For your information, purdue
University is a good school for a lot of things.
Chicken sex aside, we have some
Killer engineering and pharmacy programs.
Of course, if you're really
Freaking bad, you might think that your
Failure of a school is better than ours. However,
For your information, nothing
About your school is even close to being
Good. you should
Get that dumb idea
Out of your head
This second.
Jee, i hope i dont get modded this time. ***s.
(still love you, virg. keep doing your job, i'll keep doing mine =D )
Even if I felt like being the better man
And ignoring this nonsense, you've eliminated a
Truce as even a remote possibility.
So how exactly does the presence of two
Half-decent, programs counteract your campus smelling like an
Infinite army of cow-humping inbreds
That never learned to wipe their ***?
Aside from top Music and Business programs, please
Note the world-renowned Kinsey Institute. With their help, even you may
Discover how cope with your addiction to animal d***
Don't make this messy, Buns.
If introducing infitile acrostics is
Even noteworthy, then pat yourself on the back.
But first, "boiler up" the balls to admit that even
If your campus wasn't the ugliest in the Big 10, and
That even if Googling "West Lafayette Smells" couldn't easily
Confirm that you all straight up stink, Purdue would still be a
Half-*****, broke man's attempt at recreating Notre Dame...
I guess Smash doesn't transcend all boundaries...Cya at the next S3BO.