I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Aren't you a little old?

"Old?" E-Ashley asks. "I Ashley."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She's gone, now," Red says. He looks down at Dust Bunny. "What's wrong?"

Dust Bunny: That quilt is what's wrong... ag... Help me... I am... never eating... again!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Old?" E-Ashley asks. "I Ashley."

ShyHo: Yes, but you will age. And, little girls don't use pacifiers.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: That quilt is what's wrong... ag... Help me... I am... never eating... again!

"He did something terrible to you!" Red says. He scrambles around and mixes some fabric softener and a stomachache healing potion together and pours it on a dryer sheet. "Eat it!"

ShyHo: Yes, but you will age. And, little girls don't use pacifiers.

E-Ashley, having no concept of age, is confused. "I just like Baby Ashley..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: That quilt is what's wrong... ag... Help me... I am... never eating... again!

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, you know that D'Vour guy? I blew up his restaurants after reports of shady activity came in.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, you know that D'Vour guy? I blew up his restaurants after reports of shady activity came in.

"He did something to Dust Bunny," Red says. E-Ashley knocks the phone out of ShyHo's hand.

"Attention to me," she says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"He did something to Dust Bunny," Red says. E-Ashley knocks the phone out of ShyHo's hand.

"Attention to me," she says.

(ShyHo picks it back up)
ShyHo: Anyways, bye. (He hangs up) I'm gonna fix your coding defects, E-Ashley. Is that okay?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo picks it back up)
ShyHo: Anyways, bye. (He hangs up) I'm gonna fix your coding defects, E-Ashley. Is that okay?

"HAVE NO DEFECTS!" E-Ashley screams. "I PERFECT!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"He did something terrible to you!" Red says. He scrambles around and mixes some fabric softener and a stomachache healing potion together and pours it on a dryer sheet. "Eat it!"

E-Ashley, having no concept of age, is confused. "I just like Baby Ashley..."

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, you know that D'Vour guy? I blew up his restaurants after reports of shady activity came in.

<I am experiencing lag, which caused me to post the same thing twice, and it slows me considerably. I often have to leave abruptly too.>

Dust Bunny eats the dryer sheet.

Dust Bunny: I think it's helping... Just a minute... Who was that?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"HAVE NO DEFECTS!" E-Ashley screams. "I PERFECT!"

ShyHo: Okay, the brain is not good at all. It is immature and has the capabilities of an infantile brain. (ShyHo fixes E-Ashley's brain)

 

[alexxxela]

<I am experiencing lag, which caused me to post the same thing twice, and it slows me considerably. I often have to leave abruptly too.>

Dust Bunny eats the dryer sheet.

Dust Bunny: I think it's helping... Just a minute... Who was that?

"Who was who?" Red asks.

ShyHo: Okay, the brain is not good at all. It is immature and has the capabilities of an infantile brain. (ShyHo fixes E-Ashley's brain)

E-Ashley escapes from ShyHo before he can. "I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T! I DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED!" she screams. She throws several knives at him and vomits mold on the ground.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Who was who?" Red asks.

E-Ashley escapes from ShyHo before he can. "I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T! I DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED!" she screams. She throws several knives at him and vomits mold on the ground.

(The Serv-Bots destroy the mold while ShyHo dodges the knives and casts Thundaga on E-Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(The Serv-Bots destroy the mold while ShyHo dodges the knives and casts Thundaga on E-Ashley)

E-Ashley shrieks and the spell makes her more unstable. She vomits directly onto ShyHo's skin and infects him. "TAKE CARE OF ME!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley shrieks and the spell makes her more unstable. She vomits directly onto ShyHo's skin and infects him. "TAKE CARE OF ME!"

(The Serv-Bots un-infect ShyHo as the mold in ShyHo's body is destroyed)
ShyHo: Okay! Okay! I'll take care of you.

 

[alexxxela]

(The Serv-Bots un-infect ShyHo as the mold in ShyHo's body is destroyed)
ShyHo: Okay! Okay! I'll take care of you.

E-Ashley calms down, but frowns again. "You didn't want Ashley's gift...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Who was who?" Red asks.

