I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

"Hello, this is Ms. Mindy," Mindy says. "Are you Gunther Porter? I have Baby Ashley's schedule here."

Kaito watches them from a distance while playing with a toy.

Gunther: Yup. That's me... Fortunes and all. Hello, Ms. Mindy.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Yup. That's me... Fortunes and all. Hello, Ms. Mindy.

"I'll be there tomorrow at Ashley's meeting with the mayor. We can talk more there," Mindy says, hanging up.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I'll be there tomorrow at Ashley's meeting with the mayor. We can talk more there," Mindy says, hanging up.

Gunther: Sounds great! We'll be there... You too. Bye... Well, she'll be at the meeting. She wants to discuss being Ashley's agent.

Sarah: Do you hear that, Ashley?... Ashley? (She finds baby Ashley hiding...)

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Sounds great! We'll be there... You too. Bye... Well, she'll be at the meeting. She wants to discuss being Ashley's agent.

Sarah: Do you hear that, Ashley?... Ashley? (She finds baby Ashley hiding...)

Baby Ashley looks up at her and sobs. "Don' wike people wooking at me an' touching me!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley looks up at her and sobs. "Don' wike people wooking at me an' touching me!"

Sarah and Gunther look at each other.

Gunther: That's understandable.

Sarah: Don't worry. Ashley will be with you the whole time.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah and Gunther look at each other.

Gunther: That's understandable.

Sarah: Don't worry. Ashley will be with you the whole time.

Baby Ashley keeps crying and Ashley picks her up. "It must be a lot to be so famous at such a young age......" she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley keeps crying and Ashley picks her up. "It must be a lot to be so famous at such a young age......" she says.

Gunther: Yup. Many celebrities have stressful lives because of public expectations.

Sarah: Which is concerning...

Gunther: Yeah... I know, but believe me, growing up, I looked at them with envy. I suppose it's not really easy being in either extreme... On the bright side, Ashley has opportunity now...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley keeps crying and Ashley picks her up. "It must be a lot to be so famous at such a young age......" she says.

ShyHo: Okay, lunch time! Hello, Kaito.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Yup. Many celebrities have stressful lives because of public expectations.

Sarah: Which is concerning...

Gunther: Yeah... I know, but believe me, growing up, I looked at them with envy. I suppose it's not really easy being in either extreme... On the bright side, Ashley has opportunity now...

"I guess so..." Ashley says, rubbing Baby Ashley's back. "It seems to really stress her out, though.....Do you think this much fame and expectation is healthy for someone who's still in diapers and can barely walk and talk?"

ShyHo: Okay, lunch time! Hello, Kaito.

Kaito waves at him. "Hewwo."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I guess so..." Ashley says, rubbing Baby Ashley's back. "It seems to really stress her out, though.....Do you think this much fame and expectation is healthy for someone who's still in diapers and can barely walk and talk?"

Kaito waves at him. "Hewwo."

ShyHo: I’m on lunch, now. ‘Sup wit’chu?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I’m on lunch, now. ‘Sup wit’chu?

"Kaito hungwy," Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Kaito hungwy," Kaito says.

ShyHo: What’cha want?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What’cha want?

"Hot dog," Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Hot dog," Kaito says.

(ShyHo gives Kaito a chilli dog)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I guess so..." Ashley says, rubbing Baby Ashley's back. "It seems to really stress her out, though.....Do you think this much fame and expectation is healthy for someone who's still in diapers and can barely walk and talk?"

Kaito waves at him. "Hewwo."

Gunther: I'm glad you're thinking about these things, but she has to appear sometimes.

Sarah:... But how will she grow up?

Gunther: Yeah... That's a good point, but we already promised a meeting.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo gives Kaito a chilli dog)

Kaito wipes the chilli off of it and eats it.

Gunther: I'm glad you're thinking about these things, but she has to appear sometimes.

Sarah:... But how will she grow up?

Gunther: Yeah... That's a good point, but we already promised a meeting.

"Baby Ashley can't age, so she'll never grow up," Ashley says. Baby Ashley continues to wail incessantly.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito wipes the chilli off of it and eats it.

"Baby Ashley can't age, so she'll never grow up," Ashley says. Baby Ashley continues to wail incessantly.

ShyHo: Want your bottle?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito wipes the chilli off of it and eats it.

"Baby Ashley can't age, so she'll never grow up," Ashley says. Baby Ashley continues to wail incessantly.

<Wait... You mean that she really will be dependent her whole life? So they do not need to teach her or prepare her for anything? I would have to consider how they should treat this...>

Gunther : What!?

