hell is this thing? It doesn't appear to be taking damage?

Otacon: That's Slender Man, he has no known weakness. He has tentacles for arms but wears some gloves over them so he can hold items. He lures his victims into the woods and then he murders them in gruesome ways.

Snake: What kind of powers does he have?

Otacon: He can teleport and appears to be immune to all forms of attack from regular humans, but you're no ordinary human Snake, you're the son of Big Boss.

Snake: Thanks Otacon!


Cool Spot (Don't judge me)

Snake: Colonel, is this some sort of joke?

Colonel: *sigh* No Snake, this is Cool Spot, the drink mascot of 7-Up cola, which is a knockoff drink of Sprite that doesn't taste good. He's not even the current mascot of 7-Up either and all he was is a fad, his known powers are jumping and pandering to the 90's crowd.

Snake: Do I even need to be stealthy to defeat this guy?

Colonel: No, go nuts, in his videogame for Sega Genesis he dies in a few hits.

Snake: Honestly how they made a video game out of that is beyond even me.

I'm done this requires too much creativity for little reward

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Hmmmm.... you said for Little Mac which made me think....

Little Mac vs any of the female cast members.
"Hey Mac baby! You ain't supposed to be hittin' a lady!"

Little Mac vs the Ice Climbers.
"Stick and move Mac, then give them the cold shoulder!"

Little Mac vs Mario.
"That ain't no star punch he's throwin' Mac!"

Little Mac vs Captain Falcon.

"HOO WEE Mac Baby! He doesn't even need any stars to throw that Falcon Punch!"

Little Mac vs Wario.
"Yo Mac, this ain't King Hippo! I wouldn't go punching his belly when it's swollen up."

Little Mac vs Mega Man.
"This guy's tryin' to copy your moves Mac! Show him why the original's always better baby!"

Little Mac vs Pikachu.
"What th... Mac! You been leavin' chocolate bars lyin' around mah gym?!"

Little Mac vs Pac Man.
"It's Pac vs Mac! Show him where he sits in the alphabet baby!"

Little Mac vs Lucario.
"Ah, hm, I wouldn't throw any body-blows if I were you Mac."

 

[κomıc]

Some fun in this 'ish:

Vs. Palutena 1

Spoiler

Pit: Lady Palutena?! You want to fight too?!"
Palutena: No Pit. This is more like a divine intervention.
Viridi: I thought you said us gods shouldn't meddle in... Actually, that was about humans..
Palutena: Right. Pikachu isn't a human. And neither is Kirby.
Pit: But Pokemon coexist with humans.
Palutena: I suppose you have a point... In any case, let's give it our all!

Vs. Pikachu

Spoiler

Viridi: Hey Pit, go easy on that cute animal!
Pit: What?
Viridi: Pikachu is a Pokemon, right? They're animals in their respective universe.
Pit: Maybe. I heard they're called "Pocket Monsters". But I guess they shortened it to Pokemon...
Viridi: Whatever. If I see you hurting Pikachu, you're going to have to answer to me!
Pit: ...No. This is Smash Bros. We're supposed to fight eachother.
Hades: Oh Pitty Pat, if you KO Pikachu, it'll add to my Underworld Army!
Pit: Hades?! You aren't supposed to be here!
Hades: Well, I did tell you you'll see at some point.
Viridi: Anyways, go easy on Pikachu, Pit.
Pit: Viridi, I told you-
Viridi: Don't talk back! I'm a goddess, remember!?
Hades: Oooooh, so feisty

Vs. Ganondorf

Spoiler

Pit: Oh, the Great Lord of Darkness
Hades: And a fellow servant of mine.
Pit: Ganondorf works for you?
Hades: Hm, not directly. You see, every time Link defeats Ganondorf, he gets sent to the Underworld. And everytime, he looks.. different.
Pit: Why is that?
Hades: Well, according to my readings, there are different timelines in the universe.
Pit: ... That makes no sense.
Hades: Yeah. I wonder if I look even more handsome in another timeline.
Pit: ...
Viridi: Or maybe Medusa is the true ruler of the Underworld?
Hades: I don't see that ever happening.