E-Ashley escapes from ShyHo before he can. "I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T! I DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED!" she screams. She throws several knives at him and vomits mold on the ground.

Dust Bunny: I thought you were on the phone... Hey, that sheet did the trick! I don't feel quite as bad now, but that D'Vour is no good. We need to find him.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley calms down, but frowns again. "You didn't want Ashley's gift...."

ShyHo: That's because the mold has potential mind control powers. But, maybe we can use it elsewhere. Hey, can you spit up mold into the bucket over there? (ShyHo points to a container)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I thought you were on the phone... Hey, that sheet did the trick! I don't feel quite as bad now, but that D'Vour is no good. We need to find him.

"Alright," Red says. "Where should we start our search?"

ShyHo: That's because the mold has potential mind control powers. But, maybe we can use it elsewhere. Hey, can you spit up mold into the bucket over there? (ShyHo points to a container)

Something in E-Ashley's code tells her not to. "No. I not do it," she says. "Play with me, now."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Alright," Red says. "Where should we start our search?"

Something in E-Ashley's code tells her not to. "No. I not do it," she says. "Play with me, now."

Dust Bunny: He's probably not at his kitchen anymore... We need a cunning cookoff; a sizzling steak out; a tasty temptation; a decadent decoy; we need a cooking competition!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Alright," Red says. "Where should we start our search?"

Something in E-Ashley's code tells her not to. "No. I not do it," she says. "Play with me, now."

ShyHo: What would you like to do?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: He's probably not at his kitchen anymore... We need a cunning cookoff; a sizzling steak out; a tasty temptation; a decadent decoy; we need a cooking competition!

"Let's do that!" Red says. He starts putting up signs everywhere announcing a cooking competition at the park.

ShyHo: What would you like to do?

"Peekaboo," E-Ashley says, covering her eyes.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Let's do that!" Red says. He starts putting up signs everywhere announcing a cooking competition at the park.

"Peekaboo," E-Ashley says, covering her eyes.

ShyHo: Where’s Baby Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Where’s Baby Ashley?

"I not Baby Ashley," E-Ashley says. "She in her room."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I not Baby Ashley," E-Ashley says. "She in her room."

ShyHo: My bad.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: My bad.

"Peekaboo!" E-Ashley says again. <gtg for now>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Peekaboo!" E-Ashley says again. <gtg for now>

ShyHo: I gotta go spend time with my wife. See ya. (ShyHo and Lenna spend some non-sexual time with each other)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I gotta go spend time with my wife. See ya. (ShyHo and Lenna spend some non-sexual time with each other)

<im back for now>
E-Ashley whines and follows him.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<im back for now>
E-Ashley whines and follows him.

(Lenna and ShyHo go out to fly on the backs of dragons)
ShyHo: Isn't it amazing how I've gotten dragons here?
Lenna: Yes, I enjoy flying dragons with you, ShyHo.
ShyHo: Same here.

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna and ShyHo go out to fly on the backs of dragons)
ShyHo: Isn't it amazing how I've gotten dragons here?
Lenna: Yes, I enjoy flying dragons with you, ShyHo.
ShyHo: Same here.

E-Ashley, angry at being left alone, begins tearing the entire room apart, smashing everything, scraping up walls, throwing things out of the fridge and breaking them, and destroys the TV.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley, angry at being left alone, begins tearing the entire room apart, smashing everything, scraping up walls, throwing things out of the fridge and breaking them, and destroys the TV.

(The Elite Serv-Bots restrain her and replace everything and clean everything up)

 

[alexxxela]

(The Elite Serv-Bots restrain her and replace everything and clean everything up)

E-Ashley, having abnormal strength due to being a bioweapon, rips apart the Elite Serv-Bots as well, and starts breaking things again.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley, having abnormal strength due to being a bioweapon, rips apart the Elite Serv-Bots as well, and starts breaking things again.

(The Ultimate Serv-Bots come in and restrain E-Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(The Ultimate Serv-Bots come in and restrain E-Ashley)

E-Ashley escapes with some difficulty and bolts out the door, breaking it off its hinging. She begins attacking and infecting random strangers and starts destroying downtown.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley escapes with some difficulty and bolts out the door, breaking it off its hinging. She begins attacking and infecting random strangers and starts destroying downtown.

