I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: It’s on backwards.

E-Ashley trips on it and cries.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Pick me up," E-Ashley says.

<it doesn't matter>

"Maybe when he goes to get his 'prize', we'll kidnap him and bring him back here," Red says.

E-Ashley II continues to be confused.

Dust Bunny: We could use this rope... (Draws in the sand with a stick a caricature of D'Vour's face, etching illustrations as he speaks, and accompanied by a piano playing rapid 'scheming' music. He speaks quickly.) So we tell him there's a prize. We pay all the competitors to lose. He runs up and laughs his evil head off. He runs up to claim his prize. I congratulate him loudly, stalling while you set a bucket behind his shoe. He turns around asking, "What was that?" He sees the bucket, and kicks it, saying, "What were you trying to pull!" While he shouts, you tie his foot with the rope. Then I use the cool ending line "Your leg..." (Wipes the drawing away)... You get exhausted trying to hoist him by the leg over a pulley. I tell you to tie the rope to a rock, and hurray, we saved the day!
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Carson: Well, that should be no trouble at all. I have a shovel out back, and plenty of absorbent tissues.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: We could use this rope... (Draws in the sand with a stick a caricature of D'Vour's face, etching illustrations as he speaks, and accompanied by a piano playing rapid 'scheming' music. He speaks quickly.) So we tell him there's a prize. We pay all the competitors to lose. He runs up and laughs his evil head off. He runs up to claim his prize. I congratulate him loudly, stalling while you set a bucket behind his shoe. He turns around asking, "What was that?" He sees the bucket, and kicks it, saying, "What were you trying to pull!" While he shouts, you tie his foot with the rope. Then I use the cool ending line "Your leg..." (Wipes the drawing away)... You get exhausted trying to hoist him by the leg over a pulley. I tell you to tie the rope to a rock, and hurray, we saved the day!
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Carson: Well, that should be no trouble at all. I have a shovel out back, and plenty of absorbent tissues.

Red quickly writes all of that down and nods. "Sounds good."

"Why would I need that?" E-Ashley II asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red quickly writes all of that down and nods. "Sounds good."

"Why would I need that?" E-Ashley II asks.

Dust Bunny: Look, here come the competitors now... but no D'Vour...

D'vour: That is because... (Dust Bunny: Aah!)... I live where food is. You do not need to wait for me.

Dust Bunny: How long were you standing there?

D'Vour: Long enough to know that these second-rate cooks are doomed to fall to the likes of Marc Alan D'Vour!
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Carson: You don't. You could use leaves if you so choose.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley trips on it and cries.

(ShyHo puts her in the onesie in the right way.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Look, here come the competitors now... but no D'Vour...

D'vour: That is because... (Dust Bunny: Aah!)... I live where food is. You do not need to wait for me.

Dust Bunny: How long were you standing there?

D'Vour: Long enough to know that these second-rate cooks are doomed to fall to the likes of Marc Alan D'Vour!
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Carson: You don't. You could use leaves if you so choose.

"Uh, okay," Red says. "Well, we start soon, so get ready."

The judge Red invited, the reformed Dark Lord Hum Gree arrives. He sits next to the judge's table, much too large to sit in a chair.

E-Ashley II finally understands. "Like when I went in the truck and Caleb made me go outside?"

(ShyHo puts her in the onesie in the right way.

E-Ashley stops crying. "Okay..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Uh, okay," Red says. "Well, we start soon, so get ready."

The judge Red invited, the reformed Dark Lord Hum Gree arrives. He sits next to the judge's table, much too large to sit in a chair.

E-Ashley II finally understands. "Like when I went in the truck and Caleb made me go outside?"

E-Ashley stops crying. "Okay..."

ShyHo: Alright, are you okay?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Alright, are you okay?

E-Ashley nods. "I want ice cream."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley nods. "I want ice cream."

(ShyHo gives her ice cream)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo gives her ice cream)

E-Ashley eats it. When it's gone, she doesn't understand, and it makes her cry.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Uh, okay," Red says. "Well, we start soon, so get ready."