Vs. Megaman

Spoiler

Palutena: I've never seen something like this.
Viridi: You mean Megaman? The blue bomber?
Palutena: Yeah. I guess in Smash Bros, you see the strangest things.
Hades: Couldn't be more strange than the Chaos Kin.
Viridi: Nothing beats that. Except Pit's cooking.
Palutena: Pit can't cook.
Viridi: That's the point.
Hades: You know, if you defeat Megaman, I don't think his soul could be reaped.
Viridi: Obviously. He's just a robot.
Hades: I admire his power. Maybe Phosphora can rewire him to work for me.
Viridi: Not going to happen.

Vs. Mario

Spoiler

Pit: Mr. Nintendo!
Hades: Don't you mean Super Mario?
Pit: Well, yeah. But he's sometimes called Mr. Nintendo, right?
Hades: If you're really into the history of Nintendo, sure.
Thanatos: Oooooo, how I wish I was the main mascot for Nintendooooo~!
Hades: I'm afraid if there was even some election for that, I'd be elected.
Palutena: How about Ms. Nintendo?
Hades: Princess Peach probably has you beat.

Vs Captain Falcon

Spoiler

Helios: FAAAALLCOOONNN PUUUUUUUNCH!!!! YEAH BABY!!!
Viridi: Someone is sure enthusiastic today.
Hades: I don't get the hype for someone wearing tights.
Viridi: You really shouldn't downplay the famed F-Zero racer, Hades.
Hades: A racer? I'd love to see him beat me and my chariot.
Viridi: That'd be interesting to watch.
Helios: FALCON KICK!
Pit: Can't you guys stop talking... I'm trying to concentrate here.
Hades: Manners, pitty!
Viridi: We should know by know he doesn't have any.

Vs. Rosalina

Spoiler

Palutena: I may have met my match!
Viridi: Why is that?
Palutena: Isn't that Rosalina?
Viridi: Right... But I don't understand why you would say you have met your match.
Hades: Isn't she some Goddess of the Cosmos?
Palutena: I believe so.
Viridi: Really? I thought she was just a princess like Peach.
Hades: Well, she does look strikingly similar to Princess Toadstool
Palutena: But her energy is nothing like Princess Peach.
Hades: When you're tuned with the stars, that tends to happen.

Vs. Pac-Man

Spoiler

Thanatos: Waka Waka Waka!
Pit: ... Huh?
Thanatos: Waka Waka Waka!
Viridi: I'm guessing he's referring to Pac-Man.
Pit: Oh, I get it now.
Viridi: Oh Pit, you're not the brightest bulb of the bunch, are you?
Pit: It's kinda hard fighting and listening to people shout random things, ya'know.
Viridi: Right. So I wonder how you defeated Hades in the end.
Pit: ... Anyways!
Hades: I would love to have a rematch.
Pit: That's too bad. All spots here in Smash Bros are taken!
Hades: If you say so....
Pit: Wait a minute... What does that mean?
Viridi: I think he is implying anything can happen in this world. Just don't be surprised.
Palutena: Keep your guard up! Remember that Pit!
Pit. Right...

That's it for now

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Morphology: Sheik. Sheikah. Subject is very agile and is very skilled in stealth. Her attacks include throwing needles and smoke bombs. Immediately run if you see target priming a bow and arrow.

Morphology: Zero Suit Samus. ERROR. Scans indicate subject shares your same DNA. Target is capable of using a paralyzer gun that can function like a whip.

Morphology: Rosalina. Human (?). Subject is known as the "Queen of the Cosmos" and possesses control over sentient, infant beings that later transform into whole galaxies.

Morphology: Meta Knight. Unidentifiable race. Subject is of a similar race as Kirby, but does not inhale opponents and instead uses a variety of sword techniques. Subject also posseses wings that resemble those of a certain space pirate...

