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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
"Caleb is mean! He doesn't feed me and barely ever lets me out of my crate!" E-Ashley II pouts.
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Carson: Do not spit mold too much mold then, or the smell will be unbearable. Adieu... (He leaves)

Caleb: Don't worry, I saved you a piece o' donut! (extends his hand with a half-eaten jelly donut, which a fly lands on)... A visitor!
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In the wilderness of the mud pigs, Goomberg sips a mushroom soft drink, whatever that may be, while he looks through his historical pop-up book...

Goomberg: What! (Spills his drink after realizing he missed a detail.)

Goomberg gazes at a baby that fell from a stork's mouth, which carried eight other infants... Meanwhile, Mario waxes hot... very hot...

Mario: ... No, office not closed! (Strikes table with a fist) You are going to let Gianni, Tina, and whatever other children you have doing your despicable shows live their lives to full expectancy!

Snore: You don't scare me! (Snort) They wanted to be part of this business. I didn't ask 'em, and no one else wanted 'em., so if you don't like it, have some o' dis! (hurls a mud ball from his snout at Mario, who dodges. He puts space between them by sending a series of balls, at Mario, who runs along the large office walls.)

Mario catches the last ball with a flaming hand, causing it to steam and bake into a hard ball, which he throws back at Snore, using his pitching ability he gained from his baseball career, and knocks him unconscious... at the wrong time, however. a disgruntled janitor comes in to find the unconscious Snore. The janitor goes to alert others while Mario races out to find Gianni, who is still laughing, as Tina is now buried under a pile of tomatoes.

Gianni: You missed the best part!

Mario: Let's-a go! (He swallows a mega mushroom and becomes giant, scaring Gianni and the audience)

Gianni: Hey, what the... (Mario grabs Gianni with one hand, and pulls Tina out of the pile of tomatoes with the other. He runs away from the village with Gianni and Tina in his hands, while a mob of mud pigs launch painful, muddy missiles at him. He escapes into the forest. )...
 
alexxxela

alexxxela

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KingBooGengar57 said:
Lenna: Alright. That's okay.
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"You wike da bats?" Baby Ashley asks.
Doc Monocle said:
Carson: Do not spit mold too much mold then, or the smell will be unbearable. Adieu... (He leaves)

Caleb: Don't worry, I saved you a piece o' donut! (extends his hand with a half-eaten jelly donut, which a fly lands on)... A visitor!
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In the wilderness of the mud pigs, Goomberg sips a mushroom soft drink, whatever that may be, while he looks through his historical pop-up book...

Goomberg: What! (Spills his drink after realizing he missed a detail.)

Goomberg gazes at a baby that fell from a stork's mouth, which carried eight other infants... Meanwhile, Mario waxes hot... very hot...

Mario: ... No, office not closed! (Strikes table with a fist) You are going to let Gianni, Tina, and whatever other children you have doing your despicable shows live their lives to full expectancy!

Snore: You don't scare me! (Snort) They wanted to be part of this business. I didn't ask 'em, and no one else wanted 'em., so if you don't like it, have some o' dis! (hurls a mud ball from his snout at Mario, who dodges. He puts space between them by sending a series of balls, at Mario, who runs along the large office walls.)

Mario catches the last ball with a flaming hand, causing it to steam and bake into a hard ball, which he throws back at Snore, using his pitching ability he gained from his baseball career, and knocks him unconscious... at the wrong time, however. a disgruntled janitor comes in to find the unconscious Snore. The janitor goes to alert others while Mario races out to find Gianni, who is still laughing, as Tina is now buried under a pile of tomatoes.

Gianni: You missed the best part!

Mario: Let's-a go! (He swallows a mega mushroom and becomes giant, scaring Gianni and the audience)

Gianni: Hey, what the... (Mario grabs Gianni with one hand, and pulls Tina out of the pile of tomatoes with the other. He runs away from the village with Gianni and Tina in his hands, while a mob of mud pigs launch painful, muddy missiles at him. He escapes into the forest. )...
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E-Ashley II glares, and when Carson can no longer see them, she vomits mold onto Caleb. "Go buy me a burger...."
 
KingBooGengar57

KingBooGengar57

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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley giggles. "Wanna show more people!" she says, running outside.

"No mayo!" E-Ashley II says.
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(Lenna runs out and picks her up)
Lenna: That isn't appropriate. Toddlers are not supposed to be flashing their diapers at others.
 
alexxxela

alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
...Caleb: Get me a burger with no mayo.

Server: What kind of burger?

Caleb: Hold on... Ashley, what kind of burger?
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"The biggest one they have!" E-Ashley II says, hugging her teddy bear.
KingBooGengar57 said:
Lenna: It matters not if you're cute or not, it isn't acceptable behavior in society.
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"But I just a baby! Evewyone think evewything I do is cute!" Baby Ashley says.
 
KingBooGengar57

KingBooGengar57

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alexxxela said:
"The biggest one they have!" E-Ashley II says, hugging her teddy bear.

"But I just a baby! Evewyone think evewything I do is cute!" Baby Ashley says.
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Lenna: Alright, you may show people what it has on it. I will let you do it once.
 
Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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The seventh lantern.
alexxxela said:
"The biggest one they have!" E-Ashley II says, hugging her teddy bear.

"But I just a baby! Evewyone think evewything I do is cute!" Baby Ashley says.
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Caleb: Yo, Get us biggest burger you got. If it's an iceburger, give us that, if there's something burger than that, give us that. If it comes with limburger cheese, all the better!

Server: Um... Are you okay, sir? Do you need a cab.

Caleb: BURGER!

Server: ...That'll be 24 GP.

Caleb: THANKS! (He gives her the burger)... BURGER!
 
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