The judge Red invited, the reformed Dark Lord Hum Gree arrives. He sits next to the judge's table, much too large to sit in a chair.

E-Ashley II finally understands. "Like when I went in the truck and Caleb made me go outside?"

E-Ashley stops crying. "Okay..."

Dust Bunny: Well, that's... uh... different... ahem... Judges, meet each other, and cooks, meet your judges... Sizza!

Sizza: (Handshakes Hum Gree) Sizza G. That's 'syzygy' without knowin' 'why.'

Chef Kawasaki climbs an out-door series of steps.

Kawasaki: Oh... (panting) I'm here!... I made it...

Dust Bunny: Great!

The stairs collapse, sending Kawasaki tumbling down the hill, and into a river.

Dust Bunny:... Well... I guess we should just get on with it then...
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Carson: Well, if you are not familiar with indoor plumbing, it would be a mess if you used it, would it not?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley eats it. When it's gone, she doesn't understand, and it makes her cry.

ShyHo: You ate all of the ice cream.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Well, that's... uh... different... ahem... Judges, meet each other, and cooks, meet your judges... Sizza!

Sizza: (Handshakes Hum Gree) Sizza G. That's 'syzygy' without knowin' 'why.'

Chef Kawasaki climbs an out-door series of steps.

Kawasaki: Oh... (panting) I'm here!... I made it...

Dust Bunny: Great!

The stairs collapse, sending Kawasaki tumbling down the hill, and into a river.

Dust Bunny:... Well... I guess we should just get on with it then...
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Carson: Well, if you are not familiar with indoor plumbing, it would be a mess if you used it, would it not?

Red announces the ingredients the contestants must use for the appetizer round a la Chopped, and sits back.

"What's plumbing? What even is all this for if you can just go outside?" E-Ashley II asks, gesturing at the whole room.

ShyHo: You ate all of the ice cream.

E-Ashley throws the bowl on the ground and bangs her head against the wall. "Where did ice cream go?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red announces the ingredients the contestants must use for the appetizer round a la Chopped, and sits back.

"What's plumbing? What even is all this for if you can just go outside?" E-Ashley II asks, gesturing at the whole room.

E-Ashley throws the bowl on the ground and bangs her head against the wall. "Where did ice cream go?"

ShyHo: It went in your belly. I have more.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: It went in your belly. I have more.

"Belly," E-Ashley says. She vomits the ice cream back up and eats it again.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Belly," E-Ashley says. She vomits the ice cream back up and eats it again.

(ShyHo gives her more ice cream)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo gives her more ice cream)

E-Ashley eats it too and hides in the corner.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley eats it too and hides in the corner.

ShyHo: Tell when you’re finished

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red announces the ingredients the contestants must use for the appetizer round a la Chopped, and sits back.

"What's plumbing? What even is all this for if you can just go outside?" E-Ashley II asks, gesturing at the whole room.

Dust Bunny: On your marks... Get set... GOOOOOO!... Wait, wait... (The timer ticks while he says this) Red, blow on this whistle... (They fumble the whistle as they murmur amongst themselves about who should whistle)... Just take the whistle... I'm the host... but I have to say the catch phrase later... Just a moment, everybody... (Everyone starts cooking since most knew they were supposed to lose anyway)...Fine! (He whistles) GOOOOOO!

The cooks pretend to race against the clock, while D'Vour takes great care on his food... (♢I know not the impossible...♢)

D'Vour finishes before the timer, and brags energetically when it does.

D'Vour: You losers!... Come, judges. Taste my epic masterpieces.

Sizza: (Taking a fork to sample)... (Drumroll as he nods his head with his eyes closed)... Haha! You thought I was gonna say 'mmm,' didn't ya? I don't do that, but this is delicious. Ten outta ten! One question though, how'd you get it all done in four minutes?

D'Vour: I am a M.A.D. scientist, you should never ask such a question.

