i look foward to it, you think you can over-cast me in a video game?
no.
you even think that you can make me feel small and insignificant over a video game?
no.
im going to get better at this game, and im going to show you all up one day.
one day.
also, who gives a **** if your possibly better looking then me? u dont know me and i dont know you?
chess?
i played that when i was like uh... 7-9?
and finally, yeah everyone gets around it because there older then me, my parents are strict, they wont let me take a bus or a train by myself to go to a tourny.
because they think the fact i play a videogame and go to tournaments for it is stupid.
bro, you wanna throw down. You might THINK that in your tiny little insignificant mind you can "over power me" "over shadow" or whatever, but its just the true fact that your a tiny little pimple on the face of society.
i look foward to seeing you at tournaments.
oh btw its motha ****ing TBAGZ, dont ever tell ME to man the **** up over a VIDEOGAME.
no matter how awesome smash bros is.
edit: im not even bashing you back, im just replying to everything you said, i have better things to do then bash people over a forum.
but your going to try and bash me back anyway even though i didnt bash you, what evs, doesnt affect my life at all.
First off, you don't need to double space every sentence. This isn't a god****ed mid-term, we don't care how much space you take up. Idiot.
On that note... let's begin.
Yes, I can overshadow you. I make people disappear out of this community regularly. It's a hobby of mine. We have proof that you can feel insignificant over a game, because the last ten pages on every thread on this site is you complaining how you get no respect, of how you're quitting. Whining like some ten-year-old over some spilled milkshakes. If you wanna get super technical (Or even the slightest bit realistic) I already over shadow you. If we stood next to each other, I'd start glowing. I imagine something along the lines of 70-80 watts, but I couldn't know for sure. We'll test it one day.
You'll never better better than me, Inui, Atomsk. ****, I'd say you'll never even get up to the people who take us down to stock 1. It's silly to think otherwise. You're not the main character of SWF. You're not going to level up. You're going to piss your life away here, struggling to meet a goal your fragile little mind will never see. It's a shame, but this isn't Rocky. The only Montage you'll see is the one of saved videos that people used of your matches for combo footage.
I care that I'm better looking than you are. You should too. Also, I think Inui does, but that's icky all in itself. Also, your mother.
Chess is one of the most widely played, and recognized games on our Planet. It's mindgames. Maybe, you should actually play, and study. You'll find your smash game will improve. Albeit, anything at the point, will make you better in smash. I'd start by hitting yourself with a hammer. Maybe in the foot. Not the hand those, you need those for 'competing'.
Plenty of people have parents who won't let them go places. No johns. Everyone gets around, man. Everyone makes it work. This isn't the Charity World Forums, so we don't want every post you make to be on some bull**** john how you lost, or can't get a ride. MAN UP. If you can't handle the small responsibilities of being a smash player, I imagine the rest of your life is pretty whack. With that said, go study. Your poor lingual skills, and your inability to deal with situations proves you need to have a stay focus on your education. Hopefully you're just as good at math as you are at screwing our lovely language into the wall.
I don't look forward to seeing you at tournaments. I think you're annoying, and needy. It's bothersome. I look forward to you aging and dying of Lupis.
NOW WAIT! Some of you are thinking "dmbrandon, there's not a CHANCE that it will be Lupis.
It's never lupis!" Well, tea-bags over here believes he'll be the best smasher ever. Like Ash Ketchum was to pokemon. And if he can defy even those odds, there's a sporting chance he can catch a phantom ailment like Lupis. My logic is flawless.
As for me being a pimple... I was a writer on joystiq.com for awhile, I've been on TV on five (Count em 1-2-3-4-5) separate occasions. I was pro in Halo, Tony Hawk's Underground, I hold a sick amount of video game speed runs, I had my own column in the Philadelphia Inquirer for about two months, and I've traveled to more places than you've seen on TV. Now, while I may be a pimple, I'm the pimple on this Earth that makes it go hide in the bathroom and his it's prom. You're the pimple that's SOOOOOO tiny, they don't even think it needs make-up.
And, I'll warn you again. This throw down business, you need to make sure that's smash oriented. No matter what goes down here, you never take it out of the game. I think the last person to try that **** was Omega White Mage, and Bum scared him into internet Neverland for 3 months. I could be misreading, but it's an easy miss.
Lastly: Your name is whatever I want it to be, teabags. I'm gonna start calling you dunker, actually. I think it's amusing. Dunker. Heh.
On my closing, I'd like to inform you that this isn't a bashing type of post. I'm merely suggesting ways that you could suck less at life, or pointing out some of of your many flaws. I'm just responding to you.
You don't need to be the best player to get respect. (Unless you're Inui.) But you will learn to be nicer to people, or you'll find yourself all alone in a crowded room. Nothing, in itself, is more heartbreaking. That's something I wish on no one. Everyone should have a friend or two to make a snarky remark at, or someone to team with. At the rate you're going, people won't even stop to spit on your shoes.
Cue the ****ing theme music.
Edit: Wall post. Little ******* made me monologue.