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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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<When will the letter be sent back?>

Ashley watches them from the study, and she receives an email on the family computer. "Gunther! Come here!"

Kaito doesn't listen and keeps crying, believing he will be punished.
<It can come at any time. I was just letting Sarah be responsible about it.>

He comes.

Gunther: What is it?... (Looks at the monitor with interest).
 

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ShyHo: I’ll wait. (He watches him from his hiding spot)
Kaito whines in pain.
<It can come at any time. I was just letting Sarah be responsible about it.>

He comes.

Gunther: What is it?... (Looks at the monitor with interest).
"They want Baby Ashley at a speech about the disaster," Ashley says.
 

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Gunther examines the E-mail.

Gunther: Huh. I'd say that's great! Everyone wants to eat her up... Sarah, come look!

Sarah: What happened?... That's excellent! She's a star!

Gunther: Her life is set!
"Bring her in so we can show her," Ashley says.
(ShyHo puts Kaito in the bathroom)
Kaito starts crying. "Taco demon!"
 

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ShyHo: That must be you having diarrhea.
Kaito keeps whining in pain for a while and then eventually stops crying.
They bring baby Ashley to see the E-mail.

Gunther: You see that? Everybody wants you!

Sarah: We are so proud of you!
Baby Ashley smiles despite being unable to read it. "Wuv Baby Ashwee?"
 

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ShyHo: What happened? (He enters the bathroom)
"Sicky...." Kaito mumbles.
Sarah: Of course we do, peachy weachy...

Gunther stares at her with a shadow on his eyes.

Sarah: Never doubt it.
Baby Ashley giggles and hugs Sarah. "The speech is on Thursday, and we need to bring her in to talk with the mayor tomorrow," Ashley says.
 

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"Sicky...." Kaito mumbles.

Baby Ashley giggles and hugs Sarah. "The speech is on Thursday, and we need to bring her in to talk with the mayor tomorrow," Ashley says.
Gunther: That's very convenient. Me and Sara both can be allowed to watch the first half-hour or so.

Sarah: This is also good experience for Ashley and the public.
 

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"Sicky...." Kaito mumbles.

Baby Ashley giggles and hugs Sarah. "The speech is on Thursday, and we need to bring her in to talk with the mayor tomorrow," Ashley says.
ShyHo: There’s no poop on the floor, I assume it was cleaned up. Need a change?
 

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Gunther: That's very convenient. Me and Sara both can be allowed to watch the first half-hour or so.

Sarah: This is also good experience for Ashley and the public.
Ashley nods in agreement as Baby Ashley giggles happily. "We should go out to eat to celebrate."
ShyHo: There’s no poop on the floor, I assume it was cleaned up. Need a change?
Kaito nods unhappily.
 

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Ashley nods in agreement as Baby Ashley giggles happily. "We should go out to eat to celebrate."

Kaito nods unhappily.
Gunther: There's always good ol' sushi!

Sarah: Which reminds me, I forgot to order the sushi kit.

Gunther: Don't do that! (jubilant music ceases) We won't have a reason to eat out anymore!

Sarah: We could always eat steak.

Gunther: We DO always eat steak!

Sarah: Salad bar...

Gunther: Leafy let-down...

Sarah: 50's diner...

Gunther: This isn't the 50's.

Sarah: Alright!...
 

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(ShyHo changes Kaito)
ShyHo: That was yucky.
Kaito nods in agreement and then falls asleep.
Gunther: There's always good ol' sushi!

Sarah: Which reminds me, I forgot to order the sushi kit.

Gunther: Don't do that! (jubilant music ceases) We won't have a reason to eat out anymore!

Sarah: We could always eat steak.

Gunther: We DO always eat steak!

Sarah: Salad bar...

Gunther: Leafy let-down...

Sarah: 50's diner...

Gunther: This isn't the 50's.

Sarah: Alright!...
"Let's eat somewhere that actually has a kids menu, so Baby Ashley can enjoy it," Ashley says.
 

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Kaito nods in agreement and then falls asleep.

"Let's eat somewhere that actually has a kids menu, so Baby Ashley can enjoy it," Ashley says.
Gunther and Sarah look at each other ("Why didn't we think of that?")

At Mac and Cheese Donald's...

Gunther: I'll have a Little Mac

Sarah: I'll take your vegan burger.

Gunther: We'll also take your kids meal No. 4.

Sarah: What do you want, Ashley?

Gunther: If you say Giga Mac after I said Little Mac, we're in big trouble!

Sarah: You said it!

Gunther: Oh, no!... Too bad. I don't believe in jinxes anyway. Well, what'll it be?
 
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Gunther and Sarah look at each other ("Why didn't we think of that?")

At Mac and Cheese Donald's...

Gunther: I'll have a Little Mac

Sarah: I'll take your vegan burger.

Gunther: We'll also take your kids meal No. 4.

Sarah: What do you want, Ashley?

Gunther: Just don't say Giga Mac!

Sarah: You said it!

Gunther: Oh, no!... Too bad. Well, what'll it be?
"Giga Mac!" Ashley says. Baby Ashley fusses as some people start staring at her.
 

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"Giga Mac!" Ashley says. Baby Ashley fusses as some people start staring at her.
Within moments, a server comes with three bags. In the first is Sarah's and Gunther's meal, in the second is baby Ashley's food and Ashley's drink, and in the third is a burger by itself, which occupies the whole volume.
 

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Within moments, a server comes with three bags. In the first is Sarah's and Gunther's meal, in the second is baby Ashley's food and Ashley's drink, and in the third is a burger by itself, which occupies the whole volume.
<The roleplay ain’t copyrighted, you can say McDonald’s, what prevents you from doing so?>
 
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Within moments, a server comes with three bags. In the first is Sarah's and Gunther's meal, in the second is baby Ashley's food and Ashley's drink, and in the third is a burger by itself, which occupies the whole volume.
Ashley feeds Baby Ashley some french fries and then eats her massive burger in less than five minutes. She burps contently and drinks her soda as well. Baby Ashley continues fussing as someone comes over and asks if she's really the teleporting baby.
(ShyHo gives Kaito his bottle)
Kaito drinks it in his sleep.
 

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Ashley feeds Baby Ashley some french fries and then eats her massive burger in less than five minutes. She burps contently and drinks her soda as well. Baby Ashley continues fussing as someone comes over and asks if she's really the teleporting baby.

Kaito drinks it in his sleep.

Gunther: Yeah. That's her. Why?
 

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Ashley feeds Baby Ashley some french fries and then eats her massive burger in less than five minutes. She burps contently and drinks her soda as well. Baby Ashley continues fussing as someone comes over and asks if she's really the teleporting baby.

Kaito drinks it in his sleep.
(ShyHo and Lenna wake up)
Lenna: There is work today.
ShyHo: Alright.
 

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"Cool!" the stranger says. He picks her up, making her cry.

"Down now!" she yells. The stranger ignores her and starts playing with her hair.


Gunther: Zuh-zu-zu-zuzza-zuz-zuh! (Takes her back gently). How would you like it if someone came and picked up your baby just like that?

Sarah: Sorry, we're very nervous about her safety, considering what has happened to her in the past.
 
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Gunther: Zuh-zu-zu-zuzza-zuz-zuh! (Takes her back gently). How would you like it if someone came and picked up your baby just like that?

Sarah: Sorry, we're very nervous about her safety, considering what has happened to her in the past.
"You shouldn't just bring your famous baby around everywhere, then!" the stranger says, trying to take her again. Ashley spits out her soda at him, and he glares and leaves.
 

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"You shouldn't just bring your famous baby around everywhere, then!" the stranger says, trying to take her again. Ashley spits out her soda at him, and he glares and leaves.

Gunther: We live in a ridiculous world that changes with the push of a few buttons , jerk! ... (Sits back down) The nerve on some people!

Sarah: Where is Miguel? He should be here.

Gunther: Yeah, I'd like to know...
...
Miguel grits his teeth as he stares at a chicken in his path who stole his keys (Western suspense theme music).

Miguel: I hope you have gone to confession, you chicken-livered feather pillow !...
...

Gunther: ...We'll get back with him. Come on, let's go home.
 

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Gunther: We live in a ridiculous world that changes with the push of a few buttons , jerk! ... (Sits back down) The nerve on some people!

Sarah: Where is Miguel? He should be here.

Gunther: Yeah, I'd like to know...
...
Miguel grits his teeth as he stares at a chicken in his path who stole his keys (Western suspense theme music).

Miguel: I hope you have gone to confession, you chicken-livered feather pillow !...
...

Gunther: ...We'll get back with him. Come on, let's go home.
Baby Ashley continues to sob as the group returns home. The letter is returned from a lab with a note saying it's not laced.
 

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Baby Ashley continues to sob as the group returns home. The letter is returned from a lab with a note saying it's not laced.
Gunther: (Viewing the contents)... Hah! Let's open her an account! Col. Whitmore wrote a check for ten G's ! We're getting somewhere! No worries about college, kiddo! This will be a piece of cake!... Crumbs of cake... We're gonna need an accountant, and I'm starting to get sick of all the stuff we're going to need to do and people we need to hire...

Sarah: We will eventually need someone to manage her affairs. This will become too much.
 

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Gunther: (Viewing the contents)... Hah! Let's open her an account! Col. Whitmore wrote a check for ten G's ! We're getting somewhere! No worries about college, kiddo! This will be a piece of cake!... Crumbs of cake... We're gonna need an accountant, and I'm starting to get sick of all the stuff we're going to need to do and people we need to hire...

Sarah: We will eventually need someone to manage her affairs. This will become too much.
"There's a number in the letter too. It says it's for Ms. Mindy, her agent," Ashley says. Baby Ashley runs away from them and hides behind the TV stand.
 

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