Sizza: Um... Well... Whatever you say... What do you think, Hum?

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Carson: (Slaps his forehead) Pipes, alright? How have you been addressing hygeine this whole time if you do nothing indoors, and nothing outdoors?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Tell when you’re finished

"No," E-Ashley says.

Dust Bunny: On your marks... Get set... GOOOOOO!... Wait, wait... (The timer ticks while he says this) Red, blow on this whistle... (They fumble the whistle as they murmur amongst themselves about who should whistle)... Just take the whistle... I'm the host... but I have to say the catch phrase later... Just a moment, everybody... (Everyone starts cooking since most knew they were supposed to lose anyway)...Fine! (He whistles) GOOOOOO!

The cooks pretend to race against the clock, while D'Vour takes great care on his food... (♢I know not the impossible...♢)

D'Vour finishes before the timer, and brags energetically when it does.

D'Vour: You losers!... Come, judges. Taste my epic masterpieces.

Sizza: (Taking a fork to sample)... (Drumroll as he nods his head with his eyes closed)... Haha! You thought I was gonna say 'mmm,' didn't ya? I don't do that, but this is delicious. Ten outta ten! One question though, how'd you get it all done in four minutes?

D'Vour: I am a M.A.D. scientist, you should never ask such a question.

Sizza: Um... Well... Whatever you say... What do you think, Hum?

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Carson: (Slaps his forehead) Pipes, alright? How have you been addressing hygeine this whole time if you do nothing indoors, and nothing outdoors?

Hum Gree groans in his demonic language. "He thinks it's devilishly delicious!" Red translates. "And so do I!"

"What's hygiene? Can't I just go wherever I want?" E-Ashley II asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No," E-Ashley says.

Hum Gree groans in his demonic language. "He thinks it's devilishly delicious!" Red translates. "And so do I!"

"What's hygiene? Can't I just go wherever I want?" E-Ashley II asks.

ShyHo: Oh, sorry.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Oh, sorry.

E-Ashley gets up and walks back into her room.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No," E-Ashley says.

Hum Gree groans in his demonic language. "He thinks it's devilishly delicious!" Red translates. "And so do I!"

"What's hygiene? Can't I just go wherever I want?" E-Ashley II asks.

The other chefs come in with their renditions, and the votes are unanimously negative. D'Vour quite mysteriously has no inkling yet.

Dust Bunny: Well, I guess there's some kind of prize upstairs.

D'Vour reaches the crate, and laughs his evil head off. Dust Bunny comes before him.

Dust Bunny: Congratulations, Chef D'Vour. It is my honor...
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Carson: Certainly not in the house, (points urgently) and if you do anything outside, bury it at least six feet down!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley gets up and walks back into her room.

ShyHo: Where are you going?

 

[alexxxela]

The other chefs come in with their renditions, and the votes are unanimously negative. D'Vour quite mysteriously has no inkling yet.

Dust Bunny: Well, I guess there's some kind of prize upstairs.

D'Vour reaches the crate, and laughs his evil head off. Dust Bunny comes before him.

Dust Bunny: Congratulations, Chef D'Vour. It is my honor...
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Carson: Certainly not in the house, (points urgently) and if you do anything outside, bury it at least six feet down!

Red puts a bucket behind D'Vour.

"Okay...." E-Ashley II says, still not getting it. She goes into the living room and sits on the couch, unsure of what to do with herself. "Can we play a game?"

ShyHo: Where are you going?

"Gonna play with my toys," E-Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red puts a bucket behind D'Vour.

"Okay...." E-Ashley II says, still not getting it. She goes into the living room and sits on the couch, unsure of what to do with herself. "Can we play a game?"

"Gonna play with my toys," E-Ashley says.

(ShyHo watches her as she plays)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red puts a bucket behind D'Vour.

"Okay...." E-Ashley II says, still not getting it. She goes into the living room and sits on the couch, unsure of what to do with herself. "Can we play a game?"

