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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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E-Ashley II remains asleep peacefully and isn't woken up by Raffle.

Red calls Dust Bunny. "Nearly time for the competition!"

E-Ashley gets out of bed, enters ShyHo's room, and stares at him while he sleeps.
Dust Bunny: Chef Kawasaki is late. He's supposed to be our celebrity judge! We may need a replacement.
 
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Dust Bunny: Chef Kawasaki is late. He's supposed to be our celebrity judge! We may need a replacement.
"I'll be the judge! I've eaten more fine cuisine than anyone there will ever have!" Red says.

In the morning, E-Ashley II wakes up. She finds Carson eating breakfast and stands very close next to him.
(Holo-ShyHo appears as ShyHo leaves the room)
E-Ashley mumbles and whines in her sleep.
 

Doc Monocle

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"I'll be the judge! I've eaten more fine cuisine than anyone there will ever have!" Red says.

In the morning, E-Ashley II wakes up. She finds Carson eating breakfast and stands very close next to him.

E-Ashley mumbles and whines in her sleep.
Dust Bunny: We still need at least two more for it to be a believable panel.
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Carson gives her one of the crepes to keep her occupied while he eats.

Carson: (Seeing her still there) Is something of interest, Ashley?
 

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Dust Bunny: We still need at least two more for it to be a believable panel.
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Carson gives her one of the crepes to keep her occupied while he eats.

Carson: (Seeing her still there) Is something of interest, Ashley?
Red calls someone. Demonic grunting is heard from the receiving end, and Red responds in like. "Okay, I have someone," he says, hanging up.

"What are we gonna do today?" E-Ashley II asks.
 

Doc Monocle

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Red calls someone. Demonic grunting is heard from the receiving end, and Red responds in like. "Okay, I have someone," he says, hanging up.

"What are we gonna do today?" E-Ashley II asks.
Dust Bunny: Who was it? I hope they have a seasoned palate.
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Carson: For now, I loaf in wait of Mr. Mishima. He has a gift for me that I could not retrieve myself.
 

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"You'll....you'll see when they get here," Red says.

"What is it?" E-Ashley II asks.
Dust Bunny: Well, let's get started then. I called a spray wash company to clean up after I whip all the chairs, tables, and shelters together outside.
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Carson: (Leaning back in his chair) A rock... It's a rock... but a special rock, and when it comes, don't play with it. It's not a toy.
 

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Dust Bunny: Well, let's get started then. I called a spray wash company to clean up after I whip all the chairs, tables, and shelters together outside.
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Carson: (Leaning back in his chair) A rock... It's a rock... but a special rock, and when it comes, don't play with it. It's not a toy.
"Who are you gonna invite for the third judge?" Red asks as he makes preparations.

E-Ashley II nods, not wanting to upset Carson by touching it. "I have a present for you too...." she says, handing Carson her mold soaked teddy bear. <afk>
 

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"Who are you gonna invite for the third judge?" Red asks as he makes preparations.

E-Ashley II nods, not wanting to upset Carson by touching it. "I have a present for you too...." she says, handing Carson her mold soaked teddy bear. <afk>
Dust Bunny: If Kawasaki doesn't get here, I'll... I'll... KIRBY! He would be perfect... maybe... Actually, nah. I don't think he has very sensitive taste.
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Carson: Get that away from me! (Leans away before calming down)... No thank you. (He grabs the bear with a pair of tweezers and bags it multiple times.) The rules of priority in the house: No molding, no dirty objects, no running, no noise. As for the bear, it must undergo a thorough cleansing before you get it back.
 
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Dust Bunny: If Kawasaki doesn't get here, I'll... I'll... KIRBY! He would be perfect... maybe... Actually, nah. I don't think he has very sensitive taste.
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Carson: Get that away from me! (Leans away before calming down)... No thank you. (He grabs the bear with a pair of tweezers and bags it multiple times.) The rules of priority in the house: No molding, no dirty objects, no running, no noise. As for the bear, it must undergo a thorough cleansing before you get it back.
"What about Dedede?" Red asks.