(The Supreme Serv-Bots, which are superior to the Ultimate ones, whizz down the street and grab E-Ashley, preventing her from escaping as ShyHo looks down and calls Red)
ShyHo: I think E-Ashley is destroying downtown and attacking and infecting people. I want her away from Gaia and contained in a cell.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Let's do that!" Red says. He starts putting up signs everywhere announcing a cooking competition at the park.

"Peekaboo," E-Ashley says, covering her eyes.

Dust Bunny: Based on what I saw, we could get D'Vour's attention either by announcing the world's best cooks from the beginning, or handsomely rewarding the world's worst cooks at the end. One's more affordable, the other's more tasty.
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...Mario climbs to the top of the hill, where he shrinks to his normal size. Looking out into the distance, he realizes that no trek would be a short one... At the hill's base, Gianni and Tina wait for Mario to come back down, but one becomes a little impatient...

Gianni: Hey. I'm free to go wherever I want!

Tina: I wouldn't do that. Mr. Mario said he'd be right back. We might get split up.

Gianni: Exactly. (He ruffles his hair and straightens his vest before walking away)

Tina: Wait! Please don't leave me here. It's getting dark!

Gianni: Cooler still! The mud pigs never let me go anywhere at night...

Tina bites her nails...

 

[alexxxela]

(The Supreme Serv-Bots, which are superior to the Ultimate ones, whizz down the street and grab E-Ashley, preventing her from escaping as ShyHo looks down and calls Red)
ShyHo: I think E-Ashley is destroying downtown and attacking and infecting people. I want her away from Gaia and contained in a cell.

"She will not be going into a cell!" Red shouts. "That's the kind of stress that makes her do things like this!"

The people E-Ashley infected help free her from the Serv-Bots, and she continues running down the street and wrecking things.

Dust Bunny: Based on what I saw, we could get D'Vour's attention either by announcing the world's best cooks from the beginning, or handsomely rewarding the world's worst cooks at the end. One's more affordable, the other's more tasty.

"Let's send invitations to the world's best chefs. D'vour will have to show up then, because his ego wouldn't allow it otherwise," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"She will not be going into a cell!" Red shouts. "That's the kind of stress that makes her do things like this!"

The people E-Ashley infected help free her from the Serv-Bots, and she continues running down the street and wrecking things.

"Let's send invitations to the world's best chefs. D'vour will have to show up then, because his ego wouldn't allow it otherwise," Red says.

(The Supreme Serv-Bots cure the infected as ShyHo and Lenna land in front of E-Ashley)
ShyHo: Stop! I will spend time with you!

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She will not be going into a cell!" Red shouts. "That's the kind of stress that makes her do things like this!"

The people E-Ashley infected help free her from the Serv-Bots, and she continues running down the street and wrecking things.

"Let's send invitations to the world's best chefs. D'vour will have to show up then, because his ego wouldn't allow it otherwise," Red says.

Dust Bunny: Then we need funding... A lot of it! Let's call in a favor!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Then we need funding... A lot of it! Let's call in a favor!

"Who needs money when you've got this?" Red says. He holds up an illusion potion in a perfume bottle. "We'll spray them with this, and they'll think there's money!"

(The Supreme Serv-Bots cure the infected as ShyHo and Lenna land in front of E-Ashley)
ShyHo: Stop! I will spend time with you!

E-Ashley throws a flower pot at him. "SHYHO HATES ASHLEY!" she shrieks. She throws a baby at him. "HE IGNORED HER AND LEFT HER AND ONLY CARES ABOUT LENNA AND BABY ASHLEY!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Who needs money when you've got this?" Red says. He holds up an illusion potion in a perfume bottle. "We'll spray them with this, and they'll think there's money!"

E-Ashley throws a flower pot at him. "SHYHO HATES ASHLEY!" she shrieks. She throws a baby at him. "HE IGNORED HER AND LEFT HER AND ONLY CARES ABOUT LENNA AND BABY ASHLEY!"

(ShyHo catches the baby)
ShyHo: I still love you! I promise to spend time with you!