"Gonna play with my toys," E-Ashley says.

D'Vour turns about.

D'Vour: What was that? (Looks down and kicks the bucket away. He turns back around)... Do you think I was born yesterday?

Dust Bunny: Oh, um... Could you say that again in different words.

D'Vour: What do you take me for?

Dust Bunny: Umm... Red, change of plans! (Spits dust in D'Vour's eyes.)
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Carson: You would not like the games I play. People's lives are on stake with every move.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo watches her as she plays)

E-Ashley molds all her toys.

D'Vour turns about.

D'Vour: What was that? (Looks down and kicks the bucket away. He turns back around)... Do you think I was born yesterday?

Dust Bunny: Oh, um... Could you say that again in different words.

D'Vour: What do you take me for?

Dust Bunny: Umm... Red, change of plans! (Spits dust in D'Vour's eyes.)
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Carson: You would not like the games I play. People's lives are on stake with every move.

Red ties D'vour up while he's distracted and forces him into a burlap sack. "Let's get him back!"

E-Ashley II's eyes widen delightedly. "What if we played that game, but I get to mold whoever loses and they have to be my friend!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley molds all her toys.

Red ties D'vour up while he's distracted and forces him into a burlap sack. "Let's get him back!"

E-Ashley II's eyes widen delightedly. "What if we played that game, but I get to mold whoever loses and they have to be my friend!"

ShyHo: Now, you've got a bunch of friends!

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley molds all her toys.

Red ties D'vour up while he's distracted and forces him into a burlap sack. "Let's get him back!"

E-Ashley II's eyes widen delightedly. "What if we played that game, but I get to mold whoever loses and they have to be my friend!"

Dust Bunny and Red make it back with M.A.D. in tow.

Dust Bunny: Alright, D'Vour, talk! (Throws a large volume of dust in the bag, causing D'Vour to cough profusely.)... Getting hot in there?

D'Vour: (Cough)T-talk...

Dust Bunny: Yeah, talk! (Sends more dust)...
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Carson: You are not quite old enough to wage war, but if you like chess, I can teach you that. <I am taking a break for now.>

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Now, you've got a bunch of friends!

E-Ashley smiles and all her toys hug her.

Dust Bunny and Red make it back with M.A.D. in tow.

Dust Bunny: Alright, D'Vour, talk! (Throws a large volume of dust in the bag, causing D'Vour to cough profusely.)... Getting hot in there?

D'Vour: (Cough)T-talk...

Dust Bunny: Yeah, talk! (Sends more dust)...
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Carson: You are not quite old enough to wage war, but if you like chess, I can teach you that. <I am taking a break for now.>

Red jabs D'Vour with his trident. "Don't make me get out the truth potion!"

"What's chess?" E-Ashley II asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley smiles and all her toys hug her.

Red jabs D'Vour with his trident. "Don't make me get out the truth potion!"

"What's chess?" E-Ashley II asks.

ShyHo: I like your toys.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I like your toys.

One of the toys hugs ShyHo.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

One of the toys hugs ShyHo.

ShyHo: Alright. That's nice.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Alright. That's nice.

E-Ashley giggles like a baby.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley giggles like a baby.

ShyHo: Tomorrow, you’re going to spend the day with Red. Is that okay?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Tomorrow, you’re going to spend the day with Red. Is that okay?

"Why? Don't wanna!" E-Ashley whines. She covers her nose. "Why stinky?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Why? Don't wanna!" E-Ashley whines. She covers her nose. "Why stinky?"

ShyHo: You outta be changed. (He changes her) Now, are you ready for bed?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: You outta be changed. (He changes her) Now, are you ready for bed?

E-Ashley nods. "In there," she says, pointing to the crib.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley nods. "In there," she says, pointing to the crib.

(ShyHo puts her in the crib and goes to bed with Lenna after putting on his pajamas)
Lenna: She seems to be a bad influence on you.
ShyHo: I know you'll always love me.
Lenna: That's true. (She kisses him)