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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley falls asleep.

E-Ashley II curls up in the passenger's seat and falls asleep despite the speed.

The next morning, Red wakes up and finds Dust Bunny. "D'vour wants me and E-Ashley to get support for him to open restaurants in Gaian districts!"
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The truck is headed straight towards a pier. I hope she is rested enough...

Caleb: BURGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Truck tears down a gate)...
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Dust Bunny is full from eating the quilt.

Dust Bunny: You better not have agreed to... (groan)... He's a terrorist.
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...Mario makes his way to a lake, and sets Gianni and Tina down.

Gianni: Hey, man, what's wrong with you? We have to go back!

Tina: Please, the mud pigs will never stop looking, and they will kill you, Mr...

Mario: Mario... Mario Mario, and this is a serious thing. Do you two realize how much danger those swine were putting you in, and to their profit?

Tina: But now they will come for us and kill you!

Gianni: This is gonna be the stupidest thing you've ever done!

Mario: I assure you, the stupidest thing I have ever done was not flinging Olimar off a cliff during the last Smash Tournament!... Now I know you two have only known show business, but it is your decision whether you would like freedom or not...

Gianni: Hey, where you goin'?

Tina: (Anxiously tapping her fingers together) Please don't leave us!

Mario: I am going to get a better view of where we are... (Scales a steep hill with his remaining time as a giant)... I'll be right back...
 
alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
The truck is headed straight towards a pier. I hope she is rested enough...

Caleb: BURGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Truck tears down a gate)...
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Dust Bunny is full from eating the quilt.

Dust Bunny: You better not have agreed to... (groan)... He's a terrorist.
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...Mario makes his way to a lake, and sets Gianni and Tina down.

Gianni: Hey, man, what's wrong with you? We have to go back!

Tina: Please, the mud pigs will never stop looking, and they will kill you, Mr...

Mario: Mario... Mario Mario, and this is a serious thing. Do you two realize how much danger those swine were putting you in, and to their profit?

Tina: But now they will come for us and kill you!

Gianni: This is gonna be the stupidest thing you've ever done!

Mario: I assure you, the stupidest thing I have ever done was not flinging Olimar off a cliff during the last Smash Tournament!... Now I know you two have only known show business, but it is your decision whether you would like freedom or not...

Gianni: Hey, where you goin'?

Tina: (Anxiously tapping her fingers together) Please don't leave us!

Mario: I am going to get a better view of where we are... (Scales a steep hill with his remaining time as a giant)... I'll be right back...
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"Watch out! Turn around!" E-Ashley II shouts, waking up suddenly.

"I've already called, and they said he doesn't even need permission!" Red says.
 
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Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
"Watch out! Turn around!" E-Ashley II shouts, waking up suddenly.

"I've already called, and they said he doesn't even need permission!" Red says.
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Caleb: Don't you want a little a drink to wash down the burger?... (Sounds the horn) BURGERRRRRRRRR! (The truck vibrates intensely as it speeds down the pier. A number of casual fishers jump into the water to get out of the way.)
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Dust Bunny: (Immobile, but tries to rise) Don't do it!... (Collapses)
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Caleb: Don't you want a little a drink to wash down the burger?... (Sounds the horn) BURGERRRRRRRRR! (The truck vibrates intensely as it speeds down the pier. A number of casual fishers jump into the water to get out of the way.)
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Dust Bunny: (Immobile, but tries to rise) Don't do it!... (Collapses)
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E-Ashley II jumps out of the truck as it dives into the water. She stares at the splash for a while, and then leaves calmly. "Now, to find Carson..."

"I guess it's too late," Red says. "Hey, where's E-Ashley?"
 
Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley II jumps out of the truck as it dives into the water. She stares at the splash for a while, and then leaves calmly. "Now, to find Carson..."

"I guess it's too late," Red says. "Hey, where's E-Ashley?"
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Caleb: (Tries to yell, distorted by the water as he sinks with the truck, giving off bubbles) BURGERRRRRRRRRRR...
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Dust Bunny lifts his head wide-eyed from the floor.

Dust Bunny: You left her with that monster!... Ulgh!
 
KingBooGengar57

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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley II jumps out of the truck as it dives into the water. She stares at the splash for a while, and then leaves calmly. "Now, to find Carson..."

"I guess it's too late," Red says. "Hey, where's E-Ashley?"
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ShyHo: I've been getting reports of a man named D'Vour opening up several restaurants. But, let's close them all down and destroy them. (All of D'Vour 's restaurants are closed down and destroyed) They looked like they were harboring suspicious activity according to these reports.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Caleb: (Tries to yell, distorted by the water as he sinks with the truck, giving off bubbles) BURGERRRRRRRRRRR...
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Dust Bunny lifts his head wide-eyed from the floor.

Dust Bunny: You left her with that monster!... Ulgh!
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E-Ashley II walks back down to the battlefield, ignoring Caleb. She sees tracks from a vehicle that she suspects Carson was in, and starts following them.

"I think she's with ShyHo," Red says. E-Ashley suddenly teleports back home, sobbing. Red rushes over to her. "What's wrong?" he asks. E-Ashley gives no response.
 
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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley II walks back down to the battlefield, ignoring Caleb. She sees tracks from a vehicle that she suspects Carson was in, and starts following them.

"I think she's with ShyHo," Red says. E-Ashley suddenly teleports back home, sobbing. Red rushes over to her. "What's wrong?" he asks. E-Ashley gives no response.
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(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Keep E-Ashley as far away from me and my family as possible. She will barf all over us and god knows what else.
 
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alexxxela said:
"She can't help it. It was how she was made," Red says. "She has some defect that she can't control. What did she do over there?"
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ShyHo: She tried shooting Baby Ashley, E-Ashley tried shooting Baby Ashley. She also tried to gain control of me and Lenna.
 
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"Why would you lie and tell me she did that?" Red says. "All I'm trying to do is help her!"
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ShyHo: Hey, I really don’t like her. So, do me a favor and don’t bring her to my house ever again.
 
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Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley II walks back down to the battlefield, ignoring Caleb. She sees tracks from a vehicle that she suspects Carson was in, and starts following them.

"I think she's with ShyHo," Red says. E-Ashley suddenly teleports back home, sobbing. Red rushes over to her. "What's wrong?" he asks. E-Ashley gives no response.
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Dust Bunny: (Tries to look from the ground... but cannot. He, holds his stomach in agony and calls ) Ashley? What is she crying about? Was that her?
 
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