 

[Robertman2]

Morphology: Sheik. Sheikah. Subject is very agile and is very skilled in stealth. Her attacks include throwing needles and smoke bombs. Immediately run if you see target priming a bow and arrow.

Morphology: Zero Suit Samus. ERROR. Scans indicate subject shares your same DNA. Target is capable of using a paralyzer gun that can function like a whip.

Why do I read all the morphologies in Gilbert Gottfried's voice?

 

[LIQUID12A]

Why do I read all the morphologies in Gilbert Gottfried's voice?

Because you obviously like his voice too much.

If I can love a voice enough, I start hearing it everywhere.

I could hear the text on this page being read by freaking Shockwave if I wanted to(any incarnation, really, but atm I adore David Sobolov's take on it).

 

[Laniv]

Spoiler: Snake codecs (Kid Icarus: Uprising spoilers)

Villager
Snake: Colonel, there's a little kid here.
Colonel: That's the Villager, Snake. He comes from a peaceful town in Animal Crossing.
Snake: Animal Crossing... he doesn't look too dangerous.
Colonel: Don't be fooled by his looks. He may seem innocent, but he's just as capable as anyone here. He can even pick projectiles out of the air, and put them in his pocket for later.
Snake: Sounds like a pack rat gone wrong.
Colonel: He's also armed with a shovel, a slingshot, and an axe.
Snake: ...
Colonel: Snake? Are you listening?
Snake: Something about his smile kinda creeps me out...

Palutena
Snake: This is Snake...
Hades: Sorry to keep you waiting, Snake-in-the-grass!
Snake: Wha--?! Who are you?!
Hades: Come, come, I'm not here to hurt you...yet. I see you're fighting Pretty Palutena.
Snake: I take it you know her...?
Hades: Oh, we've crossed paths occasionally. But enough about me. Little Palutena is a goddess, much like I am. She has plenty of light-based powers for showing off, so try not to get killed. Or do. Either way works for me!
Snake: ...I have got to secure these lines. Well, back to the fight for me.
Hades: Oh, goody! I'll get the popcorn!

Pac-Man
Otacon: Oh! Are you fighting Pac-Man?
Snake: Is that what this yellow thing is?
Otacon: Don't tell me you haven't heard of Pac-Man. He's like the father of gaming as we know it!
Snake: Hmm... but how does he fight?
Otacon: He's got items from all of his adventures. Bonus Fruit, ghosts. a fire hydrant... He can even eat power pellets and become enormous!
Snake: You seem pretty excited.
Otacon: Yeah, well... I actually am pretty excited to see Pac-Man!
Snake: Hey, whose side are you on?

Spoiler: Pit chats

Wii Fit Trainer
Pit: That woman sure looks peaceful.
Palutena: That's the Wii Fit Trainer. She's fights by striking yoga poses, and she also uses soccer balls and hula hoops.
Pit: So basically, a weaponized exercise routine. ...Yeesh.
Palutena: Now that I look at her... Pit, you've been playing Wii Fit, right?
Pit: Uh, yeah! O-o-of course I have!
Palutena: Good to know... because you're looking kind of chubby.
Pit: I'm not that fat! ...Am I?
Palutena: You really need to cut down on those sweets.
Pit: But...! But ice cream on the floor!

Samus
Pit: Say, Lady Palutena? Who's this?
Palutena: That would be Samus Aran. She's fought countless battles against the Space Pirates.
Pit: Space Pirates! She fights them, too?
Palutena: Well... I'm not sure if they're the same thing. Different universes and all.
Pit: Wow... I like her already!
Palutena: Remember that, idol or not, you're still her opponent.
Pit: I guess... Still it's nice to have something in common.
Palutena: Don't worry, you two have a lot more in common than you think.
Pit: Really? Like what?
Palutena: Well, you know those little Komaytos? Where Samus is from, they're called "Metroids" or something.
Pit: AHA! I knew it!
Viridi: Not you too, Palutena!