The teddy bear, controlled by E-Ashley II, climbs out of the bag and back into her arms. "He won't hurt anything..." she mumbles.
 

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"What about Dedede?" Red asks.

The teddy bear, controlled by E-Ashley II, climbs out of the bag and back into her arms. "He won't hurt anything..." she mumbles.
Dust Bunny: Hmmm... I don't know how that would work out. I wouldn't risk it though... Pac-Man?... I have to say, I don't know that many names in fine food criticism.
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Carson: I don't want it dirtying anything... You may keep it, but I do not want to see a speck of loose mold anywhere. I won't hesitate to burn it!
 

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Dust Bunny: Hmmm... I don't know how that would work out. I wouldn't risk it though... Pac-Man?... I have to say, I don't know that many names in fine food criticism.
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Carson: I don't want it dirtying anything... You may keep it, but I do not want to see a speck of loose mold anywhere. I won't hesitate to burn it!
"He probably won't know much either," Red says.

"He won't get anything dirty," E-Ashley II promises. She enters the living room and sees the TV. "What's this?"
 

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"He probably won't know much either," Red says.

"He won't get anything dirty," E-Ashley II promises. She enters the living room and sees the TV. "What's this?"
Dust Bunny: I'm clean out of names...

Stranger: Then you need Sizza G. (Original). That's 'syzygy' without knowin' 'why.'
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Carson: A delivery tube for venom. That does not work, however, given the present circumstances-- not a major loss, since I do not watch television outside of seeing world events.
 

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Dust Bunny: I'm clean out of names...

Stranger: Then you need Sizza G. (Original). That's 'syzygy' without knowin' 'why.'
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Carson: A delivery tube for venom. That does not work, however, given the present circumstances-- not a major loss, since I do not watch television outside of seeing world events.
"Can you cook?" Red asks.

"Oh," E-Ashley II says. She opens the door to the bathroom. "What's this?"
 

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"Can you cook?" Red asks.

"Oh," E-Ashley II says. She opens the door to the bathroom. "What's this?"
Sizza G.: Can I cook? Hahaha! Like cajun? The foo's o' da food I'm cagin'? Like Asian? I'm risin' to the occasion! Like Mexican? How 'bout I show you Texican?

Dust Bunny: Do you think you could...

Sizza: Say no more. I'm jazzin' ; a winner, but ready to judge all your dinners. I heard your conversation.
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Carson: This is where you... You have never seen a bathroom before?
 

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Sizza G.: Can I cook? Hahaha! Like cajun? The foo's o' da food I'm cagin'? Like Asian? I'm risin' to the occasion! Like Mexican? How 'bout I show you Texican?

Dust Bunny: Do you think you could...

Sizza: Say no more. I'm jazzin' ; a winner, but ready to judge all your dinners. I heard your conversation.
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Carson: This is where you... You have never seen a bathroom before?
"Alright," Red says. "The competition starts in an hour."

E-Ashley II shakes her head. "Never."
 

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"Alright," Red says. "The competition starts in an hour."

E-Ashley II shakes her head. "Never."
Sizza: Haha! Back in due time, and always remember. (mysteriously slides backward) Look to the stars when they're plain to see, and you'll never forget good ol' Sizzlin' G. (Snaps his fingers and fades into a red smoke).

Dust Bunny: Well, I'd say that was weird, but I'm made of dust and threads. We also need to think about how to deal with M.A.D. if he gets here.
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<Need she the introduction?>

Carson: Well, that is an inconvenience.
 
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ShyHo: Yes?
"Pick me up," E-Ashley says.
Sizza: Haha! Back in due time, and always remember. (mysteriously slides backward) Look to the stars when they're plain to see, and you'll never forget good ol' Sizzlin' G. (Snaps his fingers and fades into a red smoke).

Dust Bunny: Well, I'd say that was weird, but I'm made of dust and threads. We also need to think about how to deal with M.A.D. if he gets here.
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<Need she the introduction?>

Carson: Well, that is an inconvenience.
<it doesn't matter>

"Maybe when he goes to get his 'prize', we'll kidnap him and bring him back here," Red says.

E-Ashley II continues to be confused.
 
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