Sarah: An ageless baby? Why were we never told?

Gunther: This means that when we can't take care of ourselves, neither can she!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Want your bottle?

Kaito nods. "Yes pwease."

<Wait... You mean that she really will be dependent her whole life? So they do not need to teach her or prepare her for anything? I would have to consider how they should treat this...>

Gunther : What!?

Sarah: An ageless baby? Why were we never told?

Gunther: This means that when we can't take care of ourselves, neither can she!

<I mean, they still could do that, but she will never age past one-and-a-half because she's purely the physical manifestion of Ashley as a baby, and she'll never grow up past that.>

"I didn't think it would matter for now. When you're too old, she'll probably go back to living with Red. I took a potion that slows my aging as well," Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito nods. "Yes pwease."

<I mean, they still could do that, but she will never age past one-and-a-half because she's purely the physical manifestion of Ashley as a baby, and she'll never grow up past that.>

"I didn't think it would matter for now. When you're too old, she'll probably go back to living with Red. I took a potion that slows my aging as well," Ashley says.

Gunther: Well, that's news...

Sarah: In that case... Her stresses about public appearance will always be entirely because of unfamiliarity.

Gunther: That's a plus. It means she'll get used to it, right?

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Well, that's news...

Sarah: In that case... Her stresses about public appearance will always be entirely because of unfamiliarity.

Gunther: That's a plus. It means she'll get used to it, right?

"Hopefully. I mean, she can still learn some things and have new experiences," Ashley says. "As for other things like learning to read, write, be potty trained, etc, I'm not sure she's able to do."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito nods. "Yes pwease."

<I mean, they still could do that, but she will never age past one-and-a-half because she's purely the physical manifestion of Ashley as a baby, and she'll never grow up past that.>

"I didn't think it would matter for now. When you're too old, she'll probably go back to living with Red. I took a potion that slows my aging as well," Ashley says.

(ShyHo gives him his bottle)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Hopefully. I mean, she can still learn some things and have new experiences," Ashley says. "As for other things like learning to read, write, be potty trained, etc, I'm not sure she's able to do."

Gunther: Oh, boy. Weird baby...

Sarah: Well, it certainly eases some of our worries...

Gunther: But opens others. We need to figure out some kind of relay system for when we become old. That way, she's always taken care of. Is Red also immune to aging?

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Oh, boy. Weird baby...

Sarah: Well, it certainly eases some of our worries...

Gunther: But opens others. We need to figure out some kind of relay system for when we become old. That way, she's always taken care of. Is Red also immune to aging?

"He's practically immortal, and demons age way slower than humans do. When you start to get old, I'll have Red come check on her frequently and when you become unable to take care of her, he'll take her," Ashley says.

(ShyHo gives him his bottle)

Kaito drinks it.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"He's practically immortal, and demons age way slower than humans do. When you start to get old, I'll have Red come check on her frequently and when you become unable to take care of her, he'll take her," Ashley says.

Kaito drinks it.

ShyHo: Want a PlushBaby?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Want a PlushBaby?

"What dat?" Kaito asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"He's practically immortal, and demons age way slower than humans do. When you start to get old, I'll have Red come check on her frequently and when you become unable to take care of her, he'll take her," Ashley says.

Kaito drinks it.

Gunther: Okay.

Sarah: So let's get her ready then...

(♢Ready... At the speech... Formalities♢)

Gunther: Alright, Ashley, this is your new agent. She'll manage your public business.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What dat?" Kaito asks.

ShyHo: It’s a plushie based on Circus Baby, an animatronic entertainer designed for… uh… entertaining little children. (He hands him one)

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Okay.

Sarah: So let's get her ready then...

(♢Ready... At the speech... Formalities♢)

Gunther: Alright, Ashley, this is your new agent. She'll manage your public business.

Baby Ashley waves shyly at Mindy. "The mayor will be here shortly. This is Ashley's speech," Mindy says, handing it to Gunther.

ShyHo: It’s a plushie based on Circus Baby, an animatronic entertainer designed for… uh… entertaining little children. (He hands him one)

Kaito takes it. "It scawwy...."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley waves shyly at Mindy. "The mayor will be here shortly. This is Ashley's speech," Mindy says, handing it to Gunther.

Kaito takes it. "It scawwy...."

ShyHo: In fact, wanna come to my pizza place?
Lenna: ShyHo, I’ve been getting reports that it isn’t safe there.
ShyHo: Yeah, it is! Maybe you’re reading it wrong! C’mon Kaito, let’s go there. (He teleports Kaito there)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley waves shyly at Mindy. "The mayor will be here shortly. This is Ashley's speech," Mindy says, handing it to Gunther.

Kaito takes it. "It scawwy...."

Gunther: Thanks!

Sarah: The mayor is taking rather long.

Gunther: I hope the speech starts soon. Sarah and I both have to go in about forty-five minutes.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: In fact, wanna come to my pizza place?
Lenna: ShyHo, I’ve been getting reports that it isn’t safe there.
ShyHo: Yeah, it is! Maybe you’re reading it wrong! C’mon Kaito, let’s go there. (He teleports Kaito there)

Kaito starts crying. "No!"

Gunther: Thanks!

Sarah: The mayor is taking rather long.

Gunther: I hope the speech starts soon. Sarah and I both have to go in about forty-five minutes.

The mayor arrives and soon the speech begins. After a while, Baby Ashley is called over to say something. She looks at her piece of paper and panics as she can't read it and can't remember what to say. She starts crying and is quickly taken off the stage.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito starts crying. "No!"

The mayor arrives and soon the speech begins. After a while, Baby Ashley is called over to say something. She looks at her piece of paper and panics as she can't read it and can't remember what to say. She starts crying and is quickly taken off the stage.

Gunther: Oh... Ashley! (snaps his fingers) You can speak for her! Go on (brings her to baby Ashley)... We're cheering!

Sarah: ...Silently...

Gunther: ...But cheering.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Oh... Ashley! (snaps his fingers) You can speak for her! Go on (brings her to baby Ashley)... We're cheering!

Sarah: ...Silently...

Gunther: ...But cheering.

Ashley picks her up and goes back onto the stage. She reads the speech about how the disaster was terrible and that the mayor is sorry blah blah blah. The crowd starts booing. "We want to hear Baby Ashley!" someone says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley picks her up and goes back onto the stage. She reads the speech about how the disaster was terrible and that the mayor is sorry blah blah blah. The crowd starts booing. "We want to hear Baby Ashley!" someone says.

Gunther: (Drowned by the noise of the crowd) What do you all want? This is a grief speech, not a promotional!

Sarah: We should get Ashley down from there. She will have trouble living this down. (They request that Ashley be taken off stage promptly.)

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: (Drowned by the noise of the crowd) What do you all want? This is a grief speech, not a promotional!

Sarah: We should get Ashley down from there. She will have trouble living this down. (They request that Ashley be taken off stage promptly.)

The crowd starts throwing things. "We want Baby Ashley! We want Baby Ashley!" they chant. Ashley runs offstage and back to Sarah and Gunther. "Oh, boy...." she says as Baby Ashley starts screaming.

 

[Doc Monocle]

The crowd starts throwing things. "We want Baby Ashley! We want Baby Ashley!" they chant. Ashley runs offstage and back to Sarah and Gunther. "Oh, boy...." she says as Baby Ashley starts screaming.

Gunther: Let's get her out of here! (Miguel maintains space between the crowd and the Porters as they place her in an S.U.V.) Where's security when you need 'em?

Sarah: (Calling Mindy) Yes, we're cancelling this... She can't read. We needed her older self to talk for her... Just do it! (Hangs up)

Gunther: It's okay, Ashley. It's done with. Let's get you home before Mom and Dad have to go... Don't take it personally (to the older), Ashley. People are very shallow.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito starts crying. "No!"

The mayor arrives and soon the speech begins. After a while, Baby Ashley is called over to say something. She looks at her piece of paper and panics as she can't read it and can't remember what to say. She starts crying and is quickly taken off the stage.

ShyHo: What's wrong?

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Let's get her out of here! (Miguel maintains space between the crowd and the Porters as they place her in an S.U.V.) Where's security when you need 'em?

Sarah: (Calling Mindy) Yes, we're cancelling this... She can't read. We needed her older self to talk for her... Just do it! (Hangs up)

Gunther: It's okay, Ashley. It's done with. Let's get you home before Mom and Dad have to go... Don't take it personally (to the older), Ashley. People are very shallow.

"Where do you have to go?" Ashley asks. Baby Ashley keeps crying as people try to break into the SUV.

ShyHo: What's wrong?

"Too scawwy!" Kaito whines.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Where do you have to go?" Ashley asks. Baby Ashley keeps crying as people try to break into the SUV.

"Too scawwy!" Kaito whines.

ShyHo: